Chapter 7: New Daily norm
Upon entering the school a crowd was forming around a red head and wannabe Casanova with no experience
Rafael- " hey look everyone thinks I banged you and now am taking responsibility so I should walk you to class then kiss for them to see your mine"
Rias- " haha yes that exactly what they see so that means you give up your smoking habit because their school princess must be protected from bad influences " " what bruh hell nah I'm gonna turn you to the dark side besides we have cookies" " oh sure anyways enough chit chat I'll send someone for you later so please don't be rude" " ok sure but no guarantee especially if they piss me off" " ok I'll see you later" " bet but first imma need a smoke break"
Later on top of the school roof a boy with brown hair and light brown eyes wearing Kuoh academy boys uniform with a red shirt is seen looking out this boy is Issei in deep thought ' did that stuff really happen did my date stab and kill me only to kill my best friend first and now nobody remembers her and think I'm crazy but what about the crimson haired girl. Maybe I'm just losing it and it was just a crazy dream.'
Before he could continue contemplating and hurt his brain best friend in question arrived with blunt in hand
"Yo what are you doing up here I thought you hate being here cause of the terrible booby angle" " hey man your right normally I wouldn't be up here no good angle for boobs but ….sigh…..hey you remember the girls from yesterday right" " yea how could I not especially when yours went psycho and tried to kill us but you know how that went I totally kicked her ass and then got jumped and forgot that there were two of them and ended up dying" " wait what all of that was real" " uhh yeah didn't you have a hot chick wake up naked with you" " No WHAT THE FUCK MAN I THOUGHT YOU HAD MY BACK" " HEY I DO I DIED FOR YOU SO WHAT I GOT A REWARD THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR DESTINED TO BE THE HAREM KING" " yeah right the only thing your destined to be is the smoke king"
"Alright I'm sick of your shit you wanna go" " yeah bring it on" before they could continue they were interrupted by a cold voice
"What do you two think your doing and Rafael what have I told you about smoking at school" the owner of said voice was none other than sona sitri
Who was angry with Rafael blatant disregard for the rules and attitude to the student council.
"Yo sona didn't my new wife tell you she said it's cool to smoke up here oh but don't worry I will always have a room for you and tsubaki in my harem though you'll have to learn to share" " bruh did you just try to invite the student council prez to join your harem knowing her obvious hate for you and invite the vice prez at the same time" " yes sir this Issei is called a pro gamer move but remember young Issei this only works if she even has the smallest liking to you" Rafael said and nodded sagely
Sona was shocked at his blatant stupidity to think he even has the smallest qualifications so in a fit she did something she would come to regret " oh you think yourself so highly" " yes in fact I do know why? Cause of my good buddy kush and SLOW BURN man that guy is my hero" sona deadpanned at him " ahem…. Fine then you ever play chess before" " not really but I understand some of the rules " " fine then let's make a bet if you beat me then I'll let you go as you are and not bother you however if I win you have to be a model student sound fair" " hell yeah alright let's go show me the legendary student council room" as he said this he lit his blunt and felt like Tom when he pulled up on the cowgirl from Tom and jerry
However on the side Issei had only one thought ' he fucked up and now there goes my getaway driver and obstruction for my escape'
In the student council room a group of students can be seen surrounding a blue haired boy and raven haired girl facing each other with a chess board in between them the boy speaks first.
"So would you like me to go first or should I cause I'm fine either way" she replied " I'll go first" " cool then make your move" sona began her opening move with moving her pawn two paces first Rafael followed by implying what I call the WALL strategy who's is just moving your pawns forward by one or two paces before moving any other pieces ( be aware this chess match is complete bullshit of how one time I got so lucky I won in three moves and that was stupid luck and I felt bad for the other guy cause he really played chess quite a bit and was pretty good) sona then move her rook then Rafael moved his knight sona moved her pawn two paces and unfortunately Rafael got the biggest bullshit win of pure fucking luck that he called it for what it was " hell yeah my win all because I have the power of anime and god on my side but thanks to an even greater power only very specific annoying losers earn PLOT ARMOR bitches ahahahaha" sona and everyone else in the student council were shell shocked there president who had never lost just got beat in three moves by sheer stupid luck and according to the winner fucking PLOT ARMOR sona's mind blanked in tsubaki's mind ' oh dear we have a problem now and mistress leviathan will hear of this' in a blonde boys mind ' what how could that guy who's friends with the perv beat my sona it's impossible that's bullshit I won't have sona marry this loser' he then gave voice to parts of his thoughts " hey you must've cheated there's no way you could have beat her fair and square" Rafael responded " nigga what did you not hear what I said she was defeated because I have PLOT ARMOR bitch and my life was at stack so I just used up all my luck for the year bitch if you want but now you guys have to leave me alone when I smoke on the roof" " what that's why you beat her so you could be some disgusting drug addict" " hey man you got a problem with me cause I don't appreciate you started shit with me cause I won a simple bet like damn your acting like you just caught me dicking down your mom then your girlfriend while making you watch like damn. You know this is real life not some hentai you watched and felt guilty to beating to afterward" a small chuckle could be heard in the room and all eyes went to the culprit who was none other than Vice President Tsubaki Shinra who found it comical how he had returned insults to her junior who did seem to want a problem with him
Our bitchy blonde boy now named Saji Genshirou said " wh…. what I don't and that's none of your business and you shouldn't be blatantly lying about someone like that especially in front of president" " not my problem that you act the way you do at least I got enough balls to know what I am and what I do unlike you but more importantly don't start shit cause you don't want the smoke all delinquents in this school know better and I'm surprised you couldn't take the hint of " hey don't fuck with that guy" especially since all delinquent boys took a day off at the same time oh and your welcome for doing your job" " oh that's such bullshit" " shit apparently you want the smoke so here's how it's gonna go first we're gonna call this a friendly sparring match then Rias and Sona are gonna set it up then your gonna show up and I'm gonna kick your ass in front of everyone then your gonna apologize for being an ass without reasoning now before I leave Tsubaki call me later I want to ask you something and Sona I'll see you around" and then Rafael left satisfied and annoyed but a little excited since as far as he remembers saji in the beginning was an easy win since he could only suck you that sounded a bit gay but hey that's the guys power
Later on in class a young handsome boy of blonde hair bright blue eyes can be seen talking to Rafael he introduces himself " hey there I'm Kiba Yuuto and I was sent by Rias to bring you to the occult club" " huh oh yea sure just get your fangirls off before they start making shit up like we're gay for each other cause that would ruin my harem and I'm the chosen one so can't ruin the prophecy like that" " ahem…. Ok uhm your coming with me right?" " yea as long as Rias and that really hot chick with black hair and purple eyes is their" " oh you mean Akeno and of course they will be there" " alright then Prince Charming lead the way"
Inside the old school house
"Damn you guys really went for the crappy old dirty vibes but hey to each their own" Rafael said as he looked around the room and then heard a shower going and was wondering which lady was in their until someone responded to his statement
"Ara ara good that you like it cause a lot of your time is going to be spent here" he turned to the source of the voice to find his half devil senpai serving tea and motioning for him to sit he complied " so then what you do here since apparently I'm a servant/ butler slave" " haha is that what you think you are a butler slave oh how adorable" " damn don't tell me you guys tricked me here for my seed I'm not doing it even if you agree to join my harem and marry me" Akeno was taken aback by his wild imagination but found it oddly comforting like he did it on purpose just to make other lose focus on anything serious " what an interesting idea I may just make you our breeding machine and then ravage you just to see that handsome face writhe in agony and lust" in Rafael's mind ' I don't know if that's really hot or disturbing granted I'm just about down to do anything to fuck her and add her to the harem but I do still have standards' " look that a bit much don't you think besides if you did that your boyfriend would be mad" Akeno looked and asked " what boyfriend? " " me of course you think I would appreciate being held down by you when I could do the pounding to oblivion" " oh aren't you confident but what makes you so sure that I even like you and aren't just tolerating you for Rias's sake" she said with glint in her eye " oh that's simple cause I'm gonna show you good food and a good time and keep it 100 with you and make you cum" he said with a cheeky smirk Akeno in response approached really close and just as she was going to make a move the sound of footsteps could be heard approaching them " later~" is all Akeno said as she swayed her hips seductively leaving our boy hypnotized then needing a private moment immediately not that it would help " fufufu" " Damn I'm not gonna lose that no matter what"
They heard a voice and this was Rias " well hello Rafael I didn't have enough time to shower this morning at your place so I just finished one here" " shit that's cool just gotta ask real quick on a scale of one to ten how badass am I if I beat sona at chess" silence followed his question an eerie silence until "YOU WHAT" " I beat sona at chess now tell me how badass am I" "so let me get this right you beat sona at chess you" " uh yeah that's what I said and now she won't bother me when I'm at school that madam is a victory" "fufufu you are really funny Rafael to think that's what you won in that match" " huh the fuck you mean that's what the bet was and that's my prize what else would I win it's not like I went in and said "hey you woman com here if I win you be my wife and bear my children" I'm not that desperate ok maybe a little but I swear I didn't do that" Rias just sighed in frustration knowing what this meant and decided to explain it to our clueless fellow here " Rafael listen up in devil society there were 72 devil pillars now there are 32 families remaining among those there are three involved with political marriage currently Phenex, Gremory and sitri however sona managed to cancel her arranged marriage by striking a deal with her father that whoever beat her at chess would be the one she married no matter what do you get it now" " hey Rias do you want to be a bridesmaid or bride at our wedding" Rias and Akeno looked at him with disbelief before simultaneously saying " are you serious right now" " I mean just a bit maybe I don't know if I knew it was like that then I wouldn't have used my PLOT ARMOR but what's done is done but that explains the blonde guys deal man that guy got on my nerves can't wait to kick his ass later" " what you beat sona in front of her peerage and even challenged one to a fight are you out of your mind" " fufu this junior of ours is a walking disaster and troublemaker he may need someone like sona to keep him in check" "I mean to be a part of the supernatural you kinda have to be insane otherwise you would be considered abnormal and I don't need anyone keeping my actions in check I just need some lovin Akeno you know it could be you instead of sona if your interested in becoming a bride it's still open" "Ara if your not carful I might just take up your offer" " Akeno stop feeding into his madness…sigh….. can you just get everyone in here so we can explain things to our two new members" " oh shit I almost forgot about Issei and his crises fuck hope he doesn't hear I got engaged while I was gone" then a shout was heard " YOU WHAT MOTHERFUCKER"
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