Chapter 14: CH-12 The trading Monke...
Jin's POV
{I think you should reconsider this Host.]
"Nope. Don't be such a bore Eva! Level-up and shop functions will probably get boring after a point, And it's not like I can't get overpowered without them. Training, having fun, messing around....more messing around, That's the true way of Monke's."
[I can't understand what you're saying.]
That's because you're not a Mon-
[No! It's not because I'm not a monkey! You. Just. Don't. Make. Any. Sense!]
"Even Lola gets it. Come on Lola, show her a push-up." Lola, who was wearing small black shorts with a pink t-shirt, jumped from my shoulders on an elevated rock, spreading her arms and legs, and started doing some push-ups. "Yeah! that's my rabbit! 2..3..4..5! That's enough my baby girl!" I picked her up before wiping her nonexistent sweat with a cute little towel. As I put her on my shoulders again.
"Lola is making progress on a True Monke's way!"
[She is a freaking rabbit Host!]
"Hey! What do you mean by that? Anyone can become a Monke If their heart is in the right place!"
[Are you serious about exchanging those Host?]
"Yes, so don't waste your time and just help me exchange those."
[Okay. You tell me how you got so strong suddenly and then we'll exchange whatever you want.]
"Easy. You remember the night we killed some demons correct? The next morning When I woke up-"
After a long and overdramatic flashback of the last 3 chapters -
"And then I woke up here again, You saw what happened after that..."
[I see. This doesn't make any sense at all. What bullshit are you spewing!]
"I told you all that I know, so don't slander me."
[@#$%^^$%^]
"Leaving that aside, can we please change the system functions now? It's better than wasting both of our time. System, I want to exchange my level-up and shop functions."
[Fine you dumb Host. You are exchanging nigh-infinite potential for I don't know what but it's your wish in the end.]
[[Does the Host wish to exchange Level-up and Shop function permanently?]]
"Yes."
[[Request received.]]
[[Changes being made to the system.]]
[[Changes completed. Level-up Function and Shop function are removed.]]
[[As the host has requested an exchange, what do you want to wish for?]]
This is what I was waiting for. "Get me an infinite training space with a time dilation feature where I can do anything I want. A gacha function. An inventory with infinite space. A seed for the Tree of Peach of Immortality and most importantly, something that can help Lola get more intellect and speak." This is much is enough, probably.
[[Analysing requests.]]
[[Analysing completed.]]
[[Does the Host wish to integrate the first two functions with the system?]]
"Sure."
[[Integrating the Training space and Gacha function with the System. As the system already had an inventory, it will pe upgraded according to the Host.]]
[[Integration complete.]]
[[Host can still request something else.]]
"I'll save that for later. Afterall the future is unpredictable." Who knows what happens in the Multiverse. It's better to save that rather than wish for something childish.
[[Understood. Requests saved.]]
[[Thank you for exchange.]]
"Ohh I love your politeness, rather than the Rude AI, it's much better to talk to you."
[What did you say Host??]
"Nothing my sweet sweet Eva whom I love from the bottom of my heart." Let's change some things up too. 'You can read my mind, right? Then just make the changes, I don't want to speak all of that one by one.'
[Okay Host. Ohhh so you're actually organising stuff now. Good at least some things change for the better.]
{(A/N) - I'll update all the power tiers and new stuff in the next chapter.}
"Yup. I'm a True Monke King now. But fuck all that, can you show me the thing I requested for Lola?" My little bunny can finally speak now...I wonder what will be the first word she says.
[*Sigh* Sure.]
[ Moon Rabbit's Blood Crystal - Helps a rabbit get the complete bloodline of Moon rabbit, One of the Primordial creatures in the universe. If the rabbit has no intelligence prior to using these, they gain a child's level of intellect, slowly developing more as the time passes.]
"YAYYYYYYY!!" I picked Lola up and hugged her,"You can finally speak My love!"
I can already see people telling legendary tales of a Monkey King and the talking Rabbit on his shoulders.
"Umu." I took out the crystal from my inventory, which looked like a blood-red diamond in the shape of a water drop. As I took the crystal near Lola, it started shining and floated infront her, turning into a liquid and merging with her.
She radiated white light for a few minutes before it dimmed down and I almost had a nose bleed. Standing on the ground on was a rabbit with pure white fur, chubby cheeks, ruby-like red eyes, looking at me with a pure and innocent expression on her face as she said,
"D-daddy?"
And I passed out with a nose bleed
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(A/N) - Surprized? well I woke up today before the sun did and had nothing to do, So I wrote...But this is the only chapter for today...I'll post the power and weapon tiers with 3 chapters tomorrow...We're speedrunning demon slayer tomorrow....
Thank you for reading and supporting this fanfiction...
Peeace Out and Sayonara.....
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