Chapter 16: 014
SPLATTER!!!
Inky blood splattered and spread around the area as Metal Bat stared at the person that helped him.
"Who are you?!" He asked as he saw a Bald guy in a silly costume standing on the ground with his body covered in Blood (Ink).
[The Author frowns and furrows his brows before smirking, His eyes flashed like lightning]
The ground suddenly started rumbling and Metal Bat freaked out.
"What the hell is happening!!!" He shouted as several pen monsters fell from the sky.
"If they're falling from the sky then why is the ground shaking??!!" Metal Bat shouted as he encased his sister in his hands.
Saitama on the other hand stared into the sky with a blank expression on his face.
"If I were to stop these Pen Monsters, Would it count as a Bad guy?" He wondered and then just shrugged his shoulders and then balled his fist.
👊 👊 👊!!!
The entire sky lit up with a shockwave as the pen monsters burst open. Metal Bat couldn't believe he stood in the presence of such a strong person.
The ground below Metal Bat cracked as a giant pen monster shot out of the ground, In the next instant, Saitama shot through the air and picked up Metal Bat and the little girl.
"Alright Civilian, Run off with your sister and let me handle this," Saitama said, His face suddenly turning serious as he turned around and slammed his palm into the monster's face.
✋✋✋✋!!!
An explosion occured as Saitama's palm made contact with the pen monster, It's body and blood were blown away leaving only ash and a crater.
Metal Bat stared at the Bald Hero with his hand on his mouth.
"Umm... Did you piss yourself?" Saitama asks suddenly while looking at Metal Bat.
Metal Bat stared at him in shock and then looked at his trouser, Liquid kept flooding out.
"Well, I'm going to leave you here," Saitama said and then shot into the air, creating another crater.
Metal Bat looked at the disappearing silhouette of the hero and sighed.
"That guy is super strong, Why am I just encountering Strong dudes left and right?" He wondered as he looked at his Sister who had long since fainted, "I feel super unlucky,"
[The Author grits his teeth and throws his pen down in annoyance]
"I'm gonna go now," Metal Bat said.
--- 2 DAYS LATER---
"Yay, You're finally taking me out on a date!" Anna exclaimed as she held my hand while we walked down the street.
"Actually, This isn't a date, You only said that you want to accompany me on my shopping," I said, earning a smack from the girl.
"It's a Date," She said, "Now where should we stop first?"
Her eyes glistened as they dropped on a Restaurant, A Five Star Restaurant.
'No, Please Don't,'
"Let's go there," Anna said and dragged me along with her Superhuman strength.
"But I wanted to buy new clothes for training!" I yelped but she turned a deaf ear to my plea and ran straight for the restaurant.
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"That dress will look great on you," I said, wiping the sweat on my Forehead.
"You think so, I guess it's because it really accentuates my Boobies, Don't you think so?" Anna asked with hearts in her eyes.
We were currently at the mall, in the dressing area.
'This girl! She has average boobies, What does she want me to say?'
"You don't really have big boobs," I muttered and it seemed that I triggered an explosive.
Her aura doubled and I could feel it. Quickly, I searched my memories for any hope of averting the crisis.
The ground under her began to crack...
"Hey, They aren't big..."
They cracked even more...
"But I love them just the way they are," I said, putting out a classy corny line, "And I like you, just the way you are,"
Her aura was instantly suppressed and a chill went up my spine as a Smile crossed her face.
She flung herself at me.
"Thank You!" She exclaimed as she wrapped around me.
The men in the vicinity were giving me the dead eye.
'Why would he tell his Girlfriend that she doesn't have big boobs? Does he want to end us?'
'I feel like smacking this guy across the face for his stupidity,'
'What average boobs? He's very lucky, That girl has... E-cups, Such a dork,'
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Yup, This GI is manly enough for my training. It was Black with red vertical stripes...
"That GI looks stupid," She said, "Go and change,"
"But Red Vertical stripes mean Superiority," I said but would Anna listen.
"I said go and change, I don't want you looking like a hooligan," Anna said and then pointed at the Changing room.
"Yes, Mam," I said while lowering my head and entering the changing room.
Even Super Strong People were powerless against the women they loved.
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Author's Note:
Yo, Kris here. It took me an Hour to finish up this Chapter, I don't know when the Next chapter will be out, Probably when I have time but stick with me until next month okay.
My legs make it hard for me to focus on Chapters so please understand and don't berate me.
I hope the Writing Quality is still up to your standards, and please give this book a lot of ratings.
Thanks for your Support.
Kris.
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