Chapter 13: Chapter 13
'... she has that crazy look in her eyes again.'
{Don't look at me, I'm not the one who's at fault here.}
'Well … I kind of like it, to be honest.'
{Don't take this in a wrong way, but you're weird.}
'... Ouch, that one hurt.'
"Well then, uhm, if jellybeans are of the table, how about you teach me how to fight?"
"Teach you how to fight, as a treat?"
"... Exactly! Now that I have my sweets secured, I can't really think of something else to ask."
"There aren't really any fighting styles for monster's, you know … actually, what even is that thing?"
'Shit. I Can't tell her about the runes...'
{But you can tell her about me, dumbass.}
'Now that was just mean.'
{… Ok, that may be true, I … uhm, I apologize … Wow! that's a really weird thing to say.}
"Oh … that is called a Khanivore apparently, pretty cool name right?"
"And how do you know that?"
"Uhm … well, my instincts told me to transform into it a while ago, you could say I know it from there."
"Even so, how could I teach you anything? Wait … don't tell me you want to learn as a kid."
"... and why exactly shouldn't I learn as a kid?"
"Oh, I don't know, maybe because I don't particularly like punching, kicking and grappling those before adolescence?"
"Aha, don't worry then … you couldn't touch me even if you wished."
"Oh? Full of ourselves, aren't we?"
"No no … just realistic, really."
"Alright, let's make a deal then, tomorrow we spar, and if by some miracle I can't even touch you, you win."
"What are the odds?"
"For one day, the loser has to do what the winner says."
'Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.'
"I don't know Romanoff, seems a bit low, how about a week?" I said, with the most arrogant expression I could muster on my face.
"... Deal." She said, full on smirking, before putting her arm forward for a handshake.
I responded by doing the same, and shaking her hand … only to let mine pass through hers at the last moment, thanks to my [Ghostly form].
"... You're an asshole, you know that right?"
"With all my being … can't wait to see you tomorrow!"
After that, I transformed back into a raven and flew to Wanda's welcoming shoulder, only to see her stare curiously at me.
"What?"
"You can be pretty evil sometimes, you know that right?"
"Me! Evil! I could never … ok maybe, just maybe on the weekends … and weekdays sometimes, but only on Mondays! and four more other days that really nobody cares about. You know what? How dare you make such preposterous accusations you witch, maybe you're the evil one!"
"Oh, I can be evil alright, and could show you … but just as a heads up, you are going to cling to me whilst telling me you're sorry for a few hours afterwards … maybe a day."
"... Please don't."
"Don't worry, I won't … actually, if you continue being a good boy, I'll make sure you'll cling to me out of happiness." She said, muttering those last words slowly and quietly, with a small smile on her face.
{Oh, I see, interesting … so basically, you're done for either way.}
'... oh gee, thanks for the sarcastic remark."
{Anytime my dear!}
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The flight was long, and boring for the most part, but eventually we got to the Avengers compound.
'Ok, this is way better than a tree hollow.'
{I don't know man, the tree was kind of homelier.}
'You have weird tastes in home design.'
{Meh, maybe.}
Right now, I had the appearance of a small black snake which stayed coiled up in Wanda's lap, because being a crow which could not fly for hours on hours was getting pretty annoying, for whatever reason ... and because she almost immediately started petting me once I slithered my way down there, so I just couldn't get out.
'Well, now that I think about it, I could have flown, because relativity and all, but even so, I meant an open space, not an enclosed one.
{You still could, having super speed translates to having super flight, at least in your case, so losing the jet was practically impossible.}
'Why didn't you tell me earlier?'
{You didn't ask.}
'But you corrected me now?'
{Of course I did, that's my job.}
The sun was long gone, and almost all of us were tired, so there was a silent agreement to sleep now, and talk tomorrow.
Our rooms were already assigned, well, except for mine and Wanda's, because you know, they didn't know I existed, and she was an enemy … but that got quickly resolved.
But before I could place my now childlike hand on the door handle, Wanda suddenly questioned:
"Where are you going?"
"Uhm, to sleep in my room, why?"
"Oh, nothing … funnily enough, there is a synonym for "my room" in Sokovian that not that many people know about, you want to hear it?"
"... sure."
"It's "get your shapeshifting ass in here right now, Victor"."
"... Yes Ma'am."
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