Chapter 9: First Impressions
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The Guild of Gamers: The Warlord
Chapter 09: First Impressions
"First of all, I'd like to congratulate you on a job very well done. It goes without saying that you should never have had to fight someone like Kushimaru so early. It seems you have some very bad luck when it comes to encountering enemies far beyond what you are ready for," Hiruzen says calmly, as he reads the report I wrote on the way back. "However, I do have several questions. In your after-action report, you both claim that Azula saved you from Kushimaru and that you almost lost control of your bestial form and attacked her once he was dead."
"That's correct, Lord Hokage," I admit, watching him take a puff of his pipe.
"Azula did not mention that in her own verbal report, in fact she claimed you saved her from Kushimaru, that you lost your arm taking a blow meant for her," Hiruzen continues making me pause, brows furrowing in confusion. "I take it that is not the case?"
"No, it isn't. Kushimaru had already bound me with his wires before she returned. I used one of my new abilities to speak telepathically and had her engulf us both in flames, which were hot enough to weaken the wires so I could break free. I have considerable regeneration in my alpha beast form, and Kushimaru was distracted by the flames. It allowed me to get the advantage over Kushimaru but when I'm too damaged I can lose control of my beast form."
"Interesting, Azula lied to her fathers face then. Ozai would have likely demanded your head if he knew you had nearly attacked her. Well, if her highness didn't see the need to inform him, neither do I. Obviously you won't be punished for this. You're a Genin who was forced to fight a particularly grim legend, even if your skills are certainly closer to that of a higher-level Chunin," Hiruzen reassures me.
Azula lied? The words 'Yandere love' repeat in my mind as I consider what this means for me, and Konoha since the heiress of the Fire Daimyo just lied to his face for me.
"Onto perhaps more important matters. Entirely too many witnesses saw you missing an arm, Azula demanded the best doctors and healers try and reattach your arm before they noticed it was already regrowing, word has already spread far," Hiruzen explains.
"I'd be annoyed at that but the alternative is me not having an arm so…" I trail off making him chuckle.
"Indeed. However, people have also noticed that Tsume is healing now as well, and while your liaison with her wasn't public, enough people know to start wondering. Especially now that Mai has confirmed that your… gift is indeed sexually transmitted," Hiruzen says, making me blush slightly. "You worked out why Mai was sent along with you, did you not?
"I did," I admit.
"I won't tell you not to… hm, spread your gift," Hiruzen snorts, amused. "Actually, I'd rather you did the exact opposite as this boon will be a powerful upgrade for any kunoichi you deem worthy of it, but it goes without saying that this will make you a major target for the other villages and our enemies."
As Hiruzen speaks, he does a small hand-sign and Cat appears next to me, reaching up and taking off her mask to reveal an attractive woman in her twenties.
"This is Yugao Uzuki, or Cat as you know her better. I've assigned her permanently to your protection," Hiruzen explains as I give Yugao a nod. "I'm afraid your privacy is secondary to your safety, given the nature of your rapidly-developing powers. She's permitted to know everything involving you, she knows how to keep a secret."
"Understood, Lord Hokage, privacy was always a questionable concept in a ninja village anyway," I reply easily, making him nod with a small chuckle.
"Indeed. Now this regenerative power you grant, is it an automatic process or do you think you could prevent it from happening while mid-coitus?" Hiruzen asks, making me pause.
"It's… instinctive, but I'm almost certain I could prevent it. Now that I've seen it twice, I was paying more attention when I was with Mai, and I think I could remove it from whoever I granted it to as well," I explain. "I could feel my chakra inside Mai, and I think I could recall it and strip her of the regeneration if I needed to."
"I see. We shall have to test this, along with the rest of your developing abilities. As such, until these tests have been completed, you won't be going on any more missions," Hiruzen says, and I can't deny I'm slightly relieved by that.
"Given my track record for running into uncomfortably powerful people, I think that's for the best. It'll give me some time to focus on my training instead," I reply.
"I will be setting up some opportunities to test your new abilities, for example you'll be spending some time with the T&I division to test your 'Dread' and 'Pain' style jutsus, and with your permission to see if you can teach them to other people," Hiruzen explains.
Before I got [Forbidden Teachings] I don't think I'd have been able to, but now I almost certainly can.
"Understoo-"
My words are interrupted as the door opens, unexpectedly, given the way Yugao reaches for her sword, as a very buxom blonde with a purple diamond shaped tattoo on her forehead barges in, the Hokage's secretary moving behind her with an apologetic look on her face.
I can smell the alcohol on her breath from here as she looks around and her gaze locks on me.
"Tsunade, I'm in the middle of a debriefing," Hiruzen says, his tone stern and disapproving.
Tsunade, one of the sennin. Allegedly the best healer in the world, but one that's been drunkenly running away from her responsibilities for years.
"This is him?" Tsunade asks, making my eyebrows raise.
"Hei, this is Tsunade, of the sennin. I called her back to Konoha to examine Tsume once the changes you unwittingly gifted her became apparent," Hiruzen explains calmly, giving Tsunade a disapproving look. "It was Tsunade who discovered what I was going to tell you about soon. Tsume is growing younger, the chakra you put inside her has granted her biological immortality, returning her to her prime. She can still be killed of course, not easily but it's possible, but old age and sickness are no longer a problem for her. I don't need to tell you how much attention this will bring down on you, and people have already noticed that Tsume seems to have lost a decade or so."
"So I should expect the other villages to try and kidnap me, probably during the chaos of the Chunin exams?" I ask, making him nod.
"I'd like to say they wouldn't dare, but your gift is a rare prize indeed. Naturally we will be taking steps to ensure they fail," Hiruzen promises. "So yes, Tsunade, to answer your question. This is Hei, the source of the chakra you examined."
"Is there something I can do for you?" I ask, less respectfully than I perhaps should be given her position and power but as I look at her, this legendary figure, all I feel is disappointment.
This drunk is one of the sennin? But then her teammates were Orochimaru and Jiraya, a mad scientist and an uncontrollable pervert. Strong, but far from respectable.
"Yeah, you can give me that boost. It's your lucky day, brat, you get to fuck one of the sennin," Tsunade says, her words slurred slightly as I stare at her in disbelief.
"No, thank you, I'll pass," I say simply, turning back to Hiruzen, who seems both amused and yet annoyed. Not at me, but at the drunk who barged into a private meeting.
"Excuse me?" Tsunade sputters. "I'm only sticking around this shithole to get your magic seed so-"
"That's why I'm not interested. Why would I give you my boon when you're just going to run away from Konoha again? Why should I make you young so you can waste it getting drunk and gambling?" I ask disdainfully. "Some of us are actually loyal to 'this shithole', I'm not wasting power on someone who isn't."
"W-what the fuck did you just say?" Tsunade growls, stepping into my personal space as I stare at her unimpressed. "Do you know what this place has cost me-"
"Right, because you're the only person who ever lost someone. People die, it's a reality of our world, how many people have lost a loved one because the best healer in the world was piss drunk in some gambling den, building up a debt she won't be able to pay off? I don't care what excuses you have, you're a coward and a traitor and I don't plan to give you a single thing," I say, cutting her off as her eyes narrow in rage. "The only reason you're not a missing-nin is because of nepotism… erm, no offence," I say awkwardly, remembering that the Hokage is right there.
He just snorts as he takes a puff of his pipe.
"Tsunade, I suggest you go and sober up, and learn to knock," Hiruzen says calmly, making her glare swivel to him before she looks back at my utterly unrepentant face.
With a growl, she storms off, slamming the door hard enough to break it off its hinges as Hiruzen sighs.
"Sorry about that, Lord Hokage-"
"No, your words may have been harsh but they're hardly incorrect. Tsunade has been running for a long time, but that being said, she's not the type to give up when she wants something," Hiruzen warns. "But I think that's enough for today, I'm sure your parents will want to see you given that reports of your injuries reached the village before you did. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to have my door replaced, again."
"Of course, Lord Hokage," I say, lips twitching. Is this a common occurrence? I go to leave before I pause.
"Is there something else?"
"Weren't you told to stop smoking so much?" I ask, my eyes falling on his pipe as he freezes, coughing awkwardly.
"Hei, as your Hokage I'm ordering you to keep this a secret, she's already cleared the entire house and this is the only place it is safe to smoke," Hiruzen says gravely, his lips twitching in fondness.
"Understood, sir, I'll take it to my grave," I swear grimly. "When she finds out, it won't be from me."
"Thank yo- wait, when?"
— Hiruzen Sarutobi —
Apparently he needed to add clairvoyance to Hei's ever growing list of bizarre powers as he, the Kage of the strongest village, knelt with his head hanging low.
Ghosts evidently had a sense of smell, something he hadn't been aware of, which was why he was currently kneeling in front of his irate spectral wife, being lectured on the dangers of smoking.
Or perhaps Hei had simply seen too many old men who thought they could outsmart their wives. Nara men did tend to go for rather headstrong wives after all.
At least he wasn't alone in his suffering, Asuma kneeling next to him with an embarrassed look on his face.
— Hei — Later —
He was right about my parents. I'm sitting in the living room getting fussed over by my mother as dad hides his amusement behind his mug, and Shikamaru isn't even trying to hide his.
He took one look at me, saw I noticeably wasn't missing an arm, listened to my explanation and accepted that I was okay, he's logical like that.
"Mom, I'm fine, as you can see I definitely still have both my arms," I try again, giving the peanut gallery a dirty look as they laugh quietly.
"But you didn't, you almost died, you should never have encountered someone like that, you're a Genin," Yoshino says, maybe a little hysterically.
Honestly, I don't mind that much because it's nice to know I have people that care about me.
"And what are you laughing about, weren't you involved in planning this mission?! Isn't it your job to make sure this doesn't happen?" Yoshino asks, turning to Shikaku with a fierce glare as his laughter comes to an immediate stop.
Now who's laughing, you snarky old bastard?
"Erm, well you see, it's actually really simple-" Shikaku starts, awkwardly stepping back. "You know, I think I can hear the Hokage calling for me-"
Shikamaru still looks amused but I can put a stop to that real quick.
"Don't go too far, I've decided to teach you and Maru my shadow step jutsu while I'm stuck at home, and the Hokage told me it's your day off so I know you don't have anything else to do," I say, making Shikaku turn to me.
I've tried before but I wasn't able to, but I didn't have forbidden teachings at that point. Dad pauses, obviously able to tell that something's changed but he's interrupted by Shikamaru's groan as he goes to speak.
"Training? It's my day off too," Shikamaru whines.
"I really don't care," I reply easily. Teaching him this will increase his survivability and that's more important than his day off.
"Don't you need to relax and recover? Wasn't mom just saying you need to avoid anything physically intensive-"
"I'm sure Hei can handle some training, and stop whining Shikamaru, your brother is taking some of his important time to try and teach you the same move that saved his life, so shut up and get ready to train. Both of you," Yoshino says sternly, making both dad and Shikamaru sigh in unison.
Yeah, still enjoying laughing at me being fussed?
Thought not.
— Ino Yamanaka —
"He's back?" Sakura asked, making Ino nod.
"Apparently he got back today, I heard from dad. Aunt Yoshino is trying to keep him at home since he was injured, I doubt she'll succeed. Hei really isn't good at sitting around," Ino said in amusement, even as she frowned in concern.
She wasn't sure what Hei's injuries were, but she heard her parents talking to Hei's parents about it before he came back, apparently Princess Azula had demanded all the best healers in the Land of Fire to attend to him, so it sounded bad.
Plus she'd seen Aunt Yoshino looking extremely worried, with suspiciously red eyes.
"Are you still planning on going through with your plan?" Sakura asked, making her nod with a slight blush.
Ah yes, her plan. Her master plan that would end with Hei taking her virginity, and maybe dating her but either way she was popping this cherry.
"That's the plan, I'm going to visit the Nara compound and-"
"Hei is back?"
She and Sakura both paused as someone interrupted their conversation, turning to meet the dark gaze of Sasuki, making them share a confused look.
How did Sasuki even know Hei?
"Apparently," Ino answered in confusion. "Why? I didn't know you two knew each other."
Sasuki went to reply before she paused, and the cold ice queen of their class blushed, the faintest pink hue to her cheeks as she turned and stormed away.
"What was that about?" Ino asked, looking at Sakura who could only shrug, clearly mixed emotions in her face.
"I don't know, Sasuki never sticks around after training or talks about anything," Sakura admitted, clearly frustrated by that.
Sakura always looked up to Sasuki, and her crush on the other girl was hardly a secret, but being on the same team as Sasuki hadn't helped her get closer to the frigid Uchiha.
"She did blush, right?" Ino asked disbelievingly, unable to comprehend the idea of Sasuki actually having positive emotions about anything.
She used to look up to Sasuki herself, but while the Uchiha was as cool and talented as Hei, she was such a bitch about it. Hei never looked down on other people because they couldn't keep up, he didn't scowl whenever someone tried to talk to him, or insult them like Sasuki constantly did Naruko.
Sakura could do better, Hei could definitely do better, but Sakura looked hurt at the idea of Sasuki having feelings for someone.
"I… yeah, not worried that Sasuki is gonna steal your man?" Sakura asked, making Ino laugh.
"Not a chance, besides… I'm gonna be sharing Hei anyway, he's got duties, I'm going to be his lover, perhaps even his wife, but I'm not going to be the only one," Ino explained.
Momiji approached her to discuss that particular situation with her, and while she wasn't thrilled at the idea, she could adjust her plans. Momiji seemed really nice after all, plus Hei wasn't some blushing virgin, he'd already slept with some older women (including Kiba's mother which was kinda hilarious to be honest).
Sakura seemed to be deep in thought, maybe this would finally get her to move on from Sasuki?
— Sakura Haruno —
She'd hoped that with the fact that Sasuki never showed interest in a guy meant there was a chance she liked girls, but she'd always known it was a slim chance.
Now it seemed dead in the water, with Sasuki actually blushing over a guy, Sasuki who barely ever showed a single emotion.
She'd never actually met Hei herself, seen him from a distance when he occasionally came by to pick up Shikamaru from the academy, sure, but despite knowing Ino for so long she'd never actually met the older boy her best friend was so obsessed with. He was definitely handsome, honestly he almost looked like an older male Sasuki with the dark hair and eyes, not to mention the somewhat intimidating aura.
But despite having never actually spoken to him, she knew a fairly large amount about him, simply because of how much she'd heard about him from Ino.
She knew he basically babysat Ino, Shikamaru and Choji, that he was the rookie of the year for his class, apparently a genius even by Nara standards (though she suspected Ino was biased). She also knew he was one of the only survivors of a mission gone wrong, that he'd lost his sensei and a teammate, only barely managing to survive and save his last teammate's life in the process.
That had been an unfortunate wake up call. Of course, she knew theoretically that being a ninja was dangerous, but actually hearing about a team, a team stronger than hers, almost being wiped out like that was terrifying.
What could she do if that happened to her team? As much as she gave Naruko shit, Sakura was well aware that she was the weakest member on their team. Naruko had seemingly endless chakra and energy, while Sakura got tired after barely an hour of training.
While Sasuki and Naruko were shouting at Kakashi for more training, she was desperately trying to catch her breath. She let out a sigh of relief when Kakashi decided they were going to do a bunch of d-rank missions because it was another day where she wouldn't be utterly outshined by her teammates.
That didn't mean she was going to give up. Her family had been so proud of her when she graduated, and she couldn't run away because things were more dangerous, more difficult than she had suspected, thankfully her best friend was from a ninja clan, and Ino was helping her physical issues, even if it meant getting up much earlier than she used to so she could join Ino on her morning workout.
That had been a surprise as well, because she always assumed Ino was the same as her, but Ino was in very good shape.
Kakashi had even noticed her improving stamina, and he seemed to approve, but who could really tell with Kakashi.
Even Sasuki had briefly complimented her over her improvements, well kinda?
'Keep it up and maybe you won't hold me back' was basically a compliment, right?
It was as close as she'd ever gotten so she'd take it, but that led her back to her current issue. Sasuki almost definitely had a crush on Hei, which was maybe a little narcissistic given their similarities.
Or maybe Sasuki was interested in him because of his talent, she was always talking about rebuilding the Uchiha clan (after getting revenge), in fact that was all she talked about, so maybe she wanted to have babies with the smart older prodigy?
Sasuki would never go for a girl like her, she needed a male partner to… repopulate the clan as the last female Uchiha, it was so stupidly obvious in hindsight.
But she couldn't just forget about her feelings for Sasuki, not after so long, but maybe she didn't need to?
Ino's words echoed through her head, that she'd already be sharing Hei anyway, if Sasuki was going after Hei then what if she went after Hei as well?
It was a terrible plan, but if she joined that relationship wouldn't it be like being in a relationship with Sasuki herself?
She didn't really like guys, but Hei looked like he could be a male Sasuki anyway so it wouldn't be that bad, right?
— Hei —
"Are you planning on leading a team when you hit Jounin?" Dad asks, making me shrug as we walk back to the house.
With forbidden teachings, it wasn't that hard to teach them how to shadow step, dad picked it up almost immediately while Shikamaru took longer. From what I can tell, people I teach won't be able to teach anyone else my techniques, but dad's going to try and teach this to some other Naras so that will be good information for me.
Shikamaru can barely shadow step a few times before he's exhausted, as this technique is very chakra intensive when you're still getting used to it, but dad picked it up quickly and seems well on his way to mastering it, plus he's got some impressive chakra reserves himself.
That's the Jounin Commander for you.
"Never really thought about it, I need to reach Chunin first and then maybe I'll consider whether I want to be that kind of Jounin in the future, or if I want to go the ANBU route," I explain, making him nod.
"Fair enough, and I might be biased but we both know you're already stronger than most Chunin, if it wasn't for the upcoming exams you'd have been field promoted after that mess with Kushimaru," Shikaku says proudly, ruffling my hair.
"What even happened, nobody would tell me," Shikamaru asks, trailing behind as the lazy bastard pants in exhaustion. Pft, I didn't push him that hard.
"One of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist tried to kill the person I was protecting, they failed, they died," I say simply, his eyes widening in shock and a little awe.
Yeah, your big brother is pretty fucking cool, isn't he?
"Maybe if you actually trained, you'd be able to fight legendary ninjas as well," Dad adds teasingly, his eyes widening as a slipper flies out of the open back door, hitting him in the face.
"I don't want any of you fighting a legendary anything," mom shouts from the kitchen, how did she get a slipper to fly that fast? "That said, Shikamaru, I'm going to talk to Asuma about increasing your training, just in case."
As Shikamaru expresses his distaste for this idea, I chuckle and head upstairs to my room. I need a bath before supper anyway. I've not done anything particularly intensive so I'm not that dirty or sweaty but I just like being clean.
As I reach my door, I pause and reach for my blade, both the Dragon sword and Nuibari still on my back, before I settle for my smaller blade I got from Chun-Li. Maybe I have too many weapons, considering the amount of kunai and shurikens I also have on me but I believe in having a weapon for every task.
Slipping into my shadow, I reappear inside the room as I leap from the shadows and reappear behind the fool who was lying in wait, my blade at her throat as I-
…this fucking idiot.
"Sasuki, did you break into my house?" I ask, still holding my blade at her throat for a moment before I move away with an annoyed sigh.
She definitely hasn't worked out what I actually wanted from her, as I look down at the clearly-shaken girl.
"I let myself in, I didn't think either of us would want anyone else to know about this," Sasuki Uchiha replies, making me roll my eyes, giving her a look as she sits at the edge of my bed in a long raincoat of all things.
"And what exactly is this?" I ask, making a note to shout at the compound guards later. Usually the clan ninjas who end up on guard duty aren't exactly the best, genins and low level chunins who won't make it any further.
"Don't play innocent, I know what you want in exchange for teaching me. You said if I could work out why you didn't want to teach me, and what you wanted from me, you'd teach me," Sasuki explains, oh this should be good. "You don't want to teach me because you don't care about my quest, because the destruction of the Uchiha made the Nara clan more important, and what you want in exchange for your help is… me," Sasuki says confidently, standing up as she undoes the raincoat and lets it fall to the floor.
She looks away with a light blush as my eyebrow raises, her completely naked body on full display. She has some of the smallest breasts I've seen, not that I have an issue with small breasts, any size makes my wood rise and all that.
She's clearly self-conscious as I stare at her in bemusement. Her hips are surprisingly wide, and she either doesn't grow hair down there or she's shaved because her tiny pink slit is utterly bald.
"W-well, here I am. Agree to teach me and you can have me," Sasuki says coldly, before she pauses seeing my blank stare. "What are you waiting for? Let's get this over with, I won't resist, and tomorrow you will start training me."
"…are you stupid?" I finally ask, making her eyes widen in shock and anger, glaring at me as I sigh. "You think I refused to teach you so I could demand sex as your tuition fee?"
"I'm not stupid, word has spread about your… relationship with Kiba's mother, and I've heard Ino talking about your relationship with her," Sasuki says angrily, before she pauses. "It's not just sex you want, you want to marry me. Of course, it's a Nara clan secret, and if I become your bride then the Nara's can add the Uchiha name to their growing power block. I- fine, I need to repopulate the clan after I kill Itachi anyway, I don't care who and you're strong enough that our children should be powerful-"
"Sasuki, just stop, you absolute dumbass," I say with a sigh, facepalming. "You might be a prodigy at combat, but you're a fucking idiot when it comes to basic conversations."
"What-"
"I didn't want to teach you because you demanded I do it. I wanted an apology for you demanding I teach you, and for you to ask politely for my help," I explain slowly, as if I'm talking to a particularly slow child, watching as her eyes widen and her blush grows deeper. "You aren't as important as you think you are."
Sasuki moves her hands in front of her, covering her breasts and pussy as she turns bright red, her blush travelling to her ears and down her neck as I dress her down.
"Add the Uchiha to our power-block? What does that even mean? Your name doesn't carry anywhere near the respect or power you think it does, your clan wasn't even popular when they were alive, they were anti-social and condescending, nobody trusted them let alone liked them," I say, making her eyes widen in anger.
I wasn't old enough to remember that, but dad keeps me up to date on village matters, and I've heard dad, uncle Inoichi and uncle Choza talking about it.
The Uchiha's made the Hyuuga's seem like team players in comparison.
"Whatever star your clan had has faded over the years, the Nara definitely don't need the Uchiha name," I say, before sighing once more, rubbing my forehead. "Sasuki, put your clothes back on, I'm tired and hungry and have no patience for this."
"I'm not going anywhere until you agree to teach me," Sasuki says, stepping forwards as she glares up at me, it'd be more intimidating if she wasn't blushing, naked and looking like she was about to start crying.
Now I feel like a bully, because as annoying as Sasuki is, she's also a girl Shikamaru's age who is frankly desperate for any kind of power to avenge her family. That's a disaster waiting to happen.
…oh very funny, Kuro. Yeah, it's hilarious.
The avenger throwing themselves into a damn near impossible task to avenge their parents, no matter the cost to themself. Real funny.
"And what did I say I wanted?" I ask, once again speaking like I'm talking to a child that was dropped on their head one too many times.
She pauses, shock on her face.
"It's not too late?" Sasuki asks, making me simply raise an eyebrow. "I'm sorry, when I heard you could use jutsus without seals I just thought about how much that would help against Itachi, I didn't stop to consider how rude my demand was."
It's hard to tell if she means it, but I already feel like a bit of an asshole.
"Will you please try and teach me how you do it?" Sasuki asks, and she sounds genuine. Well, she sounds embarrassed but that's close enough.
"Yes, now was that so hard?" I ask with a slight smirk, and despite her embarrassment and my teasing she does light up a little at my simple answer. "We Konoha ninjas have to stick together, Will of Fire and all that, right? I'm not sure I'm free tomorrow, but I will find time to teach you, lemme know when you're free and we'll find a time to do this. "
"I will," Sasuki promises before she pauses. "Thank you."
She can learn.
"No worries, I'm happy to help a fellow Leaf ninja, but really Sasuki? Offering sexual favours for training? You're the last Uchiha, have some self respect," I scold, watching her fidget in embarrassment. "You shame yourself and your family name by being so quick to resort to such tactics. Oh, and Sasuki? Next time, use the front door," I say with a roll of my eyes as she blushes, turning around to grab her raincoat.
…she does have a fantastic ass, sticking out towards me as she reaches down for her coat, pale and very perky.
Turning back, she catches me staring which makes her blush grow deeper but she doesn't actually complain at my stare.
"I will, I'm sorry I broke in, goodnight," Sasuki says as she ties her coat closed, climbing out of my window as I watch her leave.
"Goodnight, Sasuki."
— Sasuki Uchiha —
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, absolutely fucking stupid.
An apology, all he wanted was a fucking apology because she didn't know how to ask politely, even when asking an older ninja to spend his precious time training her in one of the things that made him special, when ninjas normally held their cards close to their chest.
He wanted her to have some basic manners, and what did she do? Jumped straight to pimping herself out for training, he was right she was shaming her clan name by acting like this.
What if Hei had been less honourable? Realistically, he could have taken advantage of her for the night and then refused to train her and acted like he never agreed to anything.
The Nara name held more respect than the dying Uchiha name, at the most it would have been a minor scandal for them and for her? She'd become known as the girl who'd pimp herself out for training.
He wanted her, she saw the way his eyes roamed her body when she exposed herself to him (like a fucking moron), but he just saw her as an idiot.
Instead of taking advantage of her stupidity, which he could have done since he apparently didn't even mind teaching her, he took the time to explain why she was an idiot, her cheeks still burning as she got home.
He could have fucked her, she wouldn't have resisted or even blamed him for taking the opportunity, she had offered after all. He could have taken his frustration at her out on her body, and she'd have never known that she was mistaken about what he wanted, but he decided to be kind and help her despite her fucking up both their encounters.
Because of the Will of Fire? What did that even mean? She could vaguely remember the Hokage showing up at the academy to talk about it at some point but she was just annoyed they pulled them away from sparring to listen to some old man talk at the time.
Maybe there was more to it than she'd thought, she had a lot to think about.
Going to bed, she woke up later to a dampness between her thighs and a blush on her face, remembering her dreams of Hei not being so honourable.
— Hei Nara —
"Hey, Hei!"
"You know, you're not clever. Everyone makes that joke," I say as I arrive at my destination, making the girl who called out to me laugh as she looks up from the weapon she was sharpening.
"But it annoys you, so it's still funny," Tenten says, trying to sound casual, her eyes flickering to the katana she can see on my back. "Are you here to see mom? She's just in the back-"
"Tenten, you can ask," I say simply, amusement clear in my tone, making her blush at being caught.
"Oh thank god, can I please hold the Dragon Blade?!" Tenten asks desperately, making me laugh as I unsheathe it, reversing my grip.
I don't bother telling Tenten to be careful with it, I know her well enough to know she'd sooner kill herself than disrespect a legendary blade like this.
Almost immediately she practically forgets I exist, fussing over the sword like it's a puppy, she does know that it can't talk back, right?
Tenten was my sparring partner growing up, since we both learnt Bukijutsu together, so I know how obsessed with weapons she is. I like them, she lives for them.
Chun-Li comes out of the back, completely ignored by her daughter as she rolls her eyes at Tenten's fanatical admiration of my sword.
Ah, she's definitely going to make innuendos about how much Tenten loves my sword later.
"It's so heavy, how do you wield it?" Tenten finally asks, making me smirk as I take it from her, easily holding it in one hand.
"It's heavy for you, it's practically weightless for me," I say proudly.
"But I never taught you to use a katana, you preferred smaller blades," Chun-Li says, making Tenten jump, having not noticed her arrival. "Is that why you're here?"
"Partially," I agree.
"Aww, and here I was hoping you came to finally take me up on my offers to give you a more adult education-"
"Mom!" Tenten interrupts, making Chun-Li pout playfully. Chun-Li always flirts a lot more when Tenten is around, apparently it's a mother's duty to embarrass their daughter.
"Sorry, sensei, but I'm here for the younger, prettier model today," I say, interrupting Tenten myself as her mouth closes with an audible click, her face turning red as she swivels her head to stare at me in embarrassment and betrayal. "To give her this," I say, pulling out the scroll I sealed Nuibari in and unsealing it, Tenten gasping at the sight of another legendary blade.
"It's true then, you killed one of the seven swordsmen?" Chun-Li asks, pride in her tone as I toss Nuibari towards Tenten, who catches it, her mouth opening and closing repeatedly.
"I did. Kushimaru, the sadistic fucker. I don't want Nuibari, even if it's mine by right, I much prefer Master Ryu's blade, so I thought 'who do I know that loves swords more than life itself?'" I ask, making Chun-Li giggle.
"Most boys give girls flowers, not deadly weapons," Chun-Li points out, looking at where Tenten is holding Nuibari with a mixture of awe and shock.
"Depends on the girl I say, Ino would love flowers, but Tenten?" I ask in amusement, I'm pretty sure Tenten has actually bluescreened. "I know what the ladies like."
"So, flowers for Ino, deadly weapons for Tenten, that's all well and good but what are you going to give me?" Chun-Li asks, and it's a sign of how dumbstruck Tenten is that she doesn't even respond to Chun-Li flirting with me.
"How about another child?" I ask, making her gasp playfully. "You were complaining that Tenten is never around much anymore."
"Hm, I was, wasn't I?" Chun-Li replies thoughtfully.
"Wait, what?" Tenten asks.
"I was just talking with Chun-Li about me knocking her up and giving you a sibling," I say. "What do you think?"
"Wha- oh yeah, that's fine. But are you sure about this, this is Nuibari, one of the seven swords of the mist, are you sure you want to give this to me?" Tenten asks, and she's definitely not paid attention to a single word we were actually saying as Chun-Li snorts in amusement.
"I am, if you want it. I'm Master Ryu's chosen successor apparently, which means I'm going to be using the Dragon Blade, and while I'm not exactly a fan of the blade that crucified me, I'm not petty enough to let such a useful tool gather dust," I say, her eyes widening as she glances at the blade in her hand. "I'd much rather it be in the hands of Konoha's future weapons mistress."
"I won't let you down," Tenten says seriously, a blush on her cheeks and joy apparent on her face.
Chun-Li gives me a fond smile at how happy I've made her daughter, before a sly smirk grows on her lips.
"I'm so happy you two are getting along, since Hei is going to be your new stepdad," Chun-Li says, making Tenten pause. "You did just say you didn't mind Hei knocking me up, and I do hope Hei isn't the kind of guy to leave a bun in my oven and run away."
"You know I always take responsibility for my actions, sensei," I say faux-seriously. "I won't let you down."
"Wait, what- Mom!" Tenten shouts, her face burning as she glares at Chun-Li. "Why are you always like this?!"
"Because you won't stop being stubborn and make me a grandma, even after Hei's given you such a wonderful courtship gift, so I'm obviously going to have to do it myself," Chun-Li replies shamelessly, making me chuckle.
"I've got some other stuff to do today, so I'll leave you girls to it," I say, giving them a wave.
"Hei, thank you," Tenten says seriously, even as she gives her mother a dirty look.
"You're welcome, it wouldn't do for my sparring partner to have a mediocre weapon, my Dragon Blade would turn it to scrap in our next match," I say teasingly, making her laugh. "With this you might actually stand a chance."
"We'll see," Tenten says simply, her competitive nature shining through.
"When you have some time, come back and I'll show you how to actually use that fancy sword of yours, my door is always open to you," Chun-Li offers, making me smile and nod. "So is my bedroom window, when you're ready to give me that gift."
Snorting, I leave Tenten to shout at her mother some more, you'd think Tenten would be used to Chun-Li's teasing by now.
She's been doing it since I hit puberty, but Tenten always gets so flustered by it.
Walking out of the store, I pause as I see someone waiting for me. I recognise the stern looking older man, but I've certainly never spoken to the head of the Hyuuga clan.
"May we speak, Hei?" Hiashi Hyuuga asks, making me nod.
"Of course, Lord Hyuuga, is there something I can do for you?"
— Tenten —
Stupid flirty mom. Stupid sexy Hei playing along with her moms constant flirtation.
Honestly she was almost grateful her mother was there because if Hei had given her this when they were alone, at the very least she'd have ended up sucking his cock, if not jumping him and fucking him right there on the counter.
Looking over the legendary blade in her hands, she felt herself blush again.
It was insane to think she was holding one of the seven swords of the mist, that Hei had beaten one of the seven swordsmen.
As if she needed more proof that Hei was a genius, 'Genin' her ass. She didn't know why Hei hadn't just been promoted already because he was definitely at least upper-Chunin in strength.
Still, this sword almost killed him. Crucified, that was the word he used.
Nuibari had a long and horrific history, maybe she'd replace the razor-sharp wire within it with a blunt but stronger wire, it could make a powerful capture tool without the whole shredding people thing.
Hei trusted her with the weapon that almost killed him, he thought the best place for a blade of legend was in her hands. She would not let him down.
Her mom was right about one thing though, if Hei wanted her affection, this was literally the perfect gift, no amount of flowers would come close to making her heart beat as fast as it was right now.
— Hei Nara —
"I'm sorry, just to be very clear, you're asking me to-" I start.
"Save my wife's life, and yes, I'm well aware of the method you will have to use. So yes, I'm asking you to have sex with my wife," Hiashi says, interrupting me as I sit in his office in the Hyuuga compound. "I realise this is highly unusual, but if this saves Hitomi's life as Tsunade believes it will, I will certainly hold no grudge. Even if it fails, I will be grateful that you tried, even if I certainly won't want to talk about it."
"Tsunade honestly suggested this as the best treatment option?" I ask, making him nod. "Was she sober?"
"As rare as that is, yes she was. I understand if you're not comfortable with this situation, but know that if you succeed, you'll have the gratitude and friendship of the Hyuuga family," Hiashi says calmly.
"Does Lady Hitomi know about this?" I ask, making him nod again.
"I've discussed this with her and while she was doubtful that this of all things would actually help, having accepted that she is likely going to die soon, she agreed to try for both my sake and for our daughters who have been forced to watch her slowly waste away," Hiashi confirms.
Do I have an actual reason to refuse? This will attract even more attention but even the Hokage told me that I'm going to be attracting more and more attention, and having the friendship of one of the strongest clans in the village has to be a good thing.
"I- very well, I'll do it. How exactly do you want to handle this?" I ask.
"I imagine you'll go to her room and… handle things between the two of you. I'll be blunt, I don't actually want to know any of the details. I've ordered the rest of the clan to stay away from our building today, my daughters are both elsewhere and I will be heading to the Hokage building soon. As a husband, if you can save her life you'll have my eternal gratitude and the friendship of my clan, both while I rule it and once one of my daughters takes my place, given that they are also extremely hopeful that she will be healed, but as a man I do not want to know any of the details about what happens between you and my wife," Hiashi says plainly, and my respect for him increases.
Sure, this is a weird situation all around but he's putting his pride aside to try and save his wife.
"Very well, I see no reason to delay things then. Which room is hers?" I ask, making him rise with a grateful smile on his face, even if it looks a little tight.
"Thank you, Hei, truly," Hiashi says awkwardly. "I will show you the way, before I… vacate the building."
Following him, he shows me to a particular door, pausing as he sees me open the door and step into his wife's room.
"Hei, I feel I should tell you that Hitomi can be-" Hiashi starts before pausing, shaking his head. "Never mind, thank you for this."
I give him a nod as I close the door, a very mixed expression on his face.
Turning around, I spot my patient, laying in a bed as she turns to me.
Like most Hyuuga, she has black hair (which is cut surprisingly short as it barely reaches her shoulders) and pale eyes. Her skin is also very pale, not sickly pale but the kind of pale that says she doesn't get much sunlight.
She's dressed in just a simple dressing gown, and even with it on I can definitely tell she's unhealthily skinny, not to the point of it being unattractive but I can see the signs of the illness that's been eating away at her.
She meets my gaze and smiles awkwardly, sitting up with some difficulty.
"So, is this as awkward for you as it is for me?" Hitomi asks, giving me a gentle smile.
"A little, I think it was more uncomfortable for your husband, but I can't say I expected this today," I admit, watching her giggle, her laughter interrupted by an unhealthy cough.
"Ha, I imagine not. I don't actually expect this to help, I know what Lady Tsunade claims but I know I'm dying, I can feel it. Know that I won't feel any bitterness towards you if this fails," Hitomi says gently, undoing the sash of her gown.
"Thank you, but I'm pretty sure this will work. Tsunade might be a drunken has-been but if there's one thing she knows it's healing," I say, making her giggle.
"Not a fan?" Hitomi asks.
"We've met, it didn't end well. How do you want to do this?" I ask, watching her smile gently.
"I'll leave that to you, doctor, this is your show," Hitomi says as she pulls apart her gown, revealing a thin but still attractive body. Her breasts are what draw my attention first, they're big and that's after she's been wasting away. "I'm afraid I have trouble being too active, so you're going to have to do most of the work."
"That's fine," I say, disrobing myself. She does laugh quietly as she watches me remove my small arsenal of weapons, but her eyes flicker down to my already-hardening cock.
Once I'm naked, I move to the bed and climb onto it, deciding how to do this as she pulls her gown completely off, laying on it as her legs spread slightly.
I should probably just get this over with and treat it like the 'treatment' it is, moving on top of the older woman as she smiles up at me.
She's slightly wet, which grows as I reach down and gently stroke her lower lips, pumping a finger into her slit so the fucking that's about to happen isn't uncomfortable for her.
She gasps quietly at the treatment, before I pull my hand back, replacing my finger with something considerably thicker as I press the tip of my cock against her now wet slit, her legs spreading wider to give me room to move.
Thin arms wrap around my neck as she stares up at me, nodding as I thrust forwards slowly, sheathing my entire length inside her married pussy.
"I-I'm not made of glass, I have given birth twice, you don't have to be so gentle," Hitomi giggles, making me smile as I take her hint.
Starting to thrust, one of her legs moves up and wraps around my waist as she starts to breathe faster, quiet moans starting to get louder as I pump my hips, fully sheathing myself inside her surprisingly tight cunt before I pull back until only the tip is inside her, slamming forwards again and again as the bed creaks under us.
Her breasts bounce with every thrust, drawing my gaze as I watch the large mammaries jiggle wildly, making her giggle between moans.
"You can play with them, I don't mind," Hitomi whispers, laughing as my hands immediately move to her boobs, my fingers sinking into the pillowy flesh as I gently grope and squeeze them.
She surprises me by pulling me closer, her lips meeting mine in an intense kiss, I was avoiding kissing to try and leave this as impersonal as possible but I'm not going to deny she tastes good.
As she moans into my mouth, I can feel her fingernails digging into my back. I'm guessing it's been a while for her, because she seems more into this than I am, even cumming first as she screams into our kiss, her pussy tightening down on me as it tries to milk my cock, practically begging for me to pump it full of my seed.
I could hold back, try to stop myself from cumming, but that's not why I'm here, I'm here to mark her as one of my mates so she gets my regeneration.
So with a grunt, I slam my hips forwards one more time, making her cum a second time as she feels my chakra (and semen) flood her body, gasping in shock.
I gasp too, not at the feeling but at the sight before me, watching as the regeneration gets to work immediately. It makes sense, neither Tsume or Mai were injured when they became my mates, but Hitomi is.
And my chakra won't permit my mate to stay in such subpar shape, her body filling out as she regains some colour.
I was wrong by the way, because if I thought her breasts were big before, I was gravely mistaken. As her body slowly fills out, they gain at least two sizes. What the fuck kind of genes does she have, they're almost as big as Mai's, and her hips put Mai's to shame, wide hips and an amazingly fat ass.
I might need to go meet those daughters of hers if they're going to look anything like her when they're her age.
Hitomi stares down at herself in shock, having clearly not expected results, at least not such immediate results anyway.
"Told you it'd work," I say simply as she beams up at me.
"And I didn't believe you, what a fool I must seem now," Hitomi giggles, joy and relief in her voice. "I'll need a checkup, but I- I feel fantastic, I feel like I'm not about to die at any given moment, like I might live long enough to see my daughters become women. And for that, I owe you everything."
As I go to pull out of her, her legs wrap around my waist, pulling me back closer as she smiles up at me.
"You're still hard," Hitomi says, making me pause. "And I wouldn't be a very good host if I let a guest leave in such a state, especially one I owe so much to."
"But-"
"Consider it part of your payment for your services, and a demonstration of my gratitude, Hei," Hitomi whispers as she demonstrates her returning strength by flipping us over, sitting up as she smiles down at me.
As she starts to ride me, I can't bring myself to put up a fight, Hiashi said he didn't want to know the details and I won't be bringing this up to him as his wife grabs my hands and moves them to her breasts.
I'm only going to get one time with the beautiful Lady Hyuuga, I might as well enjoy myself and the fruits of my labour.
"That's it, lay back and enjoy yourself, Hei, I'm not letting you leave here until I've squeezed every last drop out of you," Hitomi says with an increasingly lewd smile as one of my hands moves around her hips to play with her curvy backside. "You gave me this body back, you deserve to enjoy every last inch of it. Once you pump your next hot sticky load into my womb, maybe even knocking me up and breeding this married slut, what do you want next? Are you going to fuck my dumb slutty face, pound my throat until you blow your load all over my face, or do you want my tight little ass?"
Holy shit, what have I awoken?
Watching as Hitomi speeds up, I feel like I'm hanging on for dear life as she rides me, her tongue hanging out as she cums around my cock.
"I was so happy when you walked in, I thought I'd have to tolerate some brat who would flop on top of me for a few seconds. Instead I got a handsome, well-built ninja, you've put a lot of effort into this work of art haven't you?" Hitomi asks as she runs her hands over my abs. "Do all Nara have such fat cocks, is that why the Nara women put up with their lazy husbands?"
…I neither know, nor do I want to know.
I can feel my climax approaching as she rides me faster, bouncing on my cock with enthusiasm, and she knows it.
"Don't hold back, baby, let go. I want to feel your cum filling my womb, I want to watch it leak out of my freshly-fucked cunt," Hitomi demands as I gulp, thrusting up into her as I groan, giving her what she wants. "That's it, breed me you fat-cocked stud. Paint my womb with your fertile seed!"
As my climax comes to an end, she moves off me, but before I can even speak she's already started again, her mouth wrapped around my cock, full pouty lips servicing my cock as she starts to bob her head, taking it deeper and deeper until her nose is buried in my crotch.
Gripping her hair, I hold her down as she chokes on my cock, not being one to back down, but she just stares up at me with arousal as she gags on my cock, unable to breathe.
Letting go, she pulls back and wipes at her mouth as she licks her lips, the mixture of my seed and her own arousal coating her face.
"You're still hard, so… ass, mouth, tits or pussy? What do you want to feel wrapped around your cock next?" Hitomi asks lewdly, she is a Hyuuga right? As in a stuck up, prudish, condescending Hyuuga?
Growling, I move forwards and flip us back over, putting her on her front as she immediately sticks her ass up for me.
Reaching back, she pulls her pillowy buttocks apart to expose her fucked slit, still leaking my seed, and her tight untouched rosebud.
Sorry, Hiashi, but your wife is a freak, and as I move forwards and press my fairly lubricated cock against her asshole, she smiles back at me in anticipation.
It's always the quiet ones, and as I grip her hips and push forwards, she moves her hips back and takes my entire cock up her almost painfully tight booty without any hesitation, moaning lewdly as I fill her back passage.
Yeah, definitely not discussing this with Hiashi, if he asks we fucked once, lights off missionary position.
— Hiashi Hyuuga —
He loved his wife, enough to do anything for her, but she had her flaws.
She was sweet, gentle, understanding, the perfect wife and mother. She was kind, generous, friendly even to strangers but…
As he downed another glass of sake, he shook his head.
He probably should have warned Hei what he was getting himself in for, but the younger man would probably enjoy being tossed to the clutches of that particular beast.
Hitomi was, for lack of a better word, a freak. Hyuuga didn't often have very strong sex drives but Hitomi…
Hitomi also hadn't had sex in years because he found it hard to be aroused when he could see the clear evidence of the disease that was killing her, which was the ultimate turn-off.
If he was right, and Hei's boon started healing her immediately… the beast would come out of her cage.
May Kami have mercy upon your soul, Hei, for Hitomi will have no mercy upon your body.
Downing another glass the second it was handed to him, he prayed Hei's hips would survive the experience, because that wasn't a conversation he wanted to have with the Nara's parents.
— Bonus Scene — Yugao Uzuki
Hei certainly got around.
When she'd volunteered to be Hei's main bodyguard, she didn't realise just how much that would involve watching Hei flirt or get laid, but she didn't particularly mind.
The fact that Hei didn't actually know how to properly use that beautiful katana on his back annoyed her more, even if he was aiming to fix that. Maybe she'd have to offer some tips herself, as she was better with a katana than Chun-Li.
Chun-Li was better with just about every other type of weapon, but katanas were her speciality.
The truth was she had an ulterior motive for wanting to stay close to Hei, and the Hokage definitely knew it.
This regeneration Hei could grant, it would be useful to her of course but that wasn't why she was here, it was because while it could be useful to her, it could save Hayate.
Much like Hiashi, she wanted to find a way for her lover to survive the disease he was inflicted with, even if she had no idea if it could even be given to guys.
Somehow, she suspected that neither Hei nor Hayate would be interested in testing it out the same way Hei gave the boost to kunoichi.
That didn't mean she was going to give up.
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