Chapter 89: Mini Side story Part-Two
I never planned to ever upload this Mini story as I thought it wasn't really good, but since I won't be back for quite a while I'll give it to you guys anyway.
Please Enjoy...
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Deadpool found himself surrounded by a swirl of colours, feeling disoriented and slightly nauseous.
As the whirlwind of lights subsided, he stumbled onto solid ground and looked around, only to find that everything seemed... different. He scratched his head, looking at the unfamiliar cityscape around him.
"Hey, where the heck am I?" Deadpool mumbled to himself, adjusting his mask as he took in the bizarre surroundings.
The buildings were taller and sleeker than he was used to, and the sky had an otherworldly tint to it. He shrugged. "Eh, must be Tuesday."
As he wandered the unfamiliar streets, Deadpool couldn't shake the feeling that something was off.
People were giving him strange looks, "Oh, great! Another alternate reality thingy? At least it's not zombies this time."
Suddenly, a voice echoed through the air, accompanied by a mischievous giggle. "Well, well, what do we have here? A new face in town?"
Deadpool spun around, his swords at the ready, only to find himself face-to-face with a woman in a red and black jester outfit.
She had a wild look in her eyes and a baseball bat slung over her shoulder. "And who might you be, gorgeous?" he asked with a flirtatious grin under the mask.
The woman's lips curled into a wicked smile. "Harley Quinn, at your service. And don't you forget it, Red!"
Deadpool's eyes lit up with recognition. "Harley Quinn, huh? This must be Gotham City!" He pumped his fist in excitement. "Oh boy, I've always wanted to visit! Got any recommendations for good eats and places to murder—I mean, sightsee?"
Harley giggled again, twirling her bat. "Oh, you're a funny one, ain't ya? We're gonna get along just fine." She winked at him.
"As for eats, you gotta try the Joker Fish Tacos. And for sightseeing, well, you can't beat a tour of Arkham Asylum."
Deadpool scratched his chin thoughtfully. "Joker Fish Tacos, huh? Do they come with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of insanity?"
Harley cackled, clapping her hands. "You catch on quick, sugar! Now, what's a guy like you doing in a place like this?"
Deadpool shrugged dramatically. "Oh, you know me, just your friendly neighbourhood mercenary extraordinaire "Deadpool", I was in the middle of a job, and my teleporter went haywire. Happens to the best of us. Now that I'm here, though, I might as well make the most of it."
Harley's eyes gleamed mischievously. "I like the way you think, Deadpool. How 'bout you and me go wreak some havoc together? I've been itching for some fun."
Deadpool twirled one of his swords in his hand. "Havoc, chaos, and mayhem? Sounds like my kind of party!"
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Deadpool and Harley Quinn, the dynamic duo, had a night of shenanigans ahead of them.
They leapt off the rooftop and onto the bustling Gotham streets. Their first stop? The Iceberg Lounge, a notorious nightclub owned by the Penguin.
As they entered the club, Deadpool whispered to Harley, "So, what's our game plan, Harley? Are we here to dance, drink, or... steal some ice cubes?"
Harley grinned, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "Oh, we're here for a little bit of everything, Pool'! But first, let's make an entrance."
*Bang!!!*
Without missing a beat, Deadpool activated a smoke bomb in one hand while Harley detonated a confetti cannon in the other.
As the smoke cleared and confetti rained down, they struck dramatic poses, earning stunned looks from the clubgoers.
"Surprise, surprise, everyone!" Deadpool announced. "The party just got crazier!"
Without missing a beat, Deadpool pointed to the dance floor and declared, "Ladies and gentlemen, behold, the world's greatest dance-off, starring yours truly and the Queen of Chaos herself, Harley Quinn!"
The crowd erupted into cheers as they made their way to the dance floor.
Deadpool attempted some wild dance moves that looked like he was trying to outrun a swarm of bees, while Harley showcased her unique style, including cartwheels and moonwalking in stiletto heels.
Between dance-offs, Deadpool approached a group of patrons and said, "You know what's the secret to my dance moves? Two left feet. Literally." He then proceeded to do a comically exaggerated two-step dance that had everyone in stitches.
Meanwhile, Harley had convinced the bartender to create a "Harley Special" cocktail, which turned out to be a neon-green concoction with a mini jester's hat.
She took a sip and exclaimed, "Woo-wee! Tastes like my childhood dreams... and maybe a hint of Bombay."
As the night wore on, Deadpool and Harley decided to take their antics to the next level.
They grabbed microphones and hijacked the stage, performing an impromptu karaoke session.
Deadpool belted out "Bohemian Rhapsody" while Harley rocked the stage with her rendition of "Sweet Child o' Mine," complete with air guitar and wild twirls.
Their antics caught the attention of the Penguin, who stormed onto the stage in frustration.
Deadpool turned to him and remarked, "Whoa, who invited the angry bird to the party? Did we forget to RSVP to the umbrella club?"
Harley chimed in, "Relax, Mr. Penguin, we were just here to make your lounge a bit more... explosive!"
With that, Deadpool pulled out a rubber chicken and started squawking like a maniac.
But soon after it exploded in a spectacle of Yellow and red glitter.
Harley joined in the madness, and soon the whole club erupted into laughter.
"Haaaaaaaaaarley!!!...What are you doofuse's waiting for, go after them."
With their distraction complete, Deadpool and Harley made a hasty exit, leaving behind an angry long-nosed munchkin.
As they walked down the dimly lit Gotham streets, Harley turned to Deadpool, her eyes dancing with mischief.
"What's next, Wildcard?"
Deadpool grinned."How 'bout we pull a little prank on our Bat-friend? I've always wanted to mess with that giant flashlight of his."
"Ha-ha-ha the more time we spend together the more I'm starting to like Ya Red"
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After a few hours of them going absolutely crazy around Gotham City, they decided to finally end the night there as Deadpools teleporter was now fully operational.
They pranked the Batman, painted the town red (and black), and even managed to sneak into an Auction ball, disguising themselves as a wealthy couple and steal a couple thousand worth of diamonds.
As the night came to a close, Deadpool and Harley found themselves perched on a rooftop, overlooking the cityscape. "You know, Wildcard'," Harley said with a wistful sigh, "this might just be the start of a beautiful friendship."
Deadpool raised an eyebrow. "Friendship? Don't you mean something... spicier?"
Harley playfully punched his arm. "Oh, you!" She leaned in closer. "But seriously, I think we make a killer team. What do you say we keep this craziness going?"
Deadpool nodded in agreement. "Or a totally chaotic, unpredictable, and slightly insane partnership. Either way, count me in!"
But as they shared a moment of camaraderie, Deadpool couldn't help but feel a twinge of jealousy.
He'd heard Harley mention a certain "Jayden" earlier.
"Hey, Harley," he began, trying to sound casual, "this Jayden guy you mentioned earlier, he's just a friend, right?"
Harley grinned mischievously, noticing Deadpool's jealousy.
"Oh, Jayden? He's my boyfriend. Sorry to break it to ya Red, but this amazing white ass belongs to another. But don't worry, sugar, you're still my partner in crime for tonight!"
"He's one lucky Man!" Deadpool though as there weren't many women who could keep up with him, so this Jayden guy must be pretty special.
"You know, Harley, if you ever find yourself in my universe, I'll make sure you get the best chimichangas you've ever had. Deal?"
Harley's eyes sparkled with mischief. "You got yourself a deal, Wildcard! And no take back's either..."
Deadpool and Harley grabbed their tacos and clicked them together like they were toasting beers.
"To Jason Stamos and americas Ass!" Deadpool declared.
Harley joined in, "To a night we'll never forget!"
They took a bite of their tacos, and the flavours exploded in their mouths like a fireworks display of madness.
As they savoured the twisted concoctions, they sat on the rooftop, looking out over the city.
The first rays of dawn painted the Gotham skyline with hues of orange and pink.
Deadpool and Harley watched in silence, enjoying the peaceful moment after there night of fun.
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