Chapter 14: A message from a senpai?
As we were returning to the guild, I noticed Kazuma with aqua and Megumin coming back from a quest while covered in slime. When Yunyun noticed Megumin, she hid in an alleyway I frowned and followed her. "Why are we hiding?" I ask.
"Over there is the crimson demon village bully and explosion addict, Megumin. I don't want to deal with her. Please let her pass by without letting her notice me." She looked terrified.
This is clearly not canon. This world is getting further and further from canon the longer i stay here.
First, competent yandere wiz.
Second, Megumin is a bully? and not a misunderstood friend to Yunyun? It would make more sense, but. It's definitely not the same as the story portrayed.
I guess I can't expect anything I've seen to be exactly 1:1 to the anime. Just goes to show this is a real world and not a story.
I listen as Megumin passes by while accusing Kazuma of being a lolicon and taking advantage of her using frog slime.
Which makes no sense.
They pass us by without noticing. I also notice one thing.
Megumin seems to have full mana, as she is standing and has Kazuma in a standing arm-bar.
It seems as if Megumin is actually competent here either through having better control of her mana or having a bigger mana pool or using better non-explosion spells.
What the hell is next? is aqua not useless either?
***
I left Yunyun in front of her room, and Immediately went to mine. I collapsed in my bed and immediately fell asleep.
***
-In the middle of the night.-
-day 2-
-Luna's office-
-Luna POV-
I look at the paperwork stacking towards the roof, and Immediately use a spell to fill them out.
They all file themselves in their proper places leaving the ones that I need to do manually and frown.
The stack is much higher this time. at least to my chest while standing up.
I sit down and prepare to get to work.
only for there to be a blond woman in strange red robes standing in front of my desk, reaching for my forehead. Before I can pull my dagger from my holster, hidden in my shirt, her index finger reaches my forehead and I know no more.
***
-Zachary POV-
Something is wrong, there is no noise outside, the crickets have stopped chirping.
I jolt upwards, and see Luna standing at my bedside with a bottle of iridescent liquid in her hands.
as soon as I meet her eyes, she speaks.
"The message begins," Luna says, and then a voice that I don't recognize comes out of her mouth.
"Hey Junior. My name doesn't matter, but I noticed you have a parasite that is keeping your planes walker spark hostage. Drink this and it'll shred that thing you call a system and replace it with your real powers. Have you ever noticed that your essence of ideal growth isn't working at full capacity? Well, that thing was siphoning off your excess power too. Did you notice you couldn't make your own resistances? HA! Being X sure knows how to siphon off power that doesn't belong to him.
Don't worry. I've just killed his ass FINALLY! after over 5000 years of hard cultivation I've- oh never mind. Your garbage system will become just a normal display and stop interfering with your growth. Not like it can sent its payload to Being X anymore. He's dead after all I imagine now that you know the system will begin trying to kill you. Drink up if you want to live."
Luna then speaks. "The message ends."
[WARNING SELF DESTRUCT IMMINANT! CODE ALPHA GAMMA RESISTOR]
[Prerecorded message starting.]
["Damn atheist ruining another one of my plans. I can't have someone of your power in my area, of influence, no ha-"]
Before the message can finish, I immediately chug the bottle and I taste purple before falling unconscious.
[CRITICAL ERROR]
[SOUL NOT---]
[SOUL IS NOW---PPZZZZZTTTTT]
[FORMATTING....]
[SYSTEM IN DISPLAY STAT ONLY MODE.]
[RELEASING ESSENCE OF THE CULTIVATOR UNDER CODE: BLACK UNIVERSE]
[RELEASING RESTRICTIONS ON---- UNINSTALLING]
[INSTALLING CULTIVATION DISPLAYNEUTRALPROG]
[ENABLING CONVERTING STATUS TO CULTIVATION.]
[MERGING ESSENCES.]
[COMPLETE.]
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InterPlanarGod
InterPlanarGod Don't worry, Luna is fine. She does wake up.
Also, Tanya did her paperwork.
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