Chapter 17: Lay an Egg
Even though I just got a mission which will be of great help to me down the line, and even giving me a set a skills I definitely need in a future world, maybe even my next one, there's one issue though.
*How am I gonna lead by example?* I know I'm no alpha male, not yet at least, but I really, really want those rewards, I get the feeling this is just throwing me to the lions den and trying to figure out what to do on my own.
While I was thinking these thoughts I was leading Mero around the house, though I forgot to mention something to her….
"Nyaaa… husband I'm hungry again…." Ankha, the Egyptian cat woman, decided to show herself before me….
And Mero….
The second Mero and Ankhas eyes met, Mero began shaking in fear as she instantly hid right behind me.
"C-c-cat…. Girl….." she was hugging real tightly as I felt her boobs squish against my back as she was afraid, very afraid at that.
I could see Ankhas eyes dilate like a cat on the hunt, luckily there was the perfect tool to distract cats, and cat girls next to me.
"Ankha look! A shiny dot!" I say as I turn on laser pointer on the wall nearby making Ankha look at it.
"Nyaaa!" She jumps and try's to catch it but it constantly getting out of her reach as I keep moving it.
I then say quietly, "Mero your bedroom meant for you is upstairs, I'll keep her distracted, okay?"
Hearing that and seeing what I'm doing for her, she smiled before nodding and walking upstairs to get her room all set up.
In the meantime I kept Ankha distracted for a bit until I knew the coast is clear before turning the laser pointer off.
When it was gone she looked around for it for a bit before I started petting her hair, "Ankha, can you get along with Mero please? I don't want her freaking out that your gonna eat her or something."
"Mnyuuu… fine I won't scare her (that much) anymore." She said as she sat and curled up on my lap as I was sitting on the couch while playing with her as Mero got away.
I smiled, even though I had a feeling she wasn't going to completely stop scaring Mero, all I can hope she doesn't do it that much.
I was enjoying Ankha company and she was clearly enjoying the caresses I was giving her head, ears and back as she snuggled up to me even more.
"Mmmm…. Husband….." she said as she pulled herself up from her curled up position to her sitting on my lap facing me as she wrapped her arms and legs around me as she started to grind up against my crotch.
She just gave me a mischievous cat like smirk (:3) as she kept going before pulling me in for a kiss as we began to make out.
I grabbed at her plump ass and began to kneed it in my hands while she moaned in my mouth as I made out.
I was feeling like today would be the day where we do the deed, after all the rooms are more sound proof now but-
*SLAM!*
"Darling!"
"Master!"
"Hubby!"
Three girls as if they had a sixth sense to sexual stuff going on came barging in, as well as Suu who in her slime ball form came hopping in before taking her kid form and sitting next to us while Miia and Cerea stared daggers at us.
"I want to be lovey dovey too!"
"And a servant shouldn't be that far away from her master in the first place!"
It was obvious that they were getting in the way, and not just her but none of the girls wanted me to have a 1 on 1 session with any of them.
"Hubby!" Papi says as she pushes Ankha off of me, but she seems to be very serious about what she's gonna say.
"What's wrong Papi? You need something?"
"Mhmm! Papi gonna lay an egg soon!"
"…" (me)
"…" (Papi)
"…" (Everyone)
"WHAT?!?!" (Everyone)
***
Elsewhere in the city, an salesman was getting into his car while humming along with a smile on his face.
"Spider silk production is at an all time high! I've also suckered out some of those other cultural exchange family's of there guests byproducts as well!" The sleazebag by the name of Kasegi said to himself happy of his recent profits.
He was a con-artist that thrived off ripping off others of there guests byproducts which can be sold on the market for a good chunk of money, but he caught wind recently of a bigger fish.
"Heh Heh Heh! A foreigner but also has one of the biggest cultural exchange guests in Saitama as a whole as well! I can smell the money already!" He says with a grin as he fixes up his sun glasses and slicking back his greasy black hair with his hands before turning on his care and heading off to his target.
About 10 minutes later he stops in front of a rather large house, "Damn foreigners, always getting preferential treatment! So what if he looks good and is a surgeon! Damn Raijus like him should die!" He says to himself about his personal feeling about this whole situation but keeps it to himself to give off a more professional vibe to himself as he goes up to the door.
*Why am I so unlucky with the girls but this pretty boy just has them flocking to him!* he thinks to himself before he rings the door bell.
***
*Ding Dong*
"Great! Papi is pregnant(?) and now someone shows up too?! This better be important!" I wasn't thinking clearly at the moment from the revelation that Papi is pregnant(?) and is about to lay an egg soon.
(A/N I know I said somewhere that they all are Strictly speaking English, but for this conversation Kasegi is speaking Japanese but Drake responds back in English acting as if he doesn't understand what he's saying, just so people don't get confused.)
As soon as I open the door I see a businessman, but one that set off sparks in my head making me remember this whole situation from the original MonMusu anime, and also made me realize that I'm freaking out over nothing, but first to deal with him.
[Good Day Sir! My name is Kasegi, I'm here on behalf of the cultural exchange commission to make a documentary on monster girls from outside tribes starting to now integrate into society!] he says very professionally as he hands the card.
I grab it, but look at it all confused before looking back up at him, "I'm sorry but, who are you? What are you doing at my house? If your trying to sell me something I'm not interested you know?"
*Good better to throw him off by speaking English rather than Japanese, can't scam someone that easily when you don't get what your both saying.* I thought to myself.
[Oh umm…. This is awkward…. My phone isn't a smart one so I can't use a translator app or something….] he says as he bites his thumb at the situation, 9 out of 10 times you won't let someone who you can't communicate with into your own home after all.
"Can you like, go away? I'm not interested in what your selling man." I say as I go to close the door, but he puts his foot in the way still trying to figure out a way in.
But I was having none of that as I used my strength to open the door only to slam it even harder on his foot.
*SMASH!!!*
[AHHHHH!!! Sonofabitch!!!] he screamed out in pain as he got his foot free and began to hop around in pain.
As he was clutching his foot I came outside and locked the door, before looking at him and deciding to give the bastard a heavy upper cut to the jaw to send him flying.
When he hit the ground he was clearly out cold, luckily I had great control over my monster ours strength or else I would have snapped his neck, or worse sent his head flying like some rockem sockem robots that I play with as a kid.
I then hauled him over my shoulder before putting on some gloves and putting him in his car.
Then deciding if he was lucky I broke his parking break and let his car with him in it slowly 'drive' away, he's lucky I live on a very gentle slope so I doubt anything will happen, but the gloves will keep my finger prints out of it.
Plus if he try's anything all I need to do is tell Ms. Smith that he's a conartist using the commission for his own gains.
I dust off my hands, "Welp that's done with, I should probably be there when Papi lays her egg, it's the polite thing to do after all."
And with that I go inside and stop caring about what just happened to deal with what's going on now.
Weekly Power Status
-- Power
Ranking 
-- Power
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