"*%!God!$$$#$!"
"What is this impudent thing saying!" as I open my mouth to eat him I feel something slip onto my neck "@*!#*!*!#" a different looking possession says hmm I really don't remember adding this thing into my inventory "Noisy creatures I say" I turn back to see a small feeble creature with a blue glow surrounding it. I turn around and open my mouth to eat this possession. It shoots neon blue lights at me! "@%^!" "@%^!" It yells but I still eat it! Quite crunchy I think as I look around I see 2 other weird looking possessions I don't remember adding into my inventory with a weird blue glow coming from them "@#!@" one of them says as he runs and another just stands there. I look at them for a split second before opening my jaws and breathing fire at them! (Like a typical fire dragon would)
"!$*!@$*GOD!*#@#*@*#!"
"What do you want from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I swiftly crack my head back to face the possession that calls me god as I gaze upon at least 1, 2, 30, 98, 213 possessions kowtowing towards me "GOD!@#!$!" as I try to decipher what it says I remember translation magic from before my nap! "@GOD%" A white light shines out. . . "these invader bastards they dare steal your pla-" "THEY DARE STEAL FROM ME!?!?!?" as the whole world rumbles as it feels my voice. "God I implore you to take that slave collar from your neck!" the possession says trembling. "SLAVE COLLAR!?!?!" I yell out the possession and faints as the collar around my neck explodes!
(Invader emperor perspective)
"Y-y-your m-majesty" the messenger manages to mutter out "raise your head and speak." i say the messenger shudders as he delivers the news "Your wife, her highness the queen, has died!" "WHAT!" I bellow out ". . ." the throne room quiet as I echo "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE SHE WAS EQUIPPED WITH THE FINEST FORCEFIELD TECHNOLOGY!" I snap to the mage on my left. He looks like he's 70 with a fine white beard. I then snapped to the knight on my right. He looked like he was in his 60s, they looked away as I looked at them! "Kill this jester!" I order as 2 knights grab the messenger away "NO WAIT YOUR MAJESTY PLEASE I WAS JUST D-" the door cuts him off. "FIND WHERE SHE WAS LAST KILL WHATEVER IS THERE!" I order, enraged I rub my forehead. "I have been alive for 51 years with her." I say "These native bastards it must be them can't they just accept when they are beat!" The knight on my right says ". . ." The mage looks at me then says "I fe-" RUMBLE* "SHIT WHAT!" I panicked, after a few seconds the earthquake subsided. "What was that?" I turn to the mage who is now sweating profusely "We must hide sir something is coming!" My mage says he looks like he's preparing a spell RUMBLE* this time the air seemed to quiver in fear CRASH* I look over to see my knight Oliver or what's left of him only his legs like his upper body was bit clean off CRASH* this time it was behind me but I seemed to teleport before anything happened. Plop* I fall onto my bottom "Your majesty look" my mage says as I turn around "MY CITY MY CAPITAL MY CASTLE!!!"I yell as I see it, a gigantic red lizard with wings the size of the capital sits there destroying the place
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