Chapter 22: Side story multi-verse presidents not canon
Third person
Somewhere in a forest, not on Earth but on a planet called Pandora. The animal we're eating and drinking water on the planet that was mostly free from humans.
An animal walks to a patch of grass moving its head about to eat it. A giant light surrounds the area, vibrating its surroundings.
The light faded away and four people stood, one of them who seem to be the most reasonable person there looked around.
???: What is this place?
One of the men that came with him walked next to him and was looking at his wrist that had an Interface and information on it.
???: it says here that 123 years into the future we have developed ships that can travel great distances. But it's strange to say here that we are not on Earth. we are on some kind of planet called Pandora.
Another man walked up. He kinda looked like an orange but worse. He seemed to know how to make a lot of money but still lost in the long run.
???: all great so not only are we on foreign land but there are immigrants as well. Kinda reminds me of almost when you went to war with Afghanistan.
The man who was checking his arm looked at him.
???: oh how original really anything else you want to add?
Then the final man came out with his white hair and looked like a pedophile and seemed to love his sister in a bit of a sexual way.
???: Oo I wonder if they got any chocolate mint ice cream here.
One of the men shook his head.
???: don't you worry we will find you some on this different planet before you fall asleep sleepy Joe.
Joe: You could have just said no. Knowing you trump you would eat anything they have heard before I can even say ice cream.
Trump just looked at him.
Trump: At least I'm not like Kim. Thank god he is not going to be able to find us now. Heck, he's probably watching those Japanese cartoons.
Somewhere in another timeline
There on a chair was a man overlooking his kingdom. North Korea is the best country to exist in his mind. He smiled and grabbed a chicken leg that was next to him and bit it. He needs to be bulky to show his true strength.
He looks at his tv and pushes play on it. A show pops up showing the rising of the shield hero as his anime plays he feels that something was wrong and it might not be that he has diabetes.
He pauses the show and looks around not knowing what he was looking for. He closes his eyes and tries to focus on the feeling.
((Kim is probably watching those Japanese kid cartoons))
He opened his eyes and stood up. He got a surge of hatred at the person who said stuff about anime being a Japanese cartoon. Even though they made anime in North Korea.
Kim: What an atrocity that I heard!
He heads over to the closet and opens it putting on the clothes he had in there
Kim: I will find you whoever said that. I will not let you trash talk about my country's great accomplishments.
Back to the current situation
???: Can you two stop bickering like a married old couple?
Trump: oh shut up Obama you would probably target these kids back on their timeline.
As they kept arguing they felt a vibration in the group and soon the sound came. Obama went to the other man who was looking at his wrist.
Obama: What's going on with Clinton?
Clinton: something is approaching us and it is moving fast but there is also another thing but a much smaller heading is away as well.
They all looked at each other and got ready to fight. They all look at the direction that the thing was coming from.
Clinton: here it comes in 3
They all get ready to fight.
Clinton: …2…
They kept looking till they heard someone sleeping looking at one person in the group.
Trump: god dam it Joe wake the fuck up
Trump smacked Joe on the head
Joe: I'm awake! I'm awake! What's going on?
Trump: God, how did you become president?
Clinton:...1!
The two were still fighting when a giant creature showed up. It kinda looks like a rhino with a hammer on its nose.
Clinton run to the old geezers and push them out of the way the rhino shocked its head and hit Clinton into a tree
Obama: god damn it alright trump you and I will get it attention sleepy Joe go and help up Clinton.
Trump & Joe: alright
They all scatter and Trump grabs a rock thrown at the beast's eyes. It lena its body up from the pain and smashes back down shaking everything around it.
Obama grabbed his blaster on his side and was ready to fire it. He shot at the beast's body but it did no damage besides the one to it hurt feelings. With our time to think, the beast gets ready to hit him with his horn.
But he gets tackled to his side, looks up, and sees a young man looking at him with a weird helmet face thing. As well as see the beast miss his shot at them.
???: stay down and follow me!
The man runs under the beast and heads to Trump. Not sure what to do he followed him but instead he went over the beast. A land bit away from the quick run to the two people.
Obama: What now?
???: stay close I'm going to take you to the shelter.
Trump: Wait, what about Joe and Clinton?
The young man looked at them with a somewhat surprised expression. But shake his head.
???: your friends are safe. They should be there.
He start to run back into the forest they followed
Trump: By the way I want to clarify I'm not their friend.
Obama looks back at the beast as it looks around trying to find them as it loses sight of them because of how big it is.
Couple minutes later
The three head into a cave opening and they slow down as they approach a building that had a tent next to it. A person comes walking out of the building.
Joe: Where were you guys, where are we?
Trump: did you not bring your dementia pill with you Joe?
Obama: Joe we are on Pandora in another timeline
The guy just stood there listening to what they had said not showing anything to what they just said
They head inside the building Clinton was in there sitting on a chair.
Obama: thank goodness that you are safe.
Trump: yea I don't want to be stuck with joe sleepy ass for the rest of my life.
Obama turns to the young man.
Obama: thank you for saving us out there. Sorry, what is your name?
The man goes to a wall and unhooks the face mask and puts it back on the wall
???: You are welcome My name is Y/n
Trump goes to him and pats him on the back.
Trump: if we were back on earth you would be given the highest medal that we could give you for saving us.
Obama: How did you know that we were in trouble?
Y/n: oh I was getting a date for research then out of nowhere there was a big pull of energy forming at your location. So I started to head to the spot
Obama: I see so you must be the second dot that was headed to us.
Y/n: So who are you guys?
Even though he asks that question he seems to know who they are already.
Trump: oh we didn't say who we are well I will tell you
trump::WE ARE TRUMP AND THE GANG
everyone:.....
They all just stand there looking at him.
Obama: sorry about him *sigh* My name is Obama, no last name. Next is Trump the orange person, next up is sleepy Joe who is always sleeping, and finally Clinton who likes to invade other countries.
He walks over to a chair and sits down, looks at them, and sighs.
Y/n: So what can I do for you Mr. President, especially since you are not from this universe?
Obama: huh wait, how do you know we are not from this place?
y/n: well for one instance you guys have been long gone and on the computer over there it gave me your information.
He points towards a monitor looking at it. Showing a human body with words and pointing a couple of things on their body.
Y/n: your guy's bodies are different from a normal body. Your hearts are different and Sorry to say this but your guy's dicks are small as fuck.
Clinton: a damn way to destroy confidence like that.
Trump: wait so what is a normal dick size here?
Y/n: good question I'm not sure I believe it is around 5-6 soft. Hehe, I'm actually above that.
Obama was looking so disappointed in how they ended up talking about dicks and the size they have here.
Obama: as nice as this conversation has been. Thank you for saving us but I believe we need to go.
Y/n: oh your welcome and I understand I guess I will see you guys around.
The men all group up Clinton, look at the others and push down on his wrists. They start to glow, getting brighter and brighter. But the light disappeared. They were still standing where they were confused.
Joe: Wow guys look at this new universe. The outside kinda looks like the last one.
Trump: that's because we didn't go to a new universe you dementia old fuck.
Obama: What happened?
Clinton: sorry everyone this is my fault I saw it was broken and still tried to use it.
Trump: Are you saying you risk my precious life on a broken teleporter?
He shook his head agreeing with what Trump said to him.
Clinton: It happened during the attack when I got thrown at the tree.
Y/n: any idea what broke?
He shook his head.
Y/n: come over here and put your hand right here. Maybe it can find the problem.
Walking over to a table he puts his hand on the table and the machine starts to scan the device.
Trump: So what now?
Biden: Hey, is it just me or is there a giant? The girl walked over to us right now with barely any clothes on.
Trump: sleepy joe you might want to take your meds your start to lose it.
Trump walks over to the window and his eyes open wide.
Trump: Damn that's a big bitch. Like damn she is giant
Right as he finishes saying that the door opens and a giant blue girl walks into the building. To her surprise at how many people there and that there were people other than y/n in the building.
She looks around and tackles Joe to the ground thinking that they were attacking or forcing him to do something.
Y/n: Kiri wait they are with me!
Before she could do anything she heard him say that they were with him and stopped a couple of meters away with a knife near Joe's neck.
Kiri: sorry Y/n I thought they were attacking you.
y/n: it's alright you were just doing what you thought was right
She stands up and backs away from Joe
Joe: hey don't be afraid little girl I would love to touch your boob- I meant to talk to you.
Trump: Joe what the fuck man can't you go one day without trying to sniff up every little girl you see.
Y/n: well besides what Joe just said everyone this kiri is part of the native species.
Obama: So I got to ask since it bugged me. Why is she barely wearing anything?
Y/n: well for one that's just how they are but it may also be because they are a horny species
Y/n: when I saved her she imprinted onto me so she is really into me and maybe that will stop once I have sex with her. But that is for later. (only 20 chapters till another lemon happens. Jk we will see)
As he talks about why Kiri is the way she is. She walked over to him and was holding onto his body.
Trump: Man if only Kim was here he would be loving this.
Obama: yes, yes he would be.
A giant light comes out of nowhere and a big overweight and strong man walks out of the light.
???: then it is a good thing I am here to correct the person who made fun of anime
The man was no other than the Legend kim jong un and he made his appearance
Trump: Wait, what how are you even here?
Kim: I felt a disturbance in North Korea of someone dissing our finest achievement anime.
Joe: um Kim you do know Korea didn't make anime.
Kim: Wait what?
Obama: Yeah, Japan made anime.
Trump: beside the point, how did you even get here?
Kim: Well like I said I felt a disturbance so I used the power of anime and god and I have been sent here.
Trump: what the actual fuck.
The computer finished analyzing as it made a noise.
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Hello, everyone how are you? I have been doing well and relaxing with this break I'm on. This side story is as canon as you want it to be so take that with a grain of salt.
But anyway, this side story will probably be the last one before I come back and start writing the main story forward.
Hope you guys look forward to part two of this story
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