Chapter 2: Chapter 0.5: reincarnation
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'Where am i?' for thoughts
"I am here." For speech
[ host is stupid ] for system
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"GOD DAMN IT! You barely do anything but make our life harder you twat! You know what? You're fired! Dont come here again!" Said a old fat man, who was yelling at a brown-haired person who had tan skin, which made him a bit on the darker side, average face with yellow eyes.
The same person sighed then spoke "man.. you really get angry at everything. I just spilled the frie-"
"NOT A SINGLE WORD! I dont care what you did, having you here is like a spike in our asses, get out!" The old fat man cut him off, visibly with a angry face
"Well, what did I expect from a boss like you? You get angry at everything! I worked here for 2 months and its unbearable, the employees here cant cook shit, and yet you only pick me! The one with actual talent! Your not just a lazy fat fuck, you are a woman-loving old pervert that only reads novels about romance! And you read them everywhere! Well, i quit! Im better off without you idiots!" Yelled the cook, who then threw multiple kitchen tools at the old fat man, then stormed off from the restaurant
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"Shit, i can't believe I enjoyed being there!" Said our cook, who then sighed, then brought at his phone and checked the time "hahh… atleast its a Saturday, i can grind rosaria's talent books now.. "
he said, he started playing the game his friend recommended him two months ago, genshin impact. He really found the game enjoyable and fun, but really annoying since his luck is extremely bad
Our genshin impact player then checked one side of the street, but when he saw the other side, he saw a truck coming so he patiently waited for the truck to pass by, when it did. He crossed the street with no problem
15 minutes later, he finally entered his apartment, then he took all of his work clothes. " i wont be needing these for the time being, ill just sit here for 1 or 2 weeks before ill go find another job " said the ex-cook, who then went to his computer and opened it, starting to play genshin impact.
3 hours later, our mc finished everything he has to do, and closed off genshin impact and his computer, who then looked at the window and found out that he still has some time for today, so he got dressed and went out to a grocery store to buy some mushrooms and cheese to cook himself a tasty pizza
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As he was walking to the grocery store, he saw the same truck when he was walking home from work pass by him, which he found very weird but ignored it thinking the driver forgot something important
As He entered the store, he was hoping that the ingredients weren't out of stock again. To his beliefs they were on stock so he was happy they didn't forget to put it in stock again and grabbed them
After getting the mushrooms and cheese, ryuma then went to the counter and and saw his favorite cashier, which is a blond-haired and blue eyes, nicely chiseled face women would swoon for, light skin wearing the most average cashier outfit you could think of.
This man was Brian Williams, his friend from middle school, the first time they met was when a girl was breaking up with her boyfriend because he's to disgusting to see, which was an over exaggeration as the guy was quite handsome, after a few hours he saw the same guy sitting in the bench at P.E class, when he first talked to him he found out that the guy is incredibly nice and comfortable to be with, he told ryuma that his name was brian williams and the reason his girl broke up with him was because she saw him saying "i love you" to his mom, which then the girl got angry the he didn't love her over his mom, both agreed the girl is exceptionally stupid
And both the men after that instantly became friends and talked everyday about games, school, etc. and he was the person to recommend him to play genshin impact
But as they grew up, they went on separate paths as they needed to take their life's seriously,and brian began working at a company while Ryuma worked as a cook, a year later brian got unemployed as the company got destroyed for a bigger companies desire, and began working as a cashier which he enjoyed, Ryuma first met brian again 7 months ago in his first time visiting the grocery store
"Wassup brian! Long time no see, hows work for you?" The recently-fired ryuma asked the man infront of him
"Ah, same as usual, just scanning, greeting customers and getting paid, how's yours?" Brian asked
Which made Ryuma remember and said in a bit of an angry tone "eh, just got fired by that cursed old fat man, he fired me over spilling the fries! He gets angry at everything you know?"
"I see, its better for you as you're not someone who let people yell at you and get away with it, besides, he's the real loser as you said he reads romance novels and imagines himself in them, quite ironic right? Its always the one who have the physique of discord mods."
"I couldn't agree more" said ryuma with a chuckle, they kept talking as they enjoyed each others's company, but then brian remembered to scan ryuma's groceries, he quickly did and gave it to him, then they said goodbye to each other as ryuma was going home
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He entered his apartment yet again and put the ingredients in the kitchen, then he went off to take off his clothes and wore some pajamas, then he went back and began cooking himself the almighty blessed pizza as he likes to call it
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* ding! *
He opened the oven and took out his pizza, which was looking way too good to see, put the hot steamy in a big plate with his bare hands, and walked to his computer and put it on the desk to cool down and opened the computer, entered google, began typing his anime website to watch the recent chainsaw man episode as he missed out on it, and began watching it while eating his pizza "ahh… this pizza is so damn good! I can feel the cheese coming inside of me…" Said the happy ryuma, appreciating the absolute blessed food he made himself
After finishing his pizza and the recent chainsaw man episode, he closed the computer and washed the plate, then going to his bed to sleep, despite being fired recently, he had a smile on his face as he was about to sleep, but all of the sudden
"Truck-kun never misses his targets!"
A white light lit up his vision, he could hear the sounds of a truck, then suddenly his vision went black, he couldn't see anything but a black void around him. "Did i just die? And truck-kun!? What the hell is that?! i still have so much to live for!
[ loading chef system… 42%/100% ]
"Chef system?! What the hell is that? Wait a minute… is this the cliche getting reincarnated with a system? But… chef system? That's pretty neat!" Said a excited ryuma
[ chef system loaded. Welcome to the chef system, Here you can cook many different foods around the world, and buy the ingredients with chef points you can get by cooking any food, while also having the normal system you know, which is: shop,inventory, etc ]
"This is pretty great! but do i get to reincarnate in teyvat?"
[ host will be reincarnated in teyvat ]
"Cool, I wouldn't have chosen any other world as they are too brutal, just imagine getting reincarnated in berserk…" ryuma said with a shiver from his spine, but then remembered something and went ahead and said "system, when and where will i be reincarnated exactly?" He wondered, as there are very bad times and places to be reincarnated in. Like example: archon war, the cataclysm/fall of Khaenri'ah. He would rather die again then being there
[ location and time will be randomly selected ]
"Shit… better pray to be in the main storyline then… when will i be reincarnated already?" Asked the system infront of him
[reincarnation %: 22%…]
'Ah, great. Although i have nothing to really lose, but i hope Brian doesn't mess me too much, and that fat old turd realize what he lost, that'll be big karma.'
[reincarnation %: 93%]
"Sorry Brian, but i gotta see teyvat in my eyes, seeing through a screen wont be as realistic as being in there for real" said ryuma remembering the good times playing genshin impact with brian
[reincarnation %: 100%. Reincarnation complete, waking up hosts body in teyvat]
"No use thinking about that now, bye modern world, teyvat! Here i come!"
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