Devil In White Coat Chapter 3 - Schwift Rickdiction

Issei had one heck of a night. He had stumbled upon three things. One oddly exciting, one extremely terrifying, and one that was just downright strange. He was currently in a hurry to let Rias and friends in on what had transpired this fine night.

Minutes Later

"Congratulations Issei, you've unlocked finally !!"

Rias positively commended Issei as she motioned at the red gauntlet in his left hand.

"Now that you've unlocked it, all you have to do is decide when to turn it on and off"

"Thank god, that was really going to slow me down at my alone time"

Issei babbled jokingly.

"I'm so proud of you Issei!!"

Akeno exclaimed with a sheepish smile on her face. Issei chuckled shyly whilst nervously scratching his head. Just then he remembered something he had forgotten to address.

"Oh I almost forgot, there was something else that happened, something important"

"What is it?"

Rias probed, as she noticed the sudden troubled look that Issei donned on his face.

"Right, you see, It wasn't just me and the fallen angel that night. After the fallen angel tried to fly away, an old man wearing a lab coat tranquilized her and teleported away with her."

Rias and Akeno were instantly alerted by the news, their expressions growing more discerning than they were friendly. Even Koneko, who at first seemed distracted by what she was eating peered slightly at Issei. Issei felt very uncomfortable, as he felt as if he was the epicenter of the sudden intensity.

"Hey, What's with the sudden seriousness, do you guys know him?"

Issei commented, his voice shaking fearfully.

"It... nothing"

Akeno stated, petting the pervert on the shoulder, her smile suddenly returning, eliminating the ever-growing intense scenery as a result.

"Are you sure? cause for a second there, it felt kinda serious"

"Wel..."

"What Akeno is trying to say is that it's nothing that should concern you or any of us. Because of who was actually taken in the end, this matter concerns only fallen angels."

Rias stated, interrupting Akeno.

"You, however, are a different matter?"

She continued.

"Me?"

Issei questioned, pointing a finger at himself.

"You just unlocked your sacred gear, not only that, but the attack from tonight proves how important you are of a target to them, and tensions between the devils and fallen angels might worsen if that fallen angel doesn't escape that man's grasp, they'll probably assume that she failed or worse, that we killed her. This puts me and the entire club in a very tight spot"

"Right, the first day as a devil and I'm already causing trouble"

Issei muttered with a sad look on his face.

"Don't let this bother you too much. You just have to be careful from now on. Also, don't get carried away and try to fight alone now that you've unlocked your sacred gear, that's kinda disrespectful to the rest of us"

Rias uttered with a serious tone.

"I understand, I'll see you guys tomorrow"

Issei responded as he walked towards the exit. He exited the ORC headquarters, leaving the peerage to discuss alone.

"Exaggeration much"

Akeno uttered, earning a narrow gaze from Rias.

"Come on, he's new, did you really have to scare him like that?"

She continued.

"I'm not trying to scare him, I just want him to be more cautious next time. Besides, I'm not gonna let anyone take away my new favorite servant"

"Including the old-timer?"

Koneko pointed out, interrupting the conversation and earning gazes from everyone.

"As for our new friend, I think we should lay low, for now, before we make more enemies than we already have, I'll send a message to my brother, I'm sure he can do something about it"

Rias stated.

"Can't you just talk to him directly?"

Akeno asked.

"We're not exactly on, speaking terms."

"Oh, right. Sorry."

Akeno contemplated, looking upwards.

"I wonder what she's planning to do with her."

She continued.

That Same Night

Rick Island

Everything was dark, it was hard for her to breathe, and she could barely muster enough energy to move, she also felt uncomfortable, exposed, and strangely enough, as if she was surrounded by moisture.

Kalawanar had woken up, and things didn't look too good for her. The last thing she remembers was shamefully retreating from the pervert that stripped her nude. Then all of a sudden, a sharp object like a needle- penetrated her neck, causing her to feel dizzy and fall down.

She wasn't sure how she was going to report this humiliating failure to Raynare, but all that didn't matter now. She needed to get out of here.

The first step to accomplishing this was to open her eyes. Doing so, she was able to confirm that she truly was engulfed in liquid, purple liquid to be precise. She could make out something else in front of her, a silhouette of a thin, tall figure wearing a long white coat, its figure bend slightly and its arms folded.

It appeared to be facing her directly as if it was mocking her. Kalawanar felt challenged, she needed to escape her predicament, face the entity and see what its deal was, and then give it a piece of her medicine. There was something else on besides that.

Kalawanar felt something on the lower part of her face. She redirected her pupils downwards. She noticed that there was something covering her nose and mouth, like some sort of protective mask.

She managed to gain enough strength to move her right hand, which she then used to yank the mask off her lower face. However, immediately after doing that, she noticed she couldn't breathe. At the same time, she had gained enough of her senses to notice she was inside some kind of enclosed containment unit.

She started aimlessly kicking and moving around the cylindrical container, to a point where her erratic movements broke the glass completely. With that, she finally managed to free herself, and the skin rejuvenation liquid. She coughed uncontrollably on the floor until she spat out some of the purple substance that got in her mouth.

"Gross"

A growling, rambling masculine voice spoke up, alerting her.

She looked up at the source of the voice to examine it clearly.

The figure was a tall, Hispanic-American man with long arms and legs. He appeared to be very skinny, with a dimly tanned ashy complexion and grey-blue hair with a bald spot on the back of his head. He had spiky blue hair on his head and a uni-brow. His face was wrinkled, shown by the bags under his eyelids and a pressure fold above his uni-brow that follows its position. This was complemented by the laugh lines on both sides of his mouth.

The figure also appeared to be wearing a white lab coat with a turquoise undershirt underneath it. It also wore brown pants, a dark brown belt with a yellow buckle, and black shoes.

There was also a noticeable spill on its mouth, as if it just threw up, or was drunk.

A few minutes passed as Kalawanar stared at this figure with spite and blood lust. She wasn't exactly sure what to expect. The fact that this was the guy who knocked her unconscious made her question her own strength, but of course, pride and immodesty for others remain pride and immodesty, no matter how clear the facts are.

"So I see you finally woke up, Agent Marinette Dupain-Cheng"

Rick uttered sarcastically.

"Who are you?"

Kalawanar inquired angrily with a demonic voice.

"My name's Rick Sanchez, I'm a scientist. And you, my angry chicken partner, are my new involuntary text subject."

Kalawanar was disgusted by what the man-who she now knows to be Rick- said.

"How dare you..."

She spoke as she stood up, however, in the process, she noticed a sudden pain in her back. When she turned her head to face her back, she notice two scars where her wings should be.

"What did you do?"

She said, almost tearing up, her voice sounding both scared and fearful, with hints of anger.

"Ohh, I see, so those were actually important, I just thought they'd grow right back"

Rick answered callously, earning a surprised and disheartened stare from the fallen angel.

"Well, I guess thaaat's the way the news goes"

Rick said with a cheerful voice.

Such impudence, Kalawanar wasn't gonna take it. She got into a fighting stance, which Rick noticed as he rolled her eyes.

"You"

"Lady, calm down"

"You Monster!"

She said as she pounced toward Rick with murderous intent. However, she soon came to discover that what she was talking to wasn't even real, as she just passed right through Rick's holographic projection, and crashed right into the table that was behind him. The fallen angel grunted in pain as a result of the collision.

"Great now you ruined my seating"

Kalawanar heard the voice of the same man from the back. Fully believing this was the real deal, she immediately got the smart to pounce on the figure once more. However, an electric shock forced her to the ground before she could even fully get up.

"How did you do that?"

She asked, grunting in pain.

"Pretty nifty huh? This entire atmosphere is crawling with nanobots..."

Rick said, emitting blue light from the scientific collar on his left hand, which revealed tiny artificial entities where it was shined.

"These will emit deadly amounts of electrical voltage on anything or anyone that harbors intense negative emotions towards me.😡"

Kalawanar didn't want to admit it, but she was a little bit impressed with the man's craftsmanship, although it did send chills down her spine. The was a human after all, and while they could accomplish great feats through the use of sacred gears, or pacts and deals with supernatural entities, she surely couldn't think of a mere human busting an angel of her stature with something as pointless as science.

"What are you?😲"

Kalawanar asked, completely astounded.

"For now, you can call me the devil's advocate. Now follow me"

Rick said as he walked away.

Kalawana sat there, watching as the old man walked away with disrespect. Unfortunately for her, this was not the time to reflect on that, because whether she liked it or not, she had no choice but to comply, and comply she did.

Minutes later

Kalawanar sat on a small but comfy brown couch. She was wearing white sackcloth that reached down to about a third of her thighs. This was something that Rick intentionally made her put on as some kind of sick biblical joke.

Rick passed by carrying a bowl of steaming red porridge.

"Mm, yum"

Rick interjected with a fake smile as he placed the porridge in front of her, on top of a small wooden stool that was in front of her. Rick went on to sit cross-legged on the other couch, one facing her direction, before proceeding to rest his head on his left hand and observing her as she ate.

Kalawanar looked at the man and then back at the food. She repeated the action three times before finally scooping a spoonful of the porridge and stuffing her face repeatedly. Whatever dark red substance that she ate was warm and sweet, but not too sweet, rather, it was 'Goldilocks' level sweet, which was exactly how she felt, but once again, she wasn't going to allow this man to find out, so she just shrugged, thinking she had him fooled.

"You like that don't you, it strawberry flavored with corn, made it myself, of course, this is a volcanic island so..."

"I don't care!"

Kalawanar exclaimed.

"Okay then. What do you wanna know?"

Rick asked her.

"What?"

"Well I assume that since I abducted you, you might have some questions for your captor or something"

"You speak so callously of a criminal act?"

"Hey, at least I'm proud enough to admit my own crime, so what's your shtick?"

Rick retorted.

"You're an evil jerk"

"Yeah right, look who's talking. At least I'm not the elderly-looking lady Manhunting 17-year-old high school boys in the middle of the night like some fuck(burp)ing rapist creep. And I don't mean to judge your capabilities or whatever, but your actions would have been less questionable if you had actually succeeded in whatever the fuck you were doing"

"I had everything under control before you came along"

"Uhuh"

Rick remarked sarcastically as he pulled out his whiskey from his lab coat and drank from it.

"My angelic powers surpassed that idiot's sacred gear"

"Yeah let's not suck the ghost of your dead pride's dick too hard. I saw everything, the kid with the silly ponytail stripped you naked without even touching you while you were busy cosplaying as an erotic female version of Inspector Gadget so in the I think we both know you had nothing to show for"

Rick bashed, as he instantly pulled his mouth away from the beverage. The quick and disrespectful retorts from the old man angered her by the minute.

"I had wings, I was majestic, and you took them away from me!!"

"As if you were gonna do anything significant with them, you were just gonna lose even more fights, and have even more humiliating feats than 2008's Detroit Lions. So in retrospect, I think what you meant to say, was thank you. You dumb bitch"

Kalawanar had finally had it with this dude, in a feat of rage she threw away the warm bowl of porridge and stood up with her fist clenched. Rick just looked at them with narrow eyes, as a sorry expression occupied his face

Kalawanar took a step towards Rick. The bots in the air could sense the aggression and were about to attack her when all of a sudden, they heard their master neurologically telling them to hold.

"I am above you HUMAN!"

She yelled.

"Oh yeah I can sense that, and it smells like desperation and clipped wings"

Rick responded, which made Kalawanar even madder, but she soon 'brushed his statement off' and continued to move closer to him.

"Me being an angel and you being a lowly human is enough to give me all the pride I need over your entire pointless existence!!"

"Lady I clipped off your wings, and I think even a mule knows that when a metaphor for the loss of pride and dignity becomes literal, then there's nothing left to gloat over, not that you had anything, to begin with"

"SHUTUP!!!"

"Yeah well make me bitch!!"

Rick responded as he slowly got getting tense, which didn't scare the fallen angel.

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM OLD FOOL!!!"

Kalawanar had lost it at this point, little did she know that The Rick, was pissed.

"If that's what you think then guess again Fabienne, cause I know exactly what you are so get ready to be enlightened!"

Rick uttered as he stood up, forcing Kalawanar, who was now dangerously close to Rick, to pull back.

"You think you're so cool with your unexplained bullshit magic huh? Well, let me give you a dose of what folks like to call reality. Bang your head against a brick wall and buy a pup, cause girl, YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD!!!"

Rick bashed her further, as she continuously moved away from him.

"You're dead wood, you're famous for being famous, you're a fifth wheel, you couldn't act your way out of a paper bag!!"

Kalawanar kept on moving away to a point where she tripped over the couch that she was sitting on top of. She tried crawling away from Rick, but Rick simply grabbed her leg and pulled her back. He continued spouting cruel things to her, his mouth releasing more of the green drool in his mouth as he continuously yelled at her.

"You're Fort Worthless, a stuck up, you're piss poor, not worth the paper printed on. DO YOU EVEN GET WHAT I'M SAYING, YOU'RE USELESS!!!"

Kalawanar pushed Rick Sanchez away and stood up, as she began defending her long-gone pride.

"Stop talking now! I'm more useful and important than you will ever be, I'm an angel and you are human. THAT'S REALITY"

She screamed out, with sadness and fury emanating from her voice.

"Oh yeah, well let's test out that thesis now. Tell me, if you hadn't lost your wings, what were you gonna do?"

"I was gonna retreat back to my master."

"Oh really, the (burps) same master that you just failed?"

Rick asked rhetorically.

"She was gonna forgive me"

"Nobody gives a fuck about that! Is your master even the most powerful of your kind?"

"No, but at least she's better than everyone else, especially you!"

Kalawanar babbled, thinking that statement silenced Rick.

"You see, there it is, that's what you are and that's what you'll always be. You're a stowaway, a redundancy, you're literally bragging about a tedious purpose, which is to further the purpose of a master who isn't even among the best of her kind, only to further descend into failure and shame, and all that just to strengthen the so-called 'weak people' you call your adversaries!"

"I don't know what you're talking about"

"The boy you attacked tonight, he was powerless until you showed up, wasn't he?"

Rick spoke gently

Kalawanar's realization of this shocked her, as she finally saw what Rick was talking about. She slowly moved backward, this time, Rick wasn't even forcing her to move, she did it out of fear of her own fate, one that had just donned upon her.

"No, no no no no no, stop. Please stop, just stop talking"

She muttered, her voice slowly fading away.

"Oh yeah, you're beginning to see it aren't you. That your purpose that moment was to be stripped bare naked for the sake of the boy's sexual pleasure, and also to allow him to unleash his true power"

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Kalawanar was silent. She didn't say anything, and she couldn't say anything, so what followed was silence. As she made her way to the floor, leaning on the couch.

She sat there silently in tears, her hands wrapping around her bent over feet as she used them to lay rest her face.

"I'm worth something. I'm worth something. I'm worth something. I'm worth something..."

She whispered to herself, albeit loudly enough for Rick to hear it. Rick moved closer to her and knelt down in front of her.

"Hey"

"I'm worth something. I'm worth something. I'm worth something..."

"Hey, can you hear me?"

"I'm worth something. I'm worth something"

She whispered on and on, barely hearing what Rick was saying.

*Geez, I think I broke her too much. There's only one way to solve this. I have to make her see what I see*

Rick reached for her face with both his hands, she cupped her face between his hands, making her look directly at him. Kalawanar's legs automatically straightened themselves, her arms dangling to their respective sides, as she felt no reason to move no other muscle but her mouth, as she uttered nothing but those three words.

"Okay, look, just this once, I'm gonna let you see it. But just remember, once you do, you'll never be the same again"

Rick took a deep breath and just like that, she turned her face to the side.

Kalawanar's eyes were closed for a moment, but just at the very second that she dared to look upright, she saw it. And...

.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

She cried out helplessly, but even then, nothing came to save her from what she saw. And now it was too late because it was doomed to remain inside her head for all eternity.

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Now back to making things more light-hearted. Well, kind of, he still hasn't suffered enough yet.

Minutes Later

Rick and Kalawanar were seated back in their original position, the couch now back up-right, with Kalawanar sitting on top of it silently, barely able to move.

Rick was currently taking a huge sip of his beer. After a full 15 seconds, he released the bottle and put it back inside his lab coat.

"So, are you listening now?"

.

"Yes. Rick. I'm listening"

"Huh, well, at least you're cooperating this time"

Rick mused, trying to lighten the mood.

"Master. Rick"

Rick froze, as he had those words, he didn't expect the fallen angel to suddenly grow that subservient.

"Why the hell are you calling me Master all of a sudden? I thought we humans sucked dick or something"

"You broke my spirit took it as your own, you are my new lord. I serve no other purpose but you, I am worthless, but in you I find meaning. You may use me however you like. In body, mind, and soul I am forever yours"

Rick is truly evil. While he was uncomfortable with the situation, visible by the expression he bore on his face, her words, mixed in with her gentle voice, her voluptuous figure, and the masochism that she gave off kinda turned him on. Normally he wouldn't hesitate to take advantage of this moment in his world, but this was outside the CFC (central finite curve) and even for someone like him, this was really messed up. So he tried to alleviate the matter by being even more of himself.

"So what, you're just gonna imprint on me? You know the chicken joke I made earlier was meant to be a sex reference joke right? I didn't actually mean it literally"

Tears fell from Kalawanar's eyes.

"So you do not want me as well?"

Rick didn't know what to say at this point.

"Well, I don't want anybody bu..."

"I see. Then just kill me, please, end my misery. I promise I won't struggle"

My god. Rick knows depression, his whole life is depression, but this? This was some next-level shit. She felt sorry for the spoiled fallen angel. Most sickos in the world would use this to their advantage. But luckily for Kalawanar, Rick was a different kind of sicko, one that would turn her life around just for the fun of it.

"Okay enough games"

Rick said handing her a red pill.

"Take this"

Rick continued.

"What is it?"

"A better choice"

"Are you gonna poison me again"

Kalawanar's words annoyed Rick.

"Are you a fucking idiot?"

"I..."

"Then stop acting like one and just take the goddamn pill"

Kalawanar faced upwards and looked at the small capsule. She was hesitant at first, but she decided to take it from Rick's hand. Rick took out the portal gun and opened a portal that led outside the lab. Kalawanar swallowed the capsule.

What followed next was a series of stomach aches, as Rick assisted her through the portal. They finally made it outside.

"What did you do to me?"

"You'll see"

Rick answered nonchalantly.

Suddenly, her stomach glowed golden as she began to float to the sky, her chest bent outwards as her arms dangled loosely.

The light soon engulfed her body, prompting a new transformation, where what she had previously lost, was gained back in surplus, meaning it was even more than she thought she deserved.

Instead of just a pair of wings, she had 6 pairs, giving her twelve wings in total. Not only that, but her wings were golden in appearance. All of this was topped off with a golden hallow on top of her head.

"I feel...divine"

Kalawanar said, looking down at Rick.

"Yeah, you like that don't you?"

Rick exclaimed boastingly.

"What is this!?"

She asked loudly.

"It's a little side experiment I came up with yesterday. Project Apex. As the name clarifies, you have now evolved into the apex of your kind"

"Wait, do you mean that I..."

"Yep, congratulation blue, you're a seraph now, welcome to the big boys' table"

Rick clarified. Kalawanar positioned her hand in front of her face and stared at it continuously. She had never felt something like this before. It was like the porridge she ate earlier, warm and comforting, but this time, it came from her chest. It felt nice, at this moment, she felt complete and could want nothing else but to remain in that state, forever.

There was no reason for her to be senselessly rude to the man who just made her whole day meaningful, and probably her whole life too, even though the man was probably psychologically manipulating her. A tear of joy escaped her eye as her wings reclined and she deliberately fell unto Rick's arms, as Rick caught her bridal style. She gently wrapped her arms around his neck, and rested her head on his chest, with a blush and a smile on her face.

Half a Minute Later

Kalawanar and Rick are both in the flying car. There is an awkward silence between the two and it didn't help that Rick tossed Kalawanar into the vehicle- of them and both are trying to break it.

"So, where are we going?"

"To my big mansion"

"You have a big mansion?"

"I have everything I want whenever I want it, get in line"

Rick looked down at the approachable landing site.

"We're here"

Rick said as he pulled over to land the vehicle. The two got off the flying bogey and started talking to the entrance of the huge Mansion.

"Hey"

Rick called out to Kalawanar, who responded by looking at him.

"Look, I know I said some pretty mean stuff back there, so, if it's any consolation, then I'd like to say, you know, I'm...sorry"

Rick stated, which shocked both Kalawanar, and the garage AI that was watching them. Kalawanar found it weird that the man apologized, out of his own will. Usually, beings of her stature would often manipulate mankind's emotion into a state of self-guilt, but what she sensed from this man was in some way genuine, although she still wasn't having it.

"How do I know you're not just being sarcastic? You seem to be quite good at that."

Rick sighed at the question.

"Look um, what's your name again?"

"Kalawanar"

"Kalawanar, I can assure you this is as sincere as you would ever see me be. This is like signing into Google, you either take the offer immediately or waste your time reading the terms and conditions. Either way, it's your choice"

Kalawanar just laughed at Rick's banter. She didn't even understand most of the references he was making, but slowly, they were beginning to grow on her.

They finally made it to the front entrance, where a reinforced steel door stood. The garage AI noticed Rick and unlocked the door, letting Rick and her test subject in. The hallway of the interior was large, and it appeared to be decorated in precious stone, most of which didn't even appear to be earthly in nature. Kalawanar looked at the ground she was walking on, and she could immediately tell that it was made of diamond.

Rick looked to his side and saw her bewilderment expression, so he decided to play with her a little.

"Oh yeah, you like that don't you? Well, just wait till you see this"

Rick pulled up his scientific arm collar and started to slide his fingers across its surface. In a sequence of weird crystalline sounds, the color of the diamond floor started changing. From clear to white, to blue, to green, to yellow, the floor changed. Which startled Kalawanar.

She felt as if she was in some kind of strange fantasy, why these earthly things were so surprising to her, no one knows. Rick then motioned to another room, one which was also reinforced.

The door opened automatically, revealing multiple scientific breakthrough projects. From missiles, to spaceships, to weapons, to defense artillery and living death robots, Rick had it all. With all of these, Rick could even probably take over the planet and create a unified government, even stronger than the UN. All of this made Kalawanar assume that Rick is too lazy for his own genius. Just how powerful was this man? This was one question that circulated in the fallen angel's mind.

"This is the room where I dump all my leftover Robotics experiments"

"These are leftovers?"

"Yeah, but don't get too grabby and start touching my shit, speaking of which, don't touch my shit"

Rick ordered as he pointed at her.

"Very well then I won't"

"Good, and while we're still on the matters of shit..."

Rick uttered as he opened up a portal.

"Get in"

He commented. Kalawanar complied and went in through the green portal, with Rick following behind her. The two had teleported above a tall tower-like beacon located right next to the mansion. From this point, one could experience a breathtaking view of the island. Kalawanar took in the midnight breeze of the upper biosphere as her mind slowly got lost in th...

"Hey, Alice in Wonderland, focus"

Rick said, snapping his fingers close to her ear.

"You see that over there?"

Rick motioned to a few miles away.

He then used the collar in his arm so that he could illuminate the place, to make it clear for her to see it.

"That there, is the holy temple, my place to release all impurities, my personal shit zone, or as I like to call it, my solo adventure. In lame terms, I'm a shy pooper, that's where I go to take a shit. Don't go there, if you go there, and I find out happen to find out, Then I will kill you"

Rick stated, frightening the fallen angel.

"I take it you get my message, now let's go back inside before the scene starts to feel like Fifty Shades of Fucking Gray. I have a feeling this joke's gonna rub the readers the wrong way"

Rick babbled on as he opened another portal.

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Another doorway leading to an empty room opened. Rick and Kalawanar walked in.

"This will be room"

Rick said, tapping his collar, which resulted in the room literally transforming into a first-class sleeping hall, particularly one with feminine features.

"That there, in the bathroom. You can use it whenever you want to clean your filthy, disgusting, angelic body"

Rick said, pointing to his right. Kalawanar blushed at Rick's final statement.

"You think my body is angelic!"

"I meant that as a biological term, not a compliment! GROW UP. Good night!"

Rick retorted as he walked away from her towards the room's exit.

"Hey um, Rick?"

"What is it?"

Rick responded as he turned back to face her.

.

"Thank you"

She uttered sincerely.

"For what?"

"For everything. Mostly for making me better, better than I could have hoped for"

Rick took some time letting her words sink into his mind, as he continuously stared deeply into her eyes. She was definitely being honest. Rick was an Agnostic, but that didn't mean he wasn't religiously informed, he is an intellect after all, and it is to his understanding that these entities deceive people. However, at the moment, Rick didn't see that coming out of her, especially with her clear displays of shyness, although that could be saying anything.

"Whatever"

Rick said, walking away from the room, leaving Kalawanar puzzled by his response.

Later that night, Kalawanar was having some 'alone time' in the bathroom. She happened to be facing some kind of inner turmoil. Ever since Rick allowed her to see beyond, there's been this burning sensation inside of her. A very peculiar one. She noticed that it was triggered whenever the thought of Rick popped up in her mind. Something about him has been getting him flustered and she can't explain why? Well, that's a lie, there is an explanation, but she refuses to admit it's correct.

However, she discovers that the more she denies it, the worse it gets. It was not a bad feeling, but rather a troubling one for her. Eventually, the sensation weighs her down, and finally, she gives in as she reaches for her left breast with her right hand, gentle pressing against it enough to feel her heartbeat, and it was beating like crazy.

With her left hand, she gently massaged her cheek.

"Rick"

She whispered, a small chuckle escaping her mouth, followed by her biting sensually.

"Silly old man"

Next Morning

This is the day Issei met her, and she was beautiful.

She was a young girl with long blonde hair and green eyes. Her hair flowed all the way down to her back, with split bangs over her forehead and a single strand sticking out from the top and sloping backward.

She was wearing a dark teal outfit with a light blue accent, and a white veil over her head- Also with light blue accents. A brown satchel slung on her right hip and brown boots with black straps in an X-shaped pattern. She also wore a silver cross necklace around her neck, something that made Issei feel uncomfortable.

She was a nice and decent girl, which made Issei feel a little conflicted about his lustful desires towards her as he helped her find her way to the church. That was sarcasm. Of course, because of her kind attitude and behavior, Issei grew to be fond of the girl- whom he found out was named Asia- in a more appropriate way that wasn't lust-related. Well, the lust thing is kinda uncertain, it's Issei we're talking about.

A strange uneasiness was slowly growing inside Issei as he spoke and walked with her. It became even more obvious when Asia unveiled her healing power.

Even so, it was nothing compared to what he felt when he got to the church. Later that day, when it was twilight, Rias found it fitting to briefly educate Issei about the various supernatural groups and the divides between them. It was an uneasy conversation as Issei felt as if he had messed up once again.

At that same twilight, words of a stray reached Rias's ears through Akeno, and tonight, they were going to hunt it down and vanquish it. Little did they know that things weren't going to turn out the way they were supposed to. Why do you ask? Well...

Meanwhile

"I'm sorry to ask but, could you please explain to me why you had me fly us across Kuoh?"

"Because today you're gonna learn how to be a good Samaritan. Also, there's someone else we need to pick up"

"Who?"

"My next involuntary test subject, and your new roommate, who you're gonna respect and not fight with, otherwise I terminate both your asses"

This was Rick and Kalawanar flying across the sky, as a few of the light buildings came on. Both were invisible to those below because of rick. Also, it was almost dusk, meaning that they were fewer people wandering the streets.

Kalawanar was not enjoying this, flying all day across the sky that is, however, there was one other thing that she was enjoying, and it was disturbing. You see, Kalawanar was flying both of them, meaning that he held Rick in a...um...position, such that her chest rubbed +his back. So as they flew, Kalawanar continuously tried to rub her 'chest' against the old scientist's back.

Rick felt the awkward soft sensation of her breast against his breast, but surprisingly, he didn't know that it was intentional as Kalawanar was rubbing herself against the scientist's back.

Kalawanar didn't even care about hiding it, in fact, she thought it would be even better if the man caught him. She just continued enjoying herself as she stared down at Rick's back with a satisfied smile.

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Okay, that's enough I said.

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"Okay, we'll land here"

Rick said, pointing towards an alleyway where a crime was happening.

"Time to be a hero, Ms. Nutcase"

.

"Please, just take whatever you want, just don't kill me okay?"

"Too late for that"

"No wait please, don't do this, I have a wife and family"

"Well lucky you, some of us don't have that privilege, now hold still while I sent you to your maker."

This was a tense conversation between a random cliché thief in tattered clothing and an ordinary corporate puppet in a black suit. The thief was about to stab the poor man when all of sudden.

"Hey, you!"

A feminine voice yelled out from behind the thief, the thief looked behind and saw two silhouettes, one tall with spiky hair, and another feminine figure with wings, which terrified him. However, the thief held on to his false sense of bravery as he turned to face them.

"Who the fuck are you?"

The thief fired at them.

"I don't answer to you criminal, release that man at once or face my judgment"

The winged figure responded.

"What judgment exactly huh?"

The man said as he ran towards them with his knife. For those who still haven't caught up, the two mysterious figures are Rick and Kalawanar. Kalawanar saw this as the right time to conjure a light spear. This spear felt different, apart from the fact that it was yellow, it was 'heavy' and dense with magical energy. Just what had Rick done to make her this strong is what Kalawanar was wondering.

Kalawanar readied herself to thrust the spear at the man.

"Okay just remember, you're stronger now, so wanna make sure that you throw it a little more..."

Before Rick could finish, Kalawanar threw the spear, which not only ripped the man to shreds but resulted in a just explosive wave of electrical energy.

"...Gentle"

Rick finished as he shot Kalawanar a narrow gaze.

"Hehehe, sorry about that"

Kalawanar apologized as he chuckled guiltily, rubbing her head in the process.

"Well at least the deadbeat bloke is still alive, but we don't want him telling people that an insane bird-themed vigilante lady with wings blew up a neighborhood. Jj(burps) just hold on"

Rick said as he took out his memory gun and walked towards the man.

"Hey, Non-Canon Plot Device, say what."

"What?"

The man responded confusingly to the sarcastic Rick, who was now in his proximity. At that very instant, Rick shot at him, relieving him of the memory of what had just transpired. The two flew off into the night as they headed towards the next canon that Rick had detected.

As they flew towards the abandoned location, Rick encountered someone he had met before, the first person he had met in that world.

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Meanwhile.

In an abandoned location, Viser, a stray demon, was about to be slaughtered. She was a ruthless stray who abandoned his own master and pursued a life of lustful desire and cannibalism, as she feasted on the flesh of humans that she was able to trick with her voluptuous upper body.

Right now, Viser was about to receive what she deserves. After being incapacitated by Kiba, Koneko, and Akeno, Viser was left powerless, as she contemplated death, at last, feeling it was the only way to retain the last of the freedom that she had.

However, before Rias could eliminate her with her destructive power, smoke enveloped the area. This wasn't ordinary smoke, as it seemed to make everyone in the room-everyone except Rick and Kalawanar- fall unconscious. Rick and Kalawanar passed by the unconscious bodies.

While all of the members of the occult club were down, there was one who was able to retain his consciousness while in a state of paralysis, this was Issei Hyoudou, who couldn't speak or do anything else but watch as the old man takes Viser away with her. Issei was able to recognize the fallen angel that had attacked her, however, this time, her energy didn't feel dark or intense, although it was a lot stronger than the first time he fought her.

The three entities teleported away, the smoke disappearing as they did. It took about two minutes for the occult club to finally wake up. They were all confused, as they couldn't tell what happened. They could, however, feel an immense power surge walking over them as they were asleep. The amount of holy energy it carried made them feel like they were on the verge of being burned to the stake.

Rias turned to look at Issei, and she could see that he had witnessed what had happened

"He was here, wasn't he?"

Rias asked. Issei responded by turning his head away slightly, thereby confirming Rias's doubts.

Perhaps maybe this time, Rias will take Rick seriously. Or maybe not. Who knows?

.

Meanwhile.

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After going through some modifications through the apex project, Viser started acting wild and irrational, even worse than Kalawanar.

She was continuously struggling, they even had to chase her around the lab, even though her powers were now inactive. They were finally able to get hold of her, and Rick finally managed to restrain her to a wall.

"LET GO OF ME NOW!!!! I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS AND FEAST ON YOUR INNARDS, LET ME GO NOW, YOU IMBECILES!!!!"

"Why you..."

Kalawanar was about to torture her, seeing Kalawanar ticked put a vicious smile on Viser's face, as she continuously acted more insane by the minute.

However, Rick stopped the fallen angel before she could get closer.

"No, I can take care of her"

Rick addressed her as he moved closer.

"Hmm, a human? Well then, isn't this a surprise. So tell me, do you like what you see? Well, if you come closer and I could show you something even more exciting, now what do you old man?"

Please note that Viser was practically naked, and Rick had managed to revert her body back to an ordinary human-like form.

Rick just raised up his arm, revealing the scientific collar he had to her, before continuously tapping it.

1 Hour Later

A full hour passed as Kalawanar watched the bound stray being continuously electrocuted by the nanobots in the air. It was so disturbing for her to watch that it made what she originally wanted to do seem merciful.

After, 40-49 minutes of screaming, Viser was practically quiet at this point. Despite that, Rick kept the electric shocks coming as he was unable to trust her. Only when she seemed to almost fall unconscious did Rick finally let her go.

"So, are you done threatening us with cannibalism?"

Rick asked with no response

"Well...!"

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"Yes"

Viser responded with a lower voice.

"What do you want from me?"

She continued

"Tell me why you are evil?"

"What?"

"Why are you evil, you know, why are you doing bad things like, oh I don't know, eating people alive?"

Rick interrogated. Viser looked down and began to reflect on her past actions-starting from after she became a fallen- as she tried to look for a suitable answer.

"Because I'm a stray, and that's what we do. We kill our masters and chase our own selfish dreams, we kill just for the fun of it, that's all I have to say to you"

"Huh, interesting?"

Rick commented, feeling slightly disturbed.

"But do you get the feeling that you're doing this because that's what's expected of you?"

Rick suggested, causing Viser to make a confused gesture with his response.

"Look, I don't like repeats, it ruins the quality of dialogue, and I like quality, and frankly speaking, I'm pretty sure the writer's tired, so I'm just gonna drop the truth bomb"

Rick continued.

"I don't know you, and frankly speaking I don't want to, but it takes only one look for someone to notice the cliché that hides within. You were born in a world of lies and deception and were drawn into another world of more lies and deceit through vague promises of freedom and security, only for you to find out that freedom was measured through levels of your subservience. There was already a deterrent set for those who rebelled, and it came in the form of forced moral obligation which would later be used as an excuse to get rid of you, and as someone stripped of both willpower and humanity, you had no choice but to live up to those expectations."

Rick stopped, surprised that Viser wasn't even trying to deny Rick's claim.

"Huh"

"What is it?"

Viser asked

"Nothing, I just assumed you were gonna start babbling about how wrong I am and how better you are than me"

"You chained me to a wall and silenced me with electrical shocks while naked for an hour, at this point, I have no pride to spare"

Viser answered painfully.

"Ah, you catch on quickly. This ought to make my job easier"

"What job?"

"Project Apex, it's the same thing I did to Ms. Kalawanar here"

Rick responded

*He said my name, he actually said my name*

Kalawanar thought to himself. Rick snapped his fingers, waking Kalawanar up from her 'love fantasy'.

"I'm gonna make you invincible"

Rick finished.

"And why would you do that for me?"

"Because I hate it when things go in line with the kind of fuck faces that piss me off. Cobalt hair here told me all about the devil system. And in all honesty, it's all a bunch of bullshit"

"Aren't you afraid I'm going to rebel against you?"

"Lady, I have a contingency for everything, it's one of the reasons why I'm called the smartest man in the universe. Even so, I don't need that to ensure your loyalty."

Rick answers her before looking at Kalawanar.

"Show her"

"Show her what?"

"What I showed you"

Rick responded. This took Kalawanar by surprise, as she had no idea why Rick would want Viser to experience all that. But now she had no time to hesitate.

Kalawanar walked closer to Viser. She used both her hands to cup Viser's face, just like what Rick did to her. And in one swift movement, made her face in the direction Rick made her face, this was just after apologizing for what she was about to see.

And just like that, Viser was enlightened.

.

"Wait what is this, a show? An Anime? High School Dxd? Fanfiction!!?Silus, what tha hell is a Silus? What is this? WHAT ARE YOU SHOWING ME!!?"

Viser fell to the ground, and her heart started beating out of control. Just like Kalawanar, Viser and any other character were never meant to see anything beyond the fourth wall. Their world was meant to be a form of escapism. Therefore learning about the truth caused brain shock and nearly drove both of them insane.

Viser began to breathe heavily as the fear inside escaped through her lungs.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

She cried out helplessly.

1 Hour Later

"Nothing matters"

"Welcome to the PTSD club, centaur, I basically Dr. Xaviered your brain"

Rick retorted sarcastically

"I don't get it, why would you show me all of this"

"To set you free"

"By showing me that everything I know is meaningless?"

Rick began to rub his temple tiredly as he sighed in exasperation from Viser's response.

"Dear god you're such an emo"

Rick responded inwardly.

Rick took out a red pill and threw it towards Viser, however she didn't catch it, and the pill only fell a few feet in front her.

"Look, no matter how much anyone tries to deny it, the truth prevails, and you know what the truth is?"

"Enlighten me"

"Nothing matters, everything is meaningless, life makes no sense, nothing leads to nowhere and the existence we all cling to will eventually swallow us all up like an American on Buffalo wings. You know what else doesn't matter?"

Rick asked rhetorically.

"What?"

"Those obligations that they put on you. You were forced into a world you didn't ask for, and then you were told to be obedient or face SJW levels of isolation as a so called agent of evil. They told you that disobedience made you evil, and it is because of that that you took on the persona they expected you to take. But I'm telling you now that you don't have to become what they want you to become, because nothing leads anywhere. You don't have to be evil just because you exist. So you have two choices, crush that pill and go back to leaving a sad meaningless existence, or you can eat that pill, and still get to leave a sad and meaningless existence, but with one slight difference."

"What difference?"

"You get to choose how you want to spend it? The fun comes from constantly trying to forget, but it's more exciting when you do it for free. If you catch my drift"

With that response, Viser's face lit up, as her mind was now opened. The man, this old, grey-haired, jelly-legged man had just given her something she never knew she wanted, freedom.

The freedom to finally be herself, and not be the evil she was expected to become just because she rebelled against the norm. For the first time, she felt like she wasn't being a part of someone else's story. Although she should limit her joy before she got too ahead of herself.

She felt something in her chest, beating even faster than it usually does, it was her heart. What caused it, no one knows? What she did know, was that she wasn't going to let this moment slip, she was going to grab it with both hands, literally.

Without hesitating, she took in the pill and swallowed it whole. Viser felt her whole body burning up, but being what she was, she associated it with the former feeling. It was not the former feeling. But despite that, she rushed in to do what it commanded her to do.

Just after Rick opened a portal leading outside the laboratory, moments before he could order her out, Rick felt a hand cupping his face as he was pushed out the portal. Kalawanar was taken by surprise when this happened.

She also followed them out and was met with a bright glow in the sky. The glow soon faded, revealing a new transformation, and what could be regarded as an outrage in Kalawanar's eyes.

This was Viser, now wearing dark sackcloth with 15 pairs of devil wings protruding from her back. What angered the angel below was the fact that Viser's face was connected to Rick's. Her arms were wrapped around his head as she and the scientist were locking lips.

*What tha!! Did that lowly devil just beat me to the punch?*

The two finally decided to land back on the ground, with Rick appearing shocked, and Viser with a small blush on her face as she swayed shyly.

"Well, that's the most surprising thing that happened all day"

Rick mused before shaking her head and walking away towards the mansion as if nothing had happened.

"Kalawanar"

"Yes master"

"Fly her to the mansion and show her her room."

"What about you? Aren't you also coming?"

Viser questioned.

"I'm going on a solo adventure"

"Solo adventure?"

Viser responded

"You don't want to know what that means"

Kalawanar retorted.

"Listen to her while you can Viser, that (burps) that's your name right?"

"Why yes, but you can call me whatever you like, master"

Viser stated seductively, which Rick noticed.

"Word of advice, don't play the masochist card like your fallen angel fella right there who thinks I'm too dumb to notice when someone rubs their boobs around my back. Keep it up and I'm gonna call you something weird, like Edmore, or Lesley"

With that, Rick got into his vehicle and took off to his private toilet.

Meanwhile, Viser and Kalawanar were taking in the night breeze as they flew towards the mansion.

They kept exchanging glimpses until Viser finally decided to break the silence with a chuckle.

"What is it?"

Kalawanar wondered, concerned about the chuckle.

"You like him too don't you?"

Viser questioned with brash.

The question startled Kalawanar, causing her to blush as she looked the other way.

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Kalawanar escorted Viser to her room and turned to leave the moment she entered.

"Kalawanar"

Viser called to her

"What"

Kalawanar answered with a hint of rage.

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"Want me to teach you a few techniques?"

Kalawanar immediately swung the door shut, leaving behind a scared and terrified Viser, who soon stripped off the fear, and the sackcloth, before going to sleep.

Next Day

"So tell me, Rick, now that you know the truth, what do you plan to do?"

Rick and Azazel knew that there was no need to play dumb. Both of them were geniuses, and both had no time to waste, metaphorically speaking. So without wasting time, negotiations began.

"Well, honestly, I don't know"

"Oh really? I'm a fallen angel, one of mankind's most hated mythological entities, not to mention I'm older than I look. Surely that should make you curious about the bad things I've done. Does that not make your blood boil inside?"

Azazel questioned curiously

"Well I hurt to burst your 'Test-tickles' but compared to you, the evil I've done is beyond unbearable. I basically created sentient life just for the purpose of passing butter, I'm basically the guy who brought the word 'less' to the word meaning"

"Rick, we fallen angels and devils are notorious for deceiving mankind, I can't count the number of times we have turned them against one another, cast plagues, and sparked the flames of war."

"So? What's that got to do with me? Honestly, it's easier to fool someone when they're already fooling themselves. Do you think I've had my best moments with these a-holes? I couldn't give two shits about any of them"

Rick explained his view.

Both Rick and Azazel were sitting down at a café when all this was happening. Azazel still could wrap his hand around the fact that Rick wasn't shocked about any of this. It was not a matter of bravery. To Azazel, judging by Rick's narrowed eyes, it was more along the lines of Rick being dead inside, not carrying about anything, he found no value in life and would destroy it if he ever felt like it.

"Well, now that I've shown you what I am, it's your turn to show me what you've been doing"

Azazel suggested with a smirk. Rick glanced at the fallen angel, before taking a sip of his morning cup o' Joe.

Rick Island

Viser and Kalawanar were in the luxurious hot springs in the mansion. Of course, Rick had built an artificial hot spring. He figured since the universe he was in was Japan-orientated, he might as well be on theme. Also, hot springs weren't technically a bad thing.

Viser looked at her opposite corner and noticed the warm smile on the fallen angel's face, complemented by the blush on her. She also appeared to be lost in her thoughts.

"What are you thinking about?"

Kalawanar was taken aback by the question, as her facial expression shifted to being puzzled.

"Nnnnothing! Mind your own business devil"

Kalawanar exclaimed.

Viser chuckled lightly as she bent her right leg and rested her head on her knee, which was no longer submerged under the warm water.

"Hmm, you know, if you don't act sooner he's going to be mine"

"Okay that's it, why do you assume that I like Rick?"

"Why wouldn't I, the evidence is all over your face, and I'm guessing it began after he alleviated your power"

Viser responded flirtingly, she was referring to the blush on Kalawanar's face.

"That doesn't count, and besides, Rick is an old man, why makes you thin..."

"Oh, will you just quit the pretense! We both want him and we both know it, it's all just a matter of who's going to get him first, and seeing as I was the first one to actually make the first move, it's clear who the winner is"

Kalawanar was enraged by the stray's response that if it wasn't for Rick's orders, she would have already killed her.

"Why you...huh?"

Kalawanar puzzled.

"What is it?"

"It's Master Rick, he's here, and he brought a guest with him."

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Meanwhile, Rick and Azazel appeared on the island, just at the entrance of Rick's mansion and Azazel could already tell that Rick wasn't fooling around. Things only got worse when two female characters busted out of the entrance to attend to the man.

"Huh?"

Azazel interjected as he recognized one of them.

"Kalawanar, is that you?"

Immediately after speaking, Azazel could feel the intense energy that Kalawanar was emitting. It felt oddly similar to that of the great seraphs.

"Lord Azazel, I can't say I'm not surprised to see you here."

Kalawanar said as she took a small bow. Which surprised the fallen angel.

"Wow, I honestly didn't think you were going to bow to me, especially with this newfound strength inside of you, you might as well be the only angel to have actually risen back to grace"

Kalawanar smirked at the response, a cheeky chuckle escaping her breath the.

"Please note that my act of bowing down to you is nothing but mere etiquette, I only harbor loyalty for Rick and Rick alone now."

"I see... but why do I get the feeling that it's more than just loyalty, Kalawanar"

Kalawanar face transitioned into a serious one, as her cheeks turned red.

"Don't get the wrong idea fallen cupid, both of them are just my experiment, I don't do creepy shit with them, this isn't 'Westworld'"

Just then Viser approached Rick and hugged him from the back.

"You know Rick, we wouldn't mind if you did that with me?"

"Excuse me?"

Rick questioned, feeling disturbed.

"You saved me from death and humiliation, and you made me better, and you made sure I remain forever subservient to you. I'd be a fool to pass this chance up"

"You know I tortured you right?"

Rick interrogated.

"Well..."

Another person hugged him from the front, it was Kalawanar.

"If I'm being honest, that only makes us like you more, a mortal able to relentlessly force even supernatural beings to their knees. If that isn't hot, then I don't know what is"

Rick just glanced at them, as they chuckled sensually.

"Azazel, aren't you going to say anything about this?"

"Well, by the looks of it, these two are your experimental subjects, which means you own their minds, souls, and bodies, also, adding the fact that they agree to it. You should definitely give it a try"

Azazel answered frantically.

"Man, guess you can't trust logic to get you out of dumb situations."

Rick said as he pulled the two girls away from him.

"Okay, that's enough. I don't wanna be Jacob from Twilight-breaking dawn. This isn't a fucking piece of shit teen rom-com, this is Trailer Park."

Rick said as he opened a portal.

"I and Mr Lord here have some business to take care of, we'll be back again near sundown, don't do anything stupid while I'm gone."

Rick said as Azazel went through the portal. He followed suit and disappeared into it, leaving behind a distressed Viser and Kalawana.

Just as they were about to walk off into the mansion, Rick's head popped out of the portal, as it had not disappeared yet.

"Hey"

Rick called out to them.

"Huh?" (x2)

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"I'll think about it okay? Good day"

Rick's head went back into the portal, leaving the two with a hopeful smile as they ran back into the giant residence.

6 Hours Later

Azazel could be seen repeatedly clenching his fist, as he emits black energy from his body. This was after taking the red Apex pill.

"Wow"

"Yeah, you're the real Gangnam style now"

"And you're sure they're no cutbacks?"

Azazel questioned curiously.

"I'm not a hack, you can trust me when I say this thing is full proof, just don't tell anyone where you got this"

"Hmm, I understand"

With that, Rick opened a portal for the fallen angel to pass through.

"See you later, Rick Sanchez"

Azazel said as he passed through. As the portal vanished, Rick smiled.

"Hmm, a friend huh?"

He uttered, as he went towards his flying vehicle. He drove straight toward the mansion.

A Few Minutes Later

Rick went on to the giant living room and sat on the couch and turned on the TV.

"Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?"

Just as the broadcast played loudly, Rick felt two soft and bumpy double orbital-like objects from both sides of his hand. It was the two supernatural beings, Viser to his left, and Kalawanar to his right.

Rick was jolted by this.

"So Rick, what did you decide?" (x2)

Rick knew that if he didn't give them a satisfactory answer, then they wouldn't stop bothering him. He looked to his right, then to his left, before sighing in exasperation.

Rick grabbed both of them by the waist and pulled them closer, which startled them. Rick didn't do anything else, as he continuously stared at the TV screen.

The two smiled seductively at Rick, who wasn't even paying attention, as he was willing to let them do what they wanted to him. The two began drawing closer to kiss his neck, but before they could even get close, the emergency distress signal rang, which irritated the two.

*Thank God*

Rick contemplated inwardly.

"Master, what is that cursed sound?"

Viser snapped.

"Relax, it's just an alert signal, it means some fucking idiot is trying to sneak passed Themyscira"

Rick stated nonchalantly.

"Master, you shouldn't be so casual about such rude interruptions, whoever it is, send us to them, we'll get rid of them for you"

"Relax Missalot, there's nothing in this fucking universe that scares me, whatever's out there I can take out with the sprinklers"

Rick gestured to his watch.

"Computer, display foreign exterior intrusion"

Just then, the Tv screen briefly displayed showers before showing the entity that stood outside.

"What tha..."

Rick exclaimed.

What stood floating on the eastern quadrant of the barrier was a man with blond hair and green eyes that were shaped in a perpetually sad manner. He wore a red robe with a golden cross on the front of his white alb. He had golden shoulder plates with a white sash and a golden halo set above his head.

"For fuck sake, it's this bastard again"

This was Kalawanar who was speaking.

Oh, I forgot to mention another thing. The man also had 12 golden wings on his back.

"Woah, what's with the sudden language? Do you know this fool?"

Rick asked, genuinely shocked by her display of anger. Kalawanar put her hands together and slightly bent towards Rick.

"I apologize for my rude language Master Rick, but yes, I know who that is"

Kalawanar said as he straightened herself to look back at the screen.

"It's the Archangel, Michael of the Seraphim"

Rick wasn't surprised, not because he knew who that was the whole time, but judging by the blonde long hair and looks, who else could it have been?

*These damn fucking animators, if they knew what and how the actual thing was portrayed in the bible , they wouldn't find it so intriguing as to make it look like prince charming from Cinderella*

Rick turned to his side and saw Viser with a frightened expression. The girl was about to die when she was saved, so it only made sense for her to be slightly afraid.

"Viser, calm down"

Rick reassured her, whilst comforting her by the shoulder.

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Meanwhile

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Michael was outside the barrier, which was somewhat impossible to break into. The reason why he came here was urgent, and it required his direct intervention.

Suddenly, there was a loud sonic interference coming from the barriers, followed by a growly old voice.

"Hey Ballsack, I'm the guy who knows everything, who the fuck are you?"

The voice, which belonged to Rick, interrogated the Seraph.

"Distant voice, my name is Michael, the leader of Heaven, please let me in, there's something important I need to discuss with you"

Nothing happened for a few seconds before a hole opened in the part of the barrier that Michael was standing on top of.

Viser saw this as the perfect moment to leave the area, just as Rick had instructed. So that Michael doesn't see him.

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5 minutes passed, and Michael was at the doorway of the mansion, were Rick stood, waiting for him to land.

"So you're Michael in this universe huh? You certainly what I expected to see"

Rick stated. The question he had asked confused the angel.

"Come on in, we'll talk inside"

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15 Minutes passed. Rick had given Michael a tour of the mansion hallways. Now they were seated at opposite ends of a long dining table in the dining hall of the mansion, well, one of the dining halls.

Kalawanar suddenly appeared, bearing a warm smile on her face as he put a glass of wine in front of Rick.

"Red wine? Don't worry, it's non-alcoholic, pure grape juice if you ask me"

Michael looked at the glass in front of him, which was put there by the navy-haired individual. He then looked at Rick before looking back at the wine.

"Sure"

Michael sneered.

Kalawanar went on to position herself at the center in-between them, like a guard.

"So, leader of heaven huh? I take it the old man is on a vacation or something"

"God is dead"

Rick's eyelids protruded as he was startled by the sudden news.

"Huh, well, how about that?"

Rick stated sarcastically. His response angered the archangel, he was about to launch an attack at the old man, who was currently sipping his wine, before he had a throat-clearing sound to his left, just a few inches away from him. It was Kalawanar, and judging by the one-eyed stare she was giving Michael, it was clear she wasn't in the best of moods.

Michael calmed down and cleared his throat.

"You know, I assume most humans would be devastated about the news of the creator being no more"

Michael spoke.

Rick put down the goblet.

"Well you guessed wrong, looks like someone hasn't been watching Fox News. There's this new trend called SJW, it's basically Atheism with more sass than it requires and less good reasons to exist, trust me, those nincompoops would be delighted to know God died."

Rick joked sarcastically. He could notice Kalawanar about to burst out chuckling. Michael on the other hand was not amused.

"I noticed there was a devil flying around the dome, is she also among your keep?"

Michael asked.

"Yes, yes she is. And anyone who touches my keep dies, regardless of who they are"

Rick looked at Kalawanar and noticed her cheeks were red.

"Anyway, what the hell are you doing here?"

Rick asked.

Michael simply pointed at Kalawanar.

"I sensed a strong power in this region, I couldn't exactly identify it so I traced it down to here and..."

"Let me guess, it felt similar to your brethren?"

Rick interrupted.

"Yes, how did you know that?"

Michael asked, shocked.

Rick looked at Kalawanar.

"Show him"

He commanded.

Kalawanar obeyed and revealed her twelve golden wings. There was a sudden burst of holy energy, it was so intense that it frightened the seraph.

"Okay you can put them back now"

Rick instructed. Kalawanar obeyed and put the wings back.

"How'd you...?"

"I used real power. That's all you need to know"

Rick answered Michael before he could even finish. Michael took another deep breath.

"Rick, I'm sure you know what this implies right?"

Michael stated.

"That she needs to come with you? Yeah that's for her to decide, and I don't think you need words to know what she's gonna chose"

"But what if she..."

"Falls from grace? Don't worry, I read your dumb book. I'm agnostic, not arrogant. I understand the bible better than any of your cancerous blue-balled catholic priests. I made her body shift to higher evolution and took out the shady conditions, she can have an orgy for all I care and she'll still remain pure, the same goes for the devil outside."

"What did you do with the devil outside?"

"Besides making her a 'pure-blooded', I copied the traits of every existing devil's DNA matrix into her, and also made her resistant to light attacks, they can hurt her, but not in a 'Constantine' kind of way, more like a 'Lord of the Rings' normal sword kind of way"

"Look, Mr. Sanchez, while I admire your brilliance and knowledge of the holy book. I have to caution you on mocking the holy church, not to mansion how your very existence destroys the pre-existing power balance"

Michael consoled.

"First off, you want me to respect the same congress that originated from the same empire that not only used to feed the real Christians to hungry lions while jerking off to them in coliseums but also replaced the real birthday of my man Christ with a 'The Purge' themed pagan holiday and also replaced his death and resurrection with a holiday about an egg pooping prostitute god"

Michael was left puzzled by this man's knowledge, just how much did this man know exactly? He felt both impressed and threatened by him. Michael himself had forgotten about these crimes that were committed by the church.

"Those steps were necessary for the rise of the church!!"

Michael exclaimed.

"The Jews were alive, holding unto the last of Moses's teachings, and just in case what happened happened, God, set up a contingency in the land of Ishmael through Prophet Muhammad. Both these people held the original Semitic teachings of god at heart, they didn't care how the world farted at them, they were ready to die for the cause even. Instead, you just left them alone and focused on the people who took a beautiful Semitic culture and changed it so that more pagans could join. What are you, Youtube? A house built against itself other shall not stand, those aren't Abraham Lincoln's teachings, those are Jesus's. Although in your defense, it's a miracle that the church has for 2000 years"

Rick answered.

"Now sorry to say this, but I'm hoping you didn't come here to hold religious debates with me, so tell me what else you came here for or fuck off before I bring out the hose"

It was then that Michael remembered something. And despite the gripes he had with Rick, his extensive biblical insight made him suitable for the job.

"Actually, there is something. There are 4 individuals I want you to look after for now, it's very important, please"

Michael beckoned. Rick took some time to think as he gestured to the roof.

"Give me their names?"

He answered.

"Xenovia, Irina, Kiba, and Asia Argento, they'll all be gathered in the land of the rising sun soon, two of them are already there, Kiba and Asia. One of them, Asia, is currently being held hostage by a group of fallen angels. Please rescue her. Do not infringe on their freedom, just keep them safe."

"Sure whatever, just a quick question though, Why?"

Rick wondered. This question made Michael look down, as if in regret.

"I feel like they all have been through enough suffering and deception, especially from those wretched corrupt church leaders who taint God's message for their own benefit. All I want for these children at this moment is for them to live happy lives, to enjoy the right to freedom and safety in an environment where they get to make their own choices, even if that choice is to leave the church"

Michael responded.

"Okay then, we'll head out to fetch Asia or whatever. Kalawanar, go and call Viser."

With that, Rick and Michael's meeting was over.

"Well then, I guess I'll see myself out."

Michael stated. But before he could head for the exit, Rick pulled out his portal gun and opened a portal to heaven in the presence of Michael.

"No need. Here, I just made your trip shorter. Now get out before your holy presence starts to Christianize my R-rated shit"

Rick questioned sarcastically. This was the limit, what Rick had just done showed that he was a very big threat to all the factions.

After Michael left, he made sure that heaven would increase its security parameters.

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Night

In an abandoned church building that is heavily guarded by many advocates, some of which are fallen angels, Asia could be seen tied naked, with nothing but her underwear on, as a ritual to remove her sacred gear is being conducted by the nefarious Raynare.

This is an angel who had sided this Dohnaseek, Kalawanar, and Mittelt, in a ploy to betray Azazel for the pursuit of their own schemes.

Outside of the building, Dohnaseek and Mittelt could be seen on guard duty.

The ORC club could be seen appearing in the vicinity. With Kiba, Asia, and Issei already at the entrance.

Suddenly, as they got to the vicinity, a loud roar echoed from the sky. But it was ignored, when one of the two fallen angels, Mittelt, came by to confront two of the five present member of the ORC, Rias and Akeno.

Just as they were talking, there was a large swoosh, followed by a familiar laugh, and then a few seconds of silence.

Rias and Akeno stared at Mittelt with a frightened expression.

"Huh? Oh my, Whatever happened to your sense of pride I wonder, have you perhaps learned your lesson?"

Mittelt bragged.

Akeno just pointed towards Mittelt's neck, her hand shaking as she did so. Mittelt held it, and noticed there was a glowing cut on it. The familiar laugh could be head again, this time from above the building. It was none other than Viser, this time with a full human body and 15 pairs of devil wings instead of just 1 pair. Next to her was another figure that was familiar to Mittelt.

"K...Kalawanar, what happened? I thought you were dead"

"Hello Mittelt, it's good to see you too. I hate to tell you this but I now serve a stronger master"

Meanwhile, inside the building. An injured Raynare could be seen struggling to get off the floor.

"Who are you?"

She asked, panting.

"I'm am the dark knight, without the throat cancer"

This response was given by Rick Sanchez, who was now holding Asia mid-air with a flotation gun as he walked towards the portal. Rick went in through the portal carrying the unconscious girl.

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Rick appeared back in the island, inside the mansion, and placed the girl on top of the couch. He took out a bar of Ammonia Salt and held it up to the girl's nose so that she could wake up.

As she did-sneezing in the process- Rick put up Italian channel Rai 1, where the cartoon Lupo Alberto was airing.

The reason why Rick did that was because after hacking into the international database, he saw, Asia's nationality.

Asia woke up and saw Rick, the man who saved him, sitting right next to her.

"uhhm Hello, could you be kind as to tell me where I am?"

Asia asked.

"You're in a safe place, just relax and enjoy some uhhh..."

Rick looked at the screen and the animation of the cartoon playing.

"Quality entertainment, I'll be back soon"

Rick opened a portal taking him to his lab, as Asia was left sitting on the couch, enjoying the show playing there.

Rick took a sit on the sit on an office chair, right in front of a desk with a handful of small gadgets. Rick tapped the back of his ear, activating the ear piece that allowed him to communicate with his two subjects.

"Viser, can you hear me? Did you do the job?"

"Loud and clear Master Rick, and yes, the work is done"

Viser responded from above the abandoned building, as she snapped her fingers, causing every single one of her victims-those that she bruised or cut- to melt into dust.

"Good, and the nincompoops that were inside the building?"

Rick continued.

"I got them out, the brats finally united with the rest of their squad, and they look like they want kill someone"

Viser stated as she observed the ORC starring up at her and Kalawanar with murderous intent.

"Wonderful, I have the target with me, come back to the island immediately, tell Kalawanar that she can handle the rest"

"Copy"

Viser said as she cut the connection. She looked at Kalawanar and motioned at her with a nod, Kalawanar responded likewise, before the devil took off northwards at sonic speeds as to not give off the right direction.

Meanwhile.

Hashem hu Ehad, Hashem hu Elohim

Kalawanar uttered, her hands motioning upwards as she made the incantation.

A giant purple magical circle appeared over the roof. It sent a massive force over the building, making it collapse. Not a single stone remained on top of the other. The action frightened the devils who stood and watched as it happened, causing Kalawanar to smirk in return, before she also took off northwards.

Issei walked over to the rubble in tears, thinking that the nicest girl she had met was dead. Rias went ahead to comfort the teenager. Suddenly, there was movement within the rubble, a black haired teenager, wearing skimpy black clothing emerged from it. This was Raynare.

"You...."

She said.

Rias was about to destroy the fallen angel with her destruction magic, when Issei held her back.

"Huh, Issei?"

"Leave her to me"

Issei sobbed, looking back at Rias.

"Please"

Rias saw how serious Issei was, and decided to let her do it. Issei began walking slowly towards Raynare, tears falling from his eyes as his left hand shook uncontrollably with anger.

"Where is Asia?"

Issei asked threateningly. Raynare, in an act of fear, threw a light spear towards Issei, who just slapped it away.

"What!"

"I don't think you had me clearly"

Issei bemoaned. Raynare started moving back.

"I said..."

Issei gauntlet began to glow, as it transformed into its true manifestation, the power of the red dragon emperor.

"Where. Is. ASIAAAAAAA?"

He questioned loudly as he sent a punch towards Raynare. The punch landed on Raynare's stomach, its force causing great amounts of pain, as it sent her flying towards a tree.

Boost. Boost. Boost

The gauntlet echoed as Issei ran towards the severely injured Raynare.

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Meanwhile

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Rick returned to the mansion, carrying a plate of the same porridge he had given Kalawanar. She was shocked to see Asia watching the television with glowing eyes, it looked as if she had never seen television before.

"Hey"

"Eep"

Asia squeaked when he had the growling old voice.

"Oh, it's you, sorry about that."

Asia said, smiling sheepishly.

"It's fine. Here, have something to eat"

Rick answered, handing her the tray.

"Thank you"

Asia responded as she began munching down on the porridge, it took her 3 minutes to finish it.

"Okay, Ms..."

"Asia, Asia Argento"

"Asia, look, I'm not going to waste your time, and I hope that you do the same for me, so I need you to listen attentively"

"I made a deal with someone to keep you safe. Because of this, I had to make compromises. However, I'll need to take certain liberties if I'm going to fulfill my bargain, which is why I need you to make a choice"

Rick spoke, Asia nodded to show she was paying attention.

"Tell me where you wish to go from here?"

"Huh?"

She was confused by the question.

"Look, there's two hands. On one hand there's is a guy, who I'm sure you probably met. He currently fighting someone in your name. On the other hand, there's the guy who asked me to protect you, who do you want to go to?"

Asia finally understood what Rick meant, however, she couldn't find a proper answer, yet, as the question was tricky. However, after full consideration, she finally had an answer.

"I want the first hand"

Asia said, knowing that the person he was talking about was Issei. Rick peered at the girl's eyes for a few second in admiration of her honesty.

"Oh yeah? What if I told you the second guy was the Archangel Michael?"

Asia eyes lit up in shock when she heard this. She wasn't sure what to say.

"Would you still chose the ponytail over the most revered angelic figure"

Rick continued as he took out his alcohol and began drinking.

.

"Yes"

Rick almost coughed out the beer he was holding in his mouth when he heard her response.

"What? Why?"

Rick asked.

"Because...because he's my first and only friend, the person who has never judged me by my ability, but for who I am instead. And also because... well, I um"

"You don't need to finish that sentence, I can already see it in your face"

Rick said, pointing at it. Asia noticed that her cheeks were turning red when she talked about Issei. She immediately covered her face.

"So let me get the straight. You'd rather lean on to a 2nd year high school pervert than follow one of the most important biblical characters in the world, and simply because of the stupid chemical process called L..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Rick heard two voices laughing and complimenting each other, it was Kalawanar and Viser. Their sudden presence shifted his thesis, and it took him all the way to Diane, and how Diane would stay with him and supported him despite always being busy with science research.

Rick sighed irritably.

.

Meanwhile, back in the rubble of the abandoned church.

"It's okay Issei, It's okay?"

Rias consoled, as she caressed Issei, who was crying.

Raynare was alive, but to say she was in good shape would be an big understatement, especially with one of her eyes missing. It was clear that she was on the verge of death. Issei finally calmed down as he fell unto Rias's shoulder.

Suddenly, a green portal opened, revealing Rick appearing, with Asia following behind him.

Issei slowly opened his eyes and saw them coming his way.

"Hey assholes"

Rick remarked sarcastically.

"You...you did this, didn't you!!?"

Issei retorted angrily, Rick just made a brash and rude gesture to show that he didn't give two shits about his anger.

"Before you do something 'vegan teacher' level stupid, I want you to know that I saved her life, and also to be honest, I think she's way too good for you, but hey, when the curse of L strikes, you can't help it"

"Shut up!"

Asia beckoned, her face red in embarrassment. Suddenly, Issei ran towards Rick, readying his left hand to punch Rick in the gut.

"Issei wait!"

Asia yelled out.

"Left hand, activate the 'gut wrecker'"

Rick instructed. A silver glove formed in Rick's hand. Issei got close to Rick and launched a punch his way, but Rick smacked it away. At the same time, Rick sent one jab at Issei stomach, causing him to spit uncontrollably. The punch, combined with Issei trajectory as he ran towards the old man, sent waves of pain towards the teenage pervert. Rick leaned towards Issei's ear.

"I thought I told you little shit, I'm fucking Freddy Kruger"

Rick whispered into the boy's ear before letting him go, as he fell to the ground in pain.

"Issei!!"

Asia went to attend to him. As she did, she looked back at Rick in anger.

"How could you?"

"Oh shut up Gretel, just be grateful the fist didn't go through his stomach.

Rick said as he looked at the other members of the ORC.

"As for you, stranger things, there's a lesson to be learnt here, never, EVER, cross the Rick, sayonara suckers!!"

Rick spoke brashly. He opened a portal to the island and vanished. The rest of Issei's friend came to attend to him when the man disappeared.

Issei was finally better after Asia used her sacred gear on him.

"Issei!!"

"Are you okay?"

Rias and Kiba spoke respectively.

"Yeah, I'm fine"

"Just who was that guy anyway, and how was he able to do that?"

Kiba asked.

"It's an old man we encountered drunk when we saved Issei from Dohnaseek. He seemed harmless at the time"

Akeno answered.

"Well, whoever he is, I definitely don't want to fight him again"

Yeah sure. Good luck with that man.

Rick Island

"Nobody has ever loved anyone more than I love you"

Kalawanar and Viser were seated on the couch watching TV, welling with tears as they held a bowl of popcorn each and shared a box of tissues.

"That was so beautiful😭😭😭😭😭"

"I know, these mortals, so weak and simpleminded, and yet they are able to produce such incredible emotional roller coasters😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

Viser and Kalawanar whined respectively.

A green portal opened and Rick appeared out of it.

"Master, you're back"

"Do you wanna continue what we were doing, before we were rudely interrupted?"

"Sorry ladies, no longer in the mood, just punched a kid in the gut. And as awesome as that was, the image of him spitting vomit is gonna be glued to my head for at least a week."

Rick said as he approached them. He looked at what was airing on television and was immediately awestruck and dumbfounded.

"WTF, is that Tw... you know what? saying it out loud is gonna ruin the Easteregg, Let the readers figure it out on their own. You two come with me "

The two did as they were told and followed. Rick led them to the weapons vault inside the mansion.

"Computer, give me a cyber-desk"

Just like that, a halo graphic computer appeared and Rick used it to pull out a picture of a building.

"Huh, why are you showing us this"

"It's our next pursuit, I want to get myself more involved in the plot for the sake of fan service. And from what I've analysed, this place harbors a lot of anime bullshit science"

"I see"

Viser replied.

"This is why, I need you to tell me everything you know, about Kouh Academy"

To be continued

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