Chapter 103: Babies don't come from Birds????????
The next morning
Mei and Bullet were staring at the ceiling with messy hair in a daze.
It was silent for a long time before Bullet coughed, "Hungry…?" Mei swallowed and nodded, "Mhm." Bullet laid there and licked his lips, "Me too." they both laid there for a few more minutes before Mei asked, "Wanna do it again?"
Bullet didn't say anything and flipped on top of her, she blushed shyly and smiled slightly, "Be gentle…" Bullet's brain overheated in an instant.
A week went by just like that.
Bullet was sitting in class, scratching his head wondering what a condom was and why he had to wear one… He asked Aizawa and he got a fierce beating, Aizawa really did beat him!
He had to go see Recovery Girl.
She explained everything and Bullet was so shocked, his soul almost flew out of his body.
Babies?!
He thought babies came from birds!
He told Recovery Girl this and she laughed as he explained that a bird drops a baby off and then the people take care of it. She laughed so hard, she started crying.
Bullet was distressed. Recovery Girl just explained to him that he needed to do this and that wear this and that make sure of this and that.
A lot of explaining!
So now Bullet was here staring at a book in a daze with bloodshot eyes, Jiro leaned over and asked "Hey. What's up with you today?" Bullet blurted out loudly with shock, "Did you know?! Babies don't come from birds!"
Everyone in the class looked over, completely dumbfounded!
Midnight froze and Jiro laughed twice, "Haha. Excuse me?"
Bullet waved his arms and said in shock "Recovery Girl say Bullet wrong! Bullet thought bird drop off baby, let parents take care! Not true! Bullet almost dad!"
Momo spat out and covered her mouth, Midnight was completely dumbfounded as everyone stared at Bullet with bulging eyes.
Katsuki kicked his feet up, smirking "Heh… You snooze you lose, nerds." Izuku turned to him and asked "What does that mean?" Katsuki paused and Toru fainted in shame.
There was a bang as her head hit the desk and everyone stared at them with wide eyes.
Midnight was shocked to the core!
These little guys are so bold?!
Her first time was in her third year! She broke up with that guy a long time ago though. Now she was single. Denki turned to Midnight stiffly, pointing a trembling finger at them, "M-M-M-M-M-Midnight s-se-sensei…?"
Midnight was overwhelmed, she was an R-Rated Hero! But the Birds and the Bees wasn't her teaching area! Everyone turned to her and she shivered "C-Class Dismissed!" before walking out of the room quickly.
Izuku froze up and said "Haha? You guys are joking, right?" Bullet tilted his head, asking in confusion "Joke? What joke? This serious! Recovery Girl say very easy to have baby, accident very easy to happen! Happen all the time. Bullet lucky no accident!" he let out a breath, sighing "Too early, Bullet don't know, see kid, get scared now!"
Mina swayed and walked to the door, smashing into the wall face first and falling back, fainting.
Izuku was stiff waddling away, like a statue asking "O-O-O-O-O-Ochako, d-d-d-d-d-d-do you w-w-w-want t-t-t-to e-e-e-e-eat lu-lu-lunch e-e-e-early?" Ochako said stiffly "O-O-O-O-O-OKAY." as the duo waddled out of the classroom, both frozen like statues.
Bullet was confused and asked "What wrong?" Momo slapped his shoulder, saying with swirling eyes, "This private. Not supposed to say!" Bullet was dumbfounded, freezing up, as he chuckled mechanically "HA. HA. BULLET MAKE JOKE. HA. HA."
The rest of the class left the classroom in a daze.
Bullet recovered and walked to Katsuki, asking "You know condom? What is?" Katsuki stared at him in shock "YOU DON'T KNOW?!" Bullet replied helplessly, "Never heard before! You tell." Katsuki stared at him, dumbfounded "It's…"
A while later
Bullet was holding a box with Midnight on it. She was giving a thumbs up with a wink. This was apparently a very lucrative ad deal for Midnight… She wasn't a prude but explaining everything to kids, she couldn't do it…
Bullet put the box in a drawer in his room and forgot about it. He didn't understand what privacy was exactly… He just said whatever came to mind.
Mei didn't really care about it either, she was too busy remodeling his costume. She got a call from her mother asking if it was true and Mei said "YEP!" before going back to work. Mio's lips twitched as she looked at the phone, sighing helplessly "Well, use protection…" Mei's voice came out, "Alright! I'll be pregnant in three years though. Bye mom!" before she hung up.
Mio pursed her lips, it was funny to her but at the same time… Mio sighed sadly. Kei was not happy with this shocking revelation, but he was also helpless.
Mio just let her be… She vaguely understood that Mei felt she was running out of time, she wanted to live to the fullest without regrets before she died… Mio was happy to hear she was happy but… it was a more sad thing than anything…
She just sighed to herself sadly.
A few days later
Everyone got over it and didn't care anymore.
Today~
Aizawa stood at the front of the room and looked at the class. Bullet in a daze as usual, Momo giving her full attention, Shoto seemingly asleep, Izuku scribbling furiously, Katsuki kicking his feet up and glaring at him…
Everything was back to normal!
Weekly Power Status
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Ranking 
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