Chapter 4: My new Dorm-mates suck, no kidding (Part-2)
[ •Sakurasou, Dining room• ]
When I first heard about the eccentricity of the residents residing in Sakurasou, I thought those gossips were nothing but furphies. I never took them at face value, because the stories that people used to share about the Sakura Hall were nothing short of bizarre. I've had my fair share of anomalous encounters with many aberrant personalities. Hell, I myself was a Chunibyou back in my middle school days, even so, no amount of encounters prepared me for this.
This girl-no, this creature, I don't know what to call it and I refuse to consider this thing a fellow human, is just so out of this world that I've no words to describe it. Now that I've gotten a closer look at it, I remember what it is. Kamiigusa Misaki is a third-year-student at Sobu high which makes this... thing, my Senpai.
The reason for me to know this creature is rather simple, she is fairly popular in our school, and not in a good way I might add.
There had been a few talks among the student body regarding some sort of alien sightings in the school premises about three months ago. Upon further inspection, it was found that the alien was a girl with short brown hair. I'd give you a few hints to identify the said creature.
A girl who waves around a hammer bigger than her own head and sometimes even throws it at people. If you're not careful, you might end up losing the most precious part of your body just by being in her presence. I'd advise caution while dealing with her.
Now tell me. Who's that Pokemon?
It's... Kamiigusa Misaki!
...
Alright, it wasn't funny. But I'm more than just annoyed at the moment. This girl actually threw a hammer at me! Like seriously, it could've killed me if it landed! If it was up to me, I'd be hitting her in the head with that same hammer. Who knows? Maybe it might result in her brain to function normally.
"So... are we all good? Because I really want to go back to sleep right now." Chihiro sensei broke the silence with a laid-back attitude. She yawned shamelessly and rubbed her eyes.
Oi, show some tact woman. You are the reason I'm here in the first place. What would you have done if I lost my power stones to that hammer?! You better take responsibility!
"Wait Sensei!" The weird creature raised her hand in the air as if she was in class. She jumped on her toes and dramatically pointed her finger at my direction and did some sort of weird pose which I don't feel like explaining at the moment.
"Who is this person Sensei?~" She tilted her head a little, before jumping in front of me. She demolished all sorts of personal boundaries among us and stared at my face with her face dangerously close to mine.
"Jin said he knew him." She made a humming sound before muttering, "I wonder if Jin is falling with the bad crowd..."
Oi.
"Tch. I wouldn't worry about that, considering he has you to fill that role." I rolled my eyes at her to which she replied by cupping her mouth with both her hands.
"It talks!"
What's with that genuine surprise on your face? What do you think I'm? A dog?
"Sensei, if I may be so bold to ask a question?" The damn Riajuu, surprisingly came to my rescue and took this 'thing' out of my face and muttered an apology in my direction. He turned his attention back to sensei and continued, "Why didn't you tell us beforehand that we were going to be having a new resident? It could've cleared the misunderstanding."
"Yeah, I was thinking the same thing." The brown haired boy interjected with a point of his own.
Sensei, after being put on a spot like this, turned her head away and rubbed her cheek with a nervous smile on her face, "Uhm, well, I forgot?"
All the people present inside the room, except Kamiigusa, deadpanned at her. Sensei, not having the ability to handle any more stares sighed and turned her attention back to me.
"Okay fine! Geez, My bad. I'm sorry I forgot. Tch." No, I'm sorry for making you apologize Sensei. Don't push yourself so hard, please. I'm hurting just by looking at your struggle right now.
"Alright, fine. I don't want to keep on wasting anymore time than necessary, so I'd forget about this incident for now." I rubbed the back of my head with a tired look on my face. I was about to give everyone a friendly smile, but was interrupted by that 'thing' cutting me off.
"What incident?" I can't even begin to imagine how she has the gal to say that...
"I guess you guys can go ahead and do your introductions or whatever. I'm going to sleep now. Wake me up when the dinner's ready." Chihiro sensei yawned again before turning her gaze to the brown haired guy, "And Kanda-kun, be a good boy and show this kid his room alright? It should be the one direct opposite to you. You are going to do it right? Thank you~" She waved and left without even hearing his response to her 'request'.
"H-huh... alright?" Kanda-kun blabbered incoherently as Chihiro Sensei shamelessly passed her responsibility to him. I've a feeling he is dealing with this a lot...
"Hm, that's Chihiro Sensei for you." Glasses giggled handsomely(I don't know how he did that) before turning his gaze at me. He was restricting that creature's movements for now, and motioned me with his head to take a seat.
Just as we all settled down at the dining table, 'Megane' cleared his throat to get our attention. He was still holding onto that alien, and seems to be enjoying the close contact with her.
Great. He is a pervert.
"Well, I guess some introductions are in order. I'm Mitaka Jin. I'm a third year student, which means you can call me Senpai if you want to. If you have any trouble, feel free to ask for my help." He winked before a vicious smile appeared on his face, "Even regarding that 'incident'."
Shit, He knows?!
"What are you talking about Jin?~" The alien questioned with a pleased look on her face. I think she is also enjoying being restricted by Mitaka-senpai. Geez, get a room you two.
"Incident? What do you mean?" Kanda-kun looked in between Mitaka-senpai and me with a confused expression on his face. I forgot he was there for a second.
"Oh, it's nothing important. Just a little secret of our own, right Kouhai-kun?" Mitaka-senpai nudged me with his elbow and smirked. I 'smiled' at him before replying.
"Yup. It's a secret. And secrets are not meant to be shared." My smile widened and my eyes closed, "Right, Mitaka-sen-pai?" I must have looked really scary while saying that as everyone present in the room, albeit me, shuddered at my words.
Oh boy, I was about to lose myself there.
Before more words could be shared, the alien got out from Mitaka Senpai's grasp and stood on the table. She raised her finger in the air and smiled a cat-like smile.
"Kamiigusa Misaki, age seventeen, blood type O, horoscope Gemini, Birthday June 14th, dream to someday become a housewife!" She then pointed her fingers in my direction, "If I left something out or if you're curious about anything, ask away!" I don't think I need to, you kind of gave me an entire job resume here.
"I guess you are my Senpai too?"
"Correct!" She puffed out her chest and gave me a smug smile, "You catch on quick, for a human that is!" I knew it, she IS an alien!
"R-right. I-I guess it's my turn to introduce myself?" A trembling voice caught our attention as we turned our gaze towards the boy currently speaking, "Uhm, My name is Kanda Sorata. I'm a second year from the regular department. It is nice to meet you...uh..." I took the pause in his tone as my cue to introduce myself.
I cleared my throat. Looked into each of their eyes, then opened my mouth to say
"My name is Matsumura Yoshihiro. Just like Kanda-kun, I'm also a second year from the regular department. It's my pleasure to make your acquaintance, Kanda-kun, Kamiigusa-senpai and Mitaka-shenpai." I bit my tongue...
"Hmm" Kamiigusa-senpai made a humming sound and started circling me around with a thoughtful look on her face. What the heck is she up to now?
"What're you doing Senpai?" I asked the question going inside everyone's head at the moment with an annoyed look on my face. I looked at Mitaka-senpai to see if he had any clue only to find him with an equally confused expression on his face. I didn't bother looking at Kanda because he looked even dumber than me.
After a few seconds of doing whatever the hell she was doing, Kamiigusa-senpai gave way to a broad smile to appear on her face. She pointed a finger at me, did a dramatic pose, made some sort of 'dun, dudun' sound then spoke in a conspicuous tone of voice, "I've decided!"
"... What?" I straightened my back subconsciously, and noticed both Kanda and Mitaka-senpai doing the same. We looked at each other to confirm that all three of us are equally confused by this alien's antics.
Kamiigusa-senpai, being completely unaware of her surroundings, once again stood on the table before giving me a massive grin.
"I've decided on a nickname for you! From now on you'll be called Yoshimon!" What the heck?
"Oi, why does it sound awfully similar to Pokemon?" My eyebrow twitched in irritation and I'm sure one or two veins must be popping out on my head.
"I don't know! I just came up with it. You should get used to your new name Yoshimon!~"
"... You are already using it?"
"Misaki is quite fond of putting 'n' at the end of names. I guess that's why she came up with it. You should get used to it," Mitaka-senpai explained before a smirk graced his face, "... Yoshimon." Go blow yourself up!
"Yeah, don't worry about it Yoshimon." I forgot you were there, so kindly shut up.
"Tch. Do whatever you want..."
C'mon Yoshihiro, it's fine. It's just a month. I'll have to deal with these people for only a month. I think I'm already done with all the eccentric events they can throw at me. There's no way it's going to get any more crazy than it already is. I'll just have to endure till the end of this month, then I'll be free, free like a bird.
How bad could it be?
***
Hello Dear Readers!
Author here.
So, I've decided to continue writing this story, as I myself am enjoying writing this. I just want to know if you guys like the way I'm writing this story.
I've read many fanfictions on this platform, and I think my writing style is somehow unique? I try to make my main character blend in the environment with all the characters to the best of my ability. I imagine him being part of that anime itself when I'm writing, so I'm really trying my hardest to make this work.
I have a few questions.
Do you like Yoshihiro's character so far?
Yoshihiro is somehow different from your regular Anime-verse protagonists. He is a normal person who doesn't want to get attention to himself, and he also doesn't like to talk much. Even so, he wouldn't shy away from having a conversation with someone if he deems them interesting. I'm not planning on turning him into a simp, but I don't plan on making him heartless either.
He would blush if he finds himself in situations, and with Mashiro being her careless self, he is going to be finding himself in such situations a lot.
Now onto the second question, how did you like the interaction between the characters?
As you have seen from this chapter, Yoshihiro is not really a fan of Misaki. I'm not saying it's permanent, but I'll let you guys see how his relationship with his eccentric Senpai progresses.
Mitaka knows Yoshihiro due to an incident. I'd let you guys guess what kind of incident.
Sorata is always hated in every Fanfiction, so in this one I'll at least try to make him tolerable. There is not going to be any bashing, well, at least not as bad as other fanfiction.
That's all.
Peace.
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