Chapter 3: 【Chapter III (3): "GLOBALSIGN."】
「𝗩𝗼𝗹𝘂𝗺𝗲 𝟭: "𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝘆𝗣𝗶𝘅𝗲𝗹."」
「𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗜𝗜𝗜 (𝟯): "𝗚𝗟𝗢𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡."」
「𝟬𝟬𝟬𝟯」
「??? 𝗣𝗢𝗩」
"The one and only..." God, aka our Protagonist, then put his arms down as he looks at the confusingly shocked faces of Darcy Lewis and a certain psychiatrist. The grin not being present on his face anymore, but one could easily tell that he is smug about it.
Not waiting for any reactions, violent ones or surprised ones he immediately pulled out a tab that only he could see, scrolled down through something, and clicked it, as a black colored clipboard magically appeared in front of him, appearing slowly by slowly with that Ready Player One aesthetic, similar to how Darcy arrived.
He then pulled out a black ballpen from his pocket and looked at both of their shocked faces, "Now, name?" Of course, this is just for show, he is the God of this Universe after all, and he could currently see their names just on top of their heads, similar to games.
[???]
[Darcy Lewis]
[Marvel Universe]
[Level 1]
[???]
[Harleen Quinzel]
[DC Universe]
[Level 1]
He waited and waited for a response but the only response he got was a hostile one, "Now listen here you fucking creep!" He heard the venom in Harleen's voice, as well as noticed her approaching figure, a very pissed-off woman ready to slap the hell out of him.
God, our protagonist just watches as Harleen approaches him with probably an intent to kill him. He flinches as and closed his eyes as he notices her just 5 to 3 feet away from him waiting for impact...
... But nothing happened, so he opened his right eye while still grinning, his shit-eating grin was immediately wiped from his face as Harleen tased the fuck out of him using a stun gun that she pulled from god knows where.
He, our protagonist immediately stiffened straight, both arms and legs as the stun gun's pins hit him in the chest, this caused him to groan sounding like he is vomiting foam. He then fell back a grin still taped to his face, as his back hit the back part of the bench he was standing on.
Harleen had a snicker on her face as she readjust her glasses, while Darcy had a face of worry as she looked at the tazed figure of God.
"Oh dear," She then looked at God asking "everything alright down there?" worriedly while Doctor Quinzel huffs and snickers, her arms crossed looking down at the smiling figure of, God.
God, didn't respond he instead laughed and put his right arm to cover his face, Harleen noticed this and easily deduced that God isn't as powerful as they think, so she asked a simple question in her overbearing tone, "You are not really God, are you?"
In response he hadn't stopped laughing, he then rolled on the grass, and as he responded, "Haa haa haha! Nope." Popping the p while still rolling on the ground.
Harleen shake her head and sighed as she points her stun gun at 'God's' children, i.e da ballz. "Speak, who are you? Where are we? Make it quick, my finger is itching." She asked threateningly with her Brooklyn accent.
Darcy on the side who climbed the bench and is currently kneeling on it looked down at him, her right arm supporting her chin, "I-I wouldn't mess with her, If I were you," She then brought her down a little bit closer before continuing, "come on, j-just tell her already."
He kept laughing and laughing as he stood up, his left hand supporting his abdomen, "Sorry, sorry." He then coughed at his right hand and stopped laughing, he then looked at Harleen and Darcy the grin on his face not being present anymore.
He then sighed, took deep breaths, and looked at both of them, "I am Felix," He looked right behind him and pointed at everything, and everywhere. "and this is the City of HyPixel in the Universe of GLOBALSIGN."
He then waved at one of the many entities of this universe. The orange one without arms, after that he looked at both Darcy and the still suspicious Harleen, "Anything else? Loves?" Giving them the iconic smile, this time being a normal one.
He then put both of his arms right behind him as Darcy looked at him weirdly, giving him a judgemental look as he gives one back. Harleen then asked, "Globalsign? Really?" in a tired, annoyed, and judgemental tone while cleaning her glasses.
Felix's face lit up and replied with a simple, "Oh..." He then apparated right behind Harleen with a nasty crack-like sound and grabbed the stun gun before continuing, "Yes," He then apparated once again this time reappearing on top of the bench standing, right beside the kneeling figure of Darcy.
Darcy created a weird surprised noise on instinct as Felix didn't stop talking, monologuing like a villain in some James Bond film. "it actually means Global System of Interconnected Game Networks." After finishing his speech he then just looked at them, both of his hands behind his back, the right holding the stun gun.
"Anything else?", He watches as Darcy looks at him bewildered as she points at where Felix was before, "H-how w-wh---" She was cut off by Harleen questioning Felix. "What just happened?" Sternly, as always.
Felix's face went smug and clapped his hands as a random magician's hat appeared on his hands, he showed it to the surprised Darcy and the stern Harleen as he pulled something inside it. A bouquet of roses.
He then smiled at Harleen while giving the bouquet of roses to the surprised face of Darcy. This caused Harleen to narrow her eyes, definitely isn't jealous or anything like that.
Felix then threw the magician's hat to the side as it slowly disappeared, he then clapped his hands as the clipboard on the ground reappeared on his hands. "Now on with the tour."
「𝗧𝗢 𝗕𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗗」
「𝗞𝗩𝗜𝗦𝗭𝗞𝗛 𝗥 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗭𝗚𝗩𝗪 𝗕𝗟𝗙 𝗚𝗟𝗟 𝗦𝗭𝗜𝗛𝗦𝗢𝗕.」
『There's always a POV because we're always looking at what [God], my protagonists see. Yeah he is a creep, probably doesn't sociolise and in a need of an shower.』
『I don't really know why I tazed my protagonist, just felt like humiliating him for being a know it all. I mean, I did wrote him that way, but I still hate him... And because I love the serious version of Harley, when she was still Harleen.』
『A chapter every day sounds like a great idea... God hope I don't regret this.』
『The [GLOBALSIGN] acronym is actually inspired by the internet, the internet is also called Global System of Interconnected Computer Networks so I derived [GLOBALSIGN] from that.』
『I like the stern Harleen. The only reason why she turned emotional was because Joker told him a sad backstory of himself about his dad, and because Joker wanted Harleen to be Harley.』
『I've speedrunned this shit, just under two hour's don't be pissed off with the chapter's ending. I've reached the word quota and I only have 30 minutes to correct the wording.』
「𝗪𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻: "𝗙𝗲𝗯𝗿𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝟭 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯."」
「𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱: "𝗙𝗲𝗯𝗿𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝟭 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯."」
「𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀: "𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟮 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀."」
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