Chapter 3: BUGGY THE CLOWN
One piece belongs to Oda sensei.
When we reached orange town, Luffy has already landed on the ground along with the seagull. Now we have to find him.
"Where the hell is our stupid captain ?" I said frustrated.
"I will search for him in the east of the town, you search in west." Zoro said walking towards north direction.
"That's north you idiot ! not east."
"Ohh !"
"Again ! You are going west !"
"Hah !"
"Just forget it !".... "Follow me . I can find him. I don't want you to get lost."
"Hey I will not get lost !"
"Yea yea, now come with me."
From my observation haki, I found Luffy infront of a large house. He was staring at a dog then suddenly started poking at its face.
"Hey, captain I don't think you should be poking at the dog. It might bite you."
"Shishishi don't worry it won't bite."
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"You stupid dog ! let me go !"
"Hey who are you people ?" An old man asked walking towards us.
"We are pirates. We are here after Buggy the Clown." I answered him.
"No way, This is my town ! I am the mayor. I will be the one who defeat pirates !" He ran away.
"He is going to suiside. " I said in a monotone.
"Let's go !"
""So head on assault then ?"
"Sounds fun."
When we reached their, Luffy kicked away the mayor.
"Hey captain, you could have done that gently."
"Shishishi, don't worry, he will be fine."
We went on the top of the roof to confront Buggy. He was sitting in the shadow of a large tent.
"Hey ! are you Buggy the Clown ?"
"Yes. Who are you brat ?"
"I am Monkey d Luffy. I am gonna be the king of the pirates."
"Hah ! who do you think you are brat ?" Buggy then came out of the tent.
"Hey! what's up with the ugly nose ?"
I facepalmed. Buggy was fuming with anger. His entire face turned red matching the colour of his nose.
"Whose nose is ugly !"... "Bring the buggy ball now.
Then his lacky brought a canon. Then started to fill it with gun powder. But before he could finish loading the buggy ball, Zoro came forward.
"Let me handle this." Then he un seathed his sword putting one in his mouth and other two in each one of his hands.
"Ha ha ha. Let's fight. I will kill you in a flashy way." Buggy then came forward with his own knives in his hand. They ran towards each other.And continued running past each other.
But when Zoro seathed his swords, Buggy got cut in pieces . Then his entire crue started laughing. Suddenly the peices of Buggy 's body joined together and he threw a knife at Zoro's back. But before the knife could hit Zoro, I shot a bullet changing it's trajectory.
"Tch !"
Zoro suddenly turned around. Shock written all over his face.
"Don't get careless ! I told you before that he is a devil fruit user."
"Ha ha ha . So you know. Yes ! I have eaten chop chop devil fruit ! I am a chop chop man. Your sword can not cut me." ...."Enough chit chat ! I will kill you all in a flashy way ! Hey fire the buggy ball."
Zoro and I jumped away. While Luffy stood infront of the canon.
<Gomu gomu no Baloon>
The moment the canon fired, the buggy ball bounced off Luffy, going towards Buggy.
With a loud explosion, the entire building blasted away taking down all of the Clown pirates except for three people.
"What have you done !!!" Buggy looked in horror and anger.
"I have eaten rubber rubber devil fruit, I am a rubber man. "
"Aaaa !!! I will kill you ! Monji attack the girl ! Cabaji ! handle the Pirate hunter ! That rubber boy is mine."
As soon as Buggy gave orders, Monji and Cabaji moved.
.......
"Haa ! little girl I am beast tamer Monji. You have to face captain 's wrath now ! There is no beast I cannot tame ! "
To prove his point he went towards the dog, who was near the unconscious mayor. But before he could reach him, I shot towards his feet.
"Ahhh ! You damn bitch ! I will show you !"
"As much as I want to see your circus, I have a job to do Mr pussy cat. So let's get this over with ."
"Who are you calling PUSSY CAT !!!"
"Why you ofcourse. With those cat ears on top of your head, you look like a ugly overgrown pussy cat."
"Why you !!! Richi attack !"
Then a big white lion attacked me. But I didn't bother dodging.
"Haaa ! Got yo.... What !"
I passed right through the lion's belly and went towards Monji.
"Your captain is not only one who ate a devil fruit."
"Wha..." But before he could tell anything else, I was already there. I hit him with my staff, sending him flying towards a building. He crashed in the building completely destroying it. Then the lion chose me to attack as well. But This time I kicked at his face, sending him flying as well.
"It looks like our navigator is strong enough to defend herself. Her fight is finished. So let's finish our fight as well." Zoro said looking at Cabaji.
"Yes it is a shame how's that idiot get defeated that fast and easy. But I am not that incompetent, pirate hunter Zoro !"
"Let's see then. "
While Zoro and Luffy were fighting, I went for the search of treasure. I not only found gold and cash but also the map of several islands and a logpose. I am really lucky.
..........
"Hey Luffy, Zoro ! Look I found the treasure. "
As soon as I said this, Buggy's attention shifted towards me.
"That's my treasure ! Hand them over you bitch !" After that, he launched towards me with only with his upper body , face red as his nose. Seeing this I decided to rile him up more. But before I could say anything, he stopped. His face was twitching heavily and suddenly he fell down. Looking towards his lower body, I saw that Luffy had kicked him in his nuts. I couldn't stop laughing. But then he got up.
"Wow, the great captain Buggy has just lost his nuts ! " I declared loudly and ran away. Forgetting completely about Luffy, Buggy again chased after me with anger . But again he stopped. Because he was already at the end of his flying range.
"Ohh!I see you can't go further than that without your lower body. That must be your flying range. "
"Why you !"
Without wasting anytime, I hit Buggy with my bow staff. He tried to dodge. His torso without his head and arm flew towards Luffy.
"Hey Luffy ! Kick it as far as you can !" I exclaimed.
<Gomu gomu no Whip>
"No !!!"
With that, Buggy got defeated.
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After defeating Buggy the Clown, we left the island.
"With this much gold, and berry, we surely can afford our own ship now."
"Yes! Finally our own ship !" Luffy cheered.
"So where next ?" Zoro asked.
"I guess we should go to syrup village . That's not far from here. We can search for a ship there."
"Yosh ! syrup village it is !"
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