Chapter 2: Dumb side character and introverted simp boss main character.

Hello, let me introduce myself to you who has gathered here to read the story of how I died and was reincarnated.

My name is Owen Hamburger. Dont you dare laugh!

*Author and readers burst into laughter*

Damn you! How dare you laugh? I am being serious here. You have no idea how this name has haunted me. Haunted me all through elementary school till high school. Anyways, I am Owen. A 25 year old introverted millionaire. I am a software developer. And I have to say it is the best job an introverted human like me can have. In all my twenty five years of life, I have never had a girlfriend.

What?

Why are you looking at me with those pitiful eyes?

Let us get it straight. It is not that I cant find a girl for myself, I didnt find one because I am too busy with work and reading books.

*Author clears throat*

*Readers scratch the back of their heads.*

Fine! I dont have a girlfriend because I cant find a girl for myself. But that isnt the main point of life right?

*Author and readers* >_<

Whatever. The main point is everything began after I read 'god of death system.'

And to the author of the great book, I will just say one thing. You fucking suck!

Dont get me wrong. The book is great and all but the author is whack! The plot line ended like a loophole of tied knots.

The main character ended up dying and the Villian won.

That really isn't the most painful part.

The most painful part is, the side charcter who is the most warm, kind and good hearted character in the book, died with the main character.

What sort of fucked up life does the author have to write such book?

Have I introduced myself properly? By the way, I am six feets tall and I have a boyish look that draws the attention of young girls of about fifteen and eighteen. And it is pretty annoying because I like older woman. But they never look my way and when they do, it is to offer me a warm smile, pat my back, give me money to buy a drink or worst still— let me warn you all not to laugh— they give me candy like I am some fucking six years old boy.

*Author and readers hold their laughter and gives him a funny look*

Thank God no one laughed. You all are getting matured.

*Author laughs*

Owen: -_-

Author: ^.^

Like I was saying, I like older women and I have this beautiful older woman who works at the bank. She is seven years older and I have been eyeing her for four years now.

*Readers confused*

*Owen shrugs and non chalantly says* That one isn't my fault. It took her long to divorce her dick head of a husband. Anyway, she got divorced last year as God will so answer my prayers and has a young boy of about two. He is super cute and I really want to be his daddy as much as I want to be his mommy's daddy.

*Owen smirks*

*Author clears throat: cough cough...you are a vir…

*Owen attacks author and throws author off the stage*

*Readers raise a naughty knowing brow*

Whatever! I am not like you all who sleep around. I am saving myself for my wife. The rest of you are not as pure as yours truly.

*One bold reader: Isnt he still with the V card because girls dont want him.

Some of you are cruel. How can you say things like that? I dont want to continue with the story again. The story ends here.

*Owen attempts to leave stage but is pulled back by author who now has a bandaged hand.*

I am reluctantly telling this story but as I was saying, I had picked a day to tell her how I felt and had invited her for dinner at a posh restaurant. Don't ask me how I know her. I am very good with the older ladies. *flies his collar and wears a smug look*

Author: Of course he is. I mean it is not like anyone will close their old bank account and open a new one at a new bank and also buy a house close to the bank just to see a woman right?

*Owen glances at author*

Of course not. What sort of a dick head will go that far?

*the same brazen author in a hushed tone* : you bro. You.

But unfortunately, because I lack luck (maybe that is why the waiters always get my orders wrong) on my way to the restaurant I met with a car accident and I dont even know where I am right now. My body feels kind of heavy, tightly wrapped and my eyes are tightly shut. Judging by how I cant seem to get unlimited oxygen, I think I am in a coffin.

Fuck! Didnt I say I want to donate my organs and then be cremated? Who the hell put me in a coffin?

*Author drags Owen off the stage and returns with a book to continue the narration*

Owen Hamburger reincarnates into the body of a side character in the book 'god of death system'. This side character comes from one of the top ten founding families of Ruda nation and has the same name as Owen. The Duurm family ranks number two in Ruda nation and is well respected. They are well known for being famous in the Chemical and Drugs industry and also for the black sheep of their family, Owen Duurm, who left the family business to open an Entertainemnt company. Talk of the worst entertainment, company and Ultimate Entertainment comes to mind.

The Duurm Patriarch has had enough of Owen and secretly plans to eliminate him. Afterall, he is the reason they cant make it to Number one and beat the arrogant and conceited Blackash Family. The patriarch of the Duurm family orders his sons to get rid of Owen while his mother and siblings were away on a vacation.

Owen had just left his entertainment company and was about to go home when he is suddenly attacked by his uncles and bundled into a car. Taken to an abandoned building, Owen is forcefully fed with Cidar pills and left to die.

His body was found the following morning and the Duurm family pretends to be heartbroken. His mother and siblings quickly return home from State S. The Patriarch, Supreme Elder Benedict Duurm didnt give anyone time for mourning and orders for him to wrapped and put in a coffin.

"Shouldn't we collect his system, grandfather?" Gary Duurm asks staring at the coffin of his cousin in disgust.

His father, the first son of Supreme Elder Duurm chided his son. "What nonsense system? Let it rot with him. We have no room for such incapable system in Ruda Nation."

Unique Lady Mrs Duurm, who is the mother to Owen Duurm glares at them but is unable to talk. Her eyes are swollen and she silently lets her tears fall. Being held by her kids, she could only stare at the coffin in regret. If only her husband was alive. If only...but she couldn't complain, lest they do something to her other kids.

Patriarch Duurm groans in approval of what his first son, Impenetrable Master Fox Duurm said. This grandson of his who is now dead has the 'Help system'. He is always running around and helping people, lowering the status of the Duurm family and pushing them to number two. It is better that he is gone. He glares at Unique Lady Duurm who is silently mourning. His whole forehead read 'Domineering and arrogant'. He felt that the woman should be glad she is rid of such incompetent son.

Few minutes after they had buried Duurm in a four feets deep ground because they felt he didnt deserve the usual six feets, they all left the middle of the Vulture forest.

Owen Duurm inside the coffin tried to talk that he is still alive but couldn't.His eyes couldn't even open and his body felt too heavy. He was starting to lack oxygen due to the constrained air.

"Maybe I should just give up. I am a shame to them anyways." He thought to himself as he relaxed his body. "Death is the best thing for me." He thought as he felt tears prick his eyes.

Just when he had succumbed to the real death, he heard a 'Ding' sound go off in his head. One he was not familair with.

Then, a computerised voice spoke.

'Welcome to the supernatural system. A list of systems will be displayed for you. Please select the most suitable for your situation.'

Owen felt that it must be a system for after death life. He saw a list of systems appear in his mind and he looked through it.

'Vain system'

'god of war system'

'Ultimate revenge system'

'god of death system'

Supreme villian boss system'

Owen felt excitement rush through him as he saw the options he had. He immediately used his mind to choose the Supreme Villian boss system but then felt a headache rush through his brain and he mistakenly picked the 'god of death system'

"No no...dont do this to me. Not again. What sort of bad luck was I born with? god of death my foot? Where will that get me in the afterlife?" He complained as he saw the system start to download.

'Congratulations you have successfully downloaded the god of death system. The only unattainable and most sought after system in Ruda nation. Dear host, the software will scan the system and imprint every details in your brain. This might take a while and hurt a bit.'

Unattainable? Most sought after?

He didnt even have time to process it before he felt a spark in his head and lost consciousness.