Chapter 137: Menace
Ignoring their squeals, Ichigo started walking towards them. He arrived in front of Orihime who was blushing shyly while covering her boobs and her genitals.
Ichigo looked all over her. "Your ass got fatter, Orihime." Ichigo pointed out with a smirk. Orihime blushed even more.
*PAK!*
"Ahnn!!!~" Orihime squealed as Ichigo slapped it. Ichigo smirked while his hands were squeezing it.
"Soft." Ichigo muttered and slapped it lightly before walking away from her. Ichigo arrived in front of Nanao who was looking at him with pure fear in her eyes.
"I heard that you're from the Ise Clan. I also heard they have a curse called the Ise Curse. Any husband of the women from Ise Clan who joins the Ise Clan will die an early death. Am I right? " Ichigo asked her. Nanao gulped and nodded slowly. Ichigo chuckled.
"I'm just here to remind you that I don't give a shit about no shitty curse. I'll make you mine someday and you're going to love it, Nanao. " Ichigo grinned menacingly at her. He walked past her, but stopped and looked back at her.
" I forgot. " He whispered. He slapped her plump ass.
*PAK!!*
"NNH!!!~" Nanao moaned but covered her mouth to muffle it.
"That's for taking advantage of me and Yachiru's trust." Ichigo muttered before walking towards Isane.
" Isane. Isane. " Ichigo muttered her name. Isane looked up and gulped. She couldn't handle his intense gaze so she closed her eyes and looked away.
" Look at me, Isane. " Ichigo growled. He cupped her face with one of his hands. He turned her face so that she was facing him.
Isane reluctantly opened her eyes and looked into his brown ones.
"There. Was it really that hard to look at a man in the eyes? Or are you just scared that I'm taller than you? " Ichigo whispered. Isane blushed.
" It's neither of that." She muttered. Ichigo smiled.
"You have a really nice body, Isane. Toned, big boobs, nice ass as well....." Ichigo muttered while looking over her.
"You should be proud of what you have, Isane. Not the opposite." Ichigo muttered. Isane blushed even more.
"Promise me you're gonna take good care of Yachiru and the child when I'm not around to do that." Ichigo told her. Before Isane could even answer, Ichigo groped her butt and started squeezing it.
" Ahhn~" Isane moaned softly. Ichigo smirked and squeezed it some more.
"Will you fo that for me, Isane? I'll give you a big reward if you do that for me. " Ichigo promised. Isane nodded.
" Y-yes. I promise. " Ichigo nodded. He lightly smacked her ass, making her moan louder a little.
"Thank you." Ichigo thanked her before walking towards Soifon. Soifon narrowed her eyes.
"Back away from me, Ichigo! I refuse to be treated like some object!" Soifon shouted. Ichigo glared at her.
"Be quiet or I'll jam my dick into your mouth right in front of all of them. " Ichigo threatened. Soifon gulped and nodded. Ichigo grabbed her hands and held them up. He looked over them with a frown. Her hands were full of scratches and burns.
" What happened? " Ichigo asked her. Soifon didn't answer.
" I said.. what happened? " Ichigo gritted his teeth and raised his Reiatsu pressure. Soifon started sweating.
" How can we love each other if we can't trust each other?" Ichigo asked her.
" I.... I got injured while I was trying to complete my Shunkō. " Soifon started explaining.
" I call it the Mukyū Shunkō. I tried making the Reiatsu I emit revolve around her like a vortex indefinitely, but I lost focus and now I have all of these. " Soifon muttered. Ichigo sighed.
" Thank you for telling me. But why didn't you ask me for help or anyone in that matter? " Ichigo asked her. Soifon gulped.
" I wanted to prove that I can get stronger without someone's help. Guess I thought wrong. " She grumbled.
" Next time, I will join you when you're completing your Shunkō. No excuses, Soifon. You're too careless for your own good. " Ichigo decided and walked away. He then looked at the girls all around him.
" If I were another person I would've lost my mind and kill all of you, no matter if you're a girl or not. Actually, if I didn't have any control over my body I would've done what I said I would. " Ichigo told them. He glared at them menacingly.
" Next time, don't mess with a pregnant woman's man, especially a man that could kill you with one swipe at your neck with his hands. I don't like pranks, I never did. I honestly expected the Shinigami Women's Association to be more mature than the Men's Association. Guess something's are out of your control. " Ichigo looked at Nanao who was rubbing her butt while hissing a little.
" Next time, think before you jump off the cliff. Or else I'll get all of you pregnant like I did with her." Ichigo threatened them. They nodded out of fear. Ichigo then looked at Unohana.
" After you get them some new clothes. Do you want to go get something to eat?" Ichigo asked her. Unohana nodded.
"Good. I'll be off clearing my head now. I've had enough bullshit for one day." Ichigo grumbled and exited the bright room. Unohana sighed and looked at the girls.
" Girls, I taught you this rule. What do you do when you get your boyfriend mad?" Unohana asked them. The Shinigami Women's Association looked down and blushed.
"You give him a big fat kiss as an apology." They muttered feeling embarrassed already. The girls who aren't in the association blushed at the rule. Unohana smiled and nodded.
"Good. Stay here, I'll go get you some fresh clothes." Unohana exited the room. Orihime looked around.
"So we're just not going to talk about how Ichigo has two eyes in one socket now? " Orihime asked them. Rukia groaned and palmed her face.
" Not now, Orihime. He let us slide. We should reflect on our actions together. "
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The next day.....
Ichigo and Yamamoto were in a bright room. The room had two sofas in it. They were sitting on them.
" So you get her pregnant while I'm not looking. Do you feel proud of what you did?" Yamamoto asked him. Ichigo grinned.
" Hell yeah. " Ichigo answered. Yamamoto slammed his cane onto the ground.
"You're a 15 year old! You're not supposed to be a father at that age!" Yamamoto scolded. Ichigo held up his hand.
" Look old man, if you're going to tell me about how I should be normal and act like my age, save it. I'm not hearing that." Ichigo leaned forward and stared into Yamamoto's eyes.
"You will not scold me for the actions that me and Yachiru did on purpose." Ichigo added. Yamamoto shook his head.
" We're a year and nine months away from the biggest war the Soul Society has ever witnessed since a thousand years ago. And you got the best healer in the Gotei 13 pregnant. Who's going to take over her duties when she's holding all of that in her? " Yamamoto asked. Ichigo rolled his eyes.
" You're acting like Isane can't replace her temporarily." Ichigo answered him. Yamamoto pinched the bridge of his nose.
" Like I said, her mental capabilities and her ability to adapt—
"Will not be a problem if she has guidance from Yachiru herself." Ichigo interrupted. Yamamoto's eye twitched in annoyance.
"I'm supposed to be the Captain Commander here, boy! " Yamamoto grumbled. Ichigo sighed.
" The problem is already solved, gramps. So stop making a big fuzz about it." Ichigo muttered.
"What about the Quincy? What will you do about them? " Yamamoto asked him. Ichigo hummed.
" We'll make a cover up story. Unohana broke both legs while she was climbing mountains one day. She will be recovering at an undisclosed location which is going to be in this building we're in. " Ichigo answered. Yamamoto widened his eyes.
" That....That could work. But they will definitely suspect something." Yamamoto replied to him.
"And they can't do anything about it because Yhwach has not regained his strength yet. 2 more years before he does, remember? They can't just rush the invasion when he is still powerless." Ichigo answered quickly. Yamamoto nodded while rubbing his beard.
" It's decided then. Captain Unohana will be staying here while Lieutenant Isane replaces her as Captain of the 4th division temporarily until she gives birth snd recover. " Yamamoto declared. Ichigo smiled.
" And Ichigo, have you decided on a name for the child yet?" Yamamoto asked him. Ichigo laughed.
" We don't even know the gender yet! " Ichigo answered while laughing. Yamamoto was speechless.
" Oh.... Will you have a gender reveal party? I think it was a recent tradition in the human world. " He asked him. Ichigo hummed.
" I don't know. I haven't asked Yachiru yet. She probably wouldn't want it though, because it'll attract unwanted attention and we do not need that right now." Ichigo answered. Yamamoto remained silent.
" You may leave now, Ichigo. I have my own training to do." Yamamoto told him. Ichigo went to the door and put his hand on the handle.
"One last thing before I go, gramps. When you fight Yhwach. Don't hold anything back, finish him quickly. That guy survived you in your Bankai. Who knows what else he can do. " Ichigo told him before exiting the room, leaving Yamamoto in his own thoughts.
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"Hmmm.... Iphones...
To be continued....
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