Chapter 18: Bail
"Brat, what are you planning to do this time?" Suzuki Yahmaha asked in a low voice.
Marlaria replied, "I'm only giving you a helping hand in need. You must return the favor later!" He knows that someone has to cover for him when the insanity from the itch takes over.
Whenever the mosquitoes have finished feeding, he, truly, in the depths of his heart want to die. He just found out that while he's planning and executing deeds, or rather 'mischief', he completely ignores the temptation of skinning himself to wash the itchy liquids out of his system.
It's a decent method to stop himself from attempting suicide several times a day. Yamaha-sensei glanced at him and felt he figured out the matter too. 'What a cunning little devil, all these incidents are just his attempts to cope with his bodily situation.'
If Malaria's attempt at framing Minato were to succede, he would once again become famous throughout Konoha and probably be put under supervised probation. However, if the deed was planted on his head the brat could shrug off all the responsibility and claim it was he, the teacher, who made him do it.
In the meantime, Malaria would be able to pump up his somewhat drained reputation gauge. This plan was tryly one where one stone kills three birds!
However, the little devil did not know that he had Danzo at his back. Few people in the entirety of Konoha dares to actually attempt to dish out any serious punishment for his antics. What sort of clan wants to send an extra quota of kinsmen to Danzo's Root for such a reason?
Figuring out all the little things going on, Suzuki Yamaha held his head high as a confident educator of the Konoha Ninja Academy. "Of course, as a teacher I cannot watch my students get deceived by that superficial and treacherous Namikaze Minato. This is my plan to catch him."
'Clap, Clap, Clap~'
Malaria immediately applauded his Sensei's little speech and looked at him with admiration.
Suzuki Yamaha rolled his eyes. This little devil was truly one hell of an actor. If it wasn't for the slight insanity, he would become the perfect undercover spy in a foreign village.
The students looked at eachother and couldn't help but ask, "How are you going to explain the part that happened to Uchiha Dobito? Himawari's wedding is scheduled for tomorrow, you know?"
"Well…" Suzuki Yamaha was at a loss for words and glanced at Malaria subconsciously.
Malaria, with a dignified expression said solemnly, "They're truly, really in love with eachother."
They're truly in love? How can such a misfitted couple possibly love eachother? The students swore to the six-paths in their hearts that it's impossible. Malaria was truly bold saying such a thing. No matter how tolerant Dobito is, Himawari couldn't possibly be his type!
"That's right! Dobito and Himawari are truly madly in love!" Yamaha-sensei's lips twitched as he used the devil's rationalization which even disgusted himself. During the wedding, he must send his condolences and apologize, even though he had nothing to do with it.
"Okay then… How are you going to answer to Akimichi Boruto? He's still shell-shocked by 'that'-part of himself getting turned from peanuts to butter…" The students frowned, having trouble accepting all of this.
"About that…" Yamaha-sensei did not know how to answer. He couldn't say that it was part of his plan, now could he? Perhaps he should push it towards Hokage-sama? 'No no no, that is too much', he thought.
Malaria once again came to the rescue with seriousness painted on his face said, "Actually, it's also our sensei's care for his students. You guys also know that Boruto had been working hard to get teamed up with Himawari to deepen their bonds once they graduate as Genin."
"Sensei believed that it was a bad influence for him to team up with his make-believe lover and asked me to wake him up from his delusions! Sensei also told me he would pay Boruto's medical fees, to get his raging dragon-pearls back into order. What a great Teacher we have! Let's applaud him again!"
Then, Malaria started clapping his hands with his eyes trained on Suzuki Yamaha in feverish admiration. The students turned completely dumbfounded. Could those events actually be explained like that?
Why did they never know that Boruto had some sort of delusion about Himawari? If anything, they were the perfect match from whatever angle you looked at them from.
Also, kicking the guy in his jewels seemed like it was too much, right? Even if the injury somehow was cured, could he possibly overcome the trauma? The dragon would never raise itself as it used to ever again.
If Boruto remained an eunuch for the rest of his life, could he possibly find love ever again?
Suzuki Yamaha rolled his eyes again. This little devil could become a fiction writer like Jiraiya with a creative mind like that. Also, why should he pay the medical fees? It was Malaria who kicked Boruto that maliciously in his sensitive parts.
As they were talking about the nitty-gritty of past events, a middle-aged man decked out in ninja combat gear walked down from upstairs. Uchiha Fugaku, the strongest in his clan and the chief of the police station has arrived.
"Yamaha-sensei, what brings you here today?" Fugaku was somewhat stunned to see Suzuki Yamaha here. He turned back to look at the captain, waiting for an explanation. He only heard that Minato was here to silence someone to hide something nasty.
The captain smiled and said, "The one who planned out and lured Namikaze Minato here is none other than Suzuki Yamaha-sensei. His methods and means are truly brilliant."
Yamaha-sensei responded modestly, "As a teacher, I prefer to teach my students through actions, rather than with words. It's nothing worth mentioning." Sweating in his heart, he could only act along.
"You truly are a terrific teacher." Fugaku looked at the newly admitted teacher in admiration and commanded all the police officers to gather up. This operation will be difficult.
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Outside the police station, Minato started to frown. Malaria had been inside for so long but still haven't come back out to get his help in releasing Yamaha-sensei.
'Not good!'
Minato suddenly turned shell-shocked. He completely forgot something important. Malaria had been seen by all the officers inside the station, perhaps they caught and put him into a cell the second he stepped inside?
Minato was almost certain of his guess. With what Malaria did last time, even forcing Hokage-sama to show up himself to remedy the problem with the mosquito swarm - it was not strange if it were to happen.
"I need to go and see Hokage-sama and ask for another document, to free the brat aswell." Turning around and preparing to leave, police officers started swarming out of the station.
"And where might you be going?"
Right then, several squads of Uchiha clansmen had managed to surround Minato in the centre. As it was happening, Minato's face turned somewhat strange. 'Did Malaria manage to set me up? I have no idea how he convinced the Uchiha police officers despite being on their spit-list.' He thought to himself.
Looking around, he soon spotted Uchiha Fugaku and Suzuki Yamaha standing side by side. Yamaha's face was the very image of 'smiling wryly', while Fugaku realized something was not right as he inspected Minato with his Sharingan.
"Patriarch Fugaku, he's all yours. You must not let him run away!" Suddenly a youthful voice came from behind, Fugaku felt that he had heard it somewhere before.
"Rest assured students, I will never let a criminal get away." As Fugaku glanced backwards and saw who was cheering him on, his Sharingan started spinning in disbelief. 'That little devil! Don't tell me, is this all part of another of his plots!?'
Quickly turning around to look at 'Yamaha-sensei' and noticing his constipated expression, he knew he was fooled. Namikaze Minato on the other hand just stood in the encirclement with a brilliant smile on his face.
To not draw another 'black-pot' onto his Clans reputation, he threw the weakest genjutsu in his entire life towards Minato to figure something out. In the illusionary world, both of them started discussing what this was all about.
Minato was entirely understanding, as he also was caught up in whatever ploy that brat had conjured up this time. After a split second, Fugaku himself walked towards Minato and apprehended 'the miscreant' without another word.
Minato played along, got brought inside the station and was 'incarcerated' for the students to see. The very instant they were out of sight, the shackles Fugaku placed on him disappeared.
"I sincerely apologize for my men's ineptitude to see through that child's lies." Fugaku lowered his head sincerely. Minato on the other hand just nodded his head with a wry smile on his face.
"Patriarch Fugaku, there's nothing to apologize about. I was here to help him release 'Yamaha-sensei' from custody after another of Malaria's antics got him tied in this web. All is well on my part." Minato said before using the Flying Thunder God to disappear.
Truly, any day interacting with Malaria was more interesting and stranger than any other.
The students from Konoha Ninja Academy were dumbfounded as they witnessed how everything went down. Namikaze Minato, a well-known elite-jonin couldn't hold his own for even one second under the Uchiha Patriarchs genjutsu. It was unbelievable.
"Not good, Yamaha-sensei is going to hate us for not trusting his explanation." The students felt very gloomy. Somehow, the entirety of this farce played out exactly as the teacher intended.
The police officers in the station gave the students a sympathetic look. They have never seen anyone remain standing after their Patriarchs genjutsu, let alone continue walking as if nothing was wrong. Minato isn't as weak as they think.
Meanwhile, Malaria was trying to slip away before Fugaku could come back. He didn't want to miss the upcoming wedding because he's stuck in a cell for no good reason.
In a flicker, Uchiha Fugaku appeared in front of Malaria in an instant. "Young Friend, even if you find criminals, you can't bring them to the station yourself. Next time, report it to us and we'll do a proper dispatch instead."
Malaria glanced at Fugaku and said, "I have given the greatest credit to Yamaha-sensei, you can't possibly ask a child to defy his teacher, right?" Malaria smiled brilliantly like a carbon copy of Minato himself.
"Well then, before you do anything else outrageous in My Station, I want you to disappear from my sight." Fugaku rubbed his forehead. "No matter what, the matter of Dobito did go too far, don't you think?"
"I don't think so, I'm sure that they'll find their own happiness in the days to come." Malaria sniffed and left the station in wide strides.
Uchiha Fugaku felt somewhat cold. He was surprised that the brat dared be so impolite with himself, even after what he did to the child from his clan. 'Truly a little devil. I need to remind the others to double- and triple-check every fact whenever he's involved.'
"Chief, that was the student Suzuki Yamaha used to bait the treacherous Namikaze Minato and played a critical role in his apprehension." Mentioned the captain in a low voice.
"Even so, this matter isn't as simple as you think! That's the mosquito hazard himself, how could you believe his words so easily?" Fugaku scolded the captain and ignored Malaria as he walked back into the station.
The captain shook his head. He hoped the chief could be more trusting of the Konoha villagers, or the Uchiha clan would become estranged sooner or later. After a second, he realized what he had just heard – that brat is the mosquito hazard!
With slight cold sweat running down his back, thinking of the entire case that happened to Dobito, he knew he barely dodged a bullet this time.
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