Chapter 1: Chapter 1
A/N i began writing without chatgpt at first. i gave up and picked it up again when i wanted to do an experiment with chatgpt. i never had the ambition to make this perfect, but i will at least try to make it good.
Fang Yuan laughed ruthlessly as he said:" Star Constellation Immortal Venerable, I am going to kill all of Heavenly Court's Gu Immortals now. Come stop me if you can!"
(End of chapter 2334 of Reverend insanity)
'Where is the next chapter button?' Reinhard's immersion and anticipation was replaced by anxiety when he searched for hope in the chapter index. 'Please don't let it be the end. Dear author, don't be an ass and let us readers off on a cliffhanger.'
His heart fell as his eyes lingered on one simple phrase.
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"Nooooo.", Reinhard slammed his fists against the table. "Just when it reached the climax. I am thoroughly disappointed, and my day is ruined."
He scrolled past the recommendation section right to the comment section. HE already knew that 'immortal ascension into the nine heavens', 'Interdimensional chat group of the harem king' and the likes were not worth wasting his time just by looking at the titles.
'Will I drown in boredom, now that I have nothing to read anymore? I already read all the isekai novels that my sister recommended me just because the anime was good.'
HE started to read.
COMMENTS
(>w>) - DaoMaster923
It is such a pity that this masterpiece has come to a halt, because the CCP deemed it as 'too violent' aka too thought inspiring for their citizens to read. Damn it.
Reinhard couldn't believe his eyes. Yet again it was the CCP who played the role of the bully in this world.
In his anger, he lost himself furiously typing in all the human rights abuses, environmental damage and countless of other unmoral antiques tied to the CCP he could think of.
Even if it is not really a review for this novel, he felt proud of the 400-word long paragraph he has written in his frenzy.
Just as he was about to press 'publish comment' an all-engulfing light enveloped his very being, robbing him of all his senses step by step.
He couldn't even react before he lost consciousness.
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In an unknown place.
"We have successfully censored the most recent threat, my lord. It was even more effective than we thought. Their complete existence war erased."
"Good." A deep voice came from the back of a swivel chair. "But use it no more. This brand-new method must be kept hidden from our enemies. We would not like them to shit their pants by the mere thought of us being capable of such feat."
A screen beamed on, facing the person on the swivel chair. "Let's resort to our more traditional methods for now."
"As you wish my lord."
As the subordinate left the dimmed room, he could just faintly overhear his superior mumbling: "Entertain me, my dear chatterbox..."
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"It succeeded!"
"Of course, it would succeed. Why would a method, which was left behind by Thieving Heaven Demon Venerable not succeed?"
"Ah, but the whole formation is fading away! Everyone, try to retract the immortal Gu!"
"It's no use! They are turning into illusory light. These all are gathering around the center of the formation."
"This wasn't mentioned in the inheritance! Cancel this whole farce!"
A whole commotion began to brew around the soon-not-anymore immortal gu formation.
It took a moment for Reinhard to regain his senses. His whole body hurt like it was run over by a truck.
As the chaos subsided, an old man in ancient Chinese robes approached him with heavy steps. The gu immortal reached down to him and gripped his neck holding him high to the sky.
"Mortal, are you 'The Hope' of Thieving Heaven Demon Venerable? Because I strongly doubt it. You neither emit the strength, wisdom nor determination worthy of such a title. So, tell me: What are you?" Reinhard could literally suffocate in the fury of this elderly man.
In his stupidity, he was testing the patience of the fuming grandpa by letting his eyes wander around the room. They halted at the sight of a trio of people. A crying woman, a man frozen like a statue and a … Toad form Super Mario?
Noticing the mortal's mind wandering off topic, the old gu immortal only intensified his grip around his victim's vulnerable neck causing him to gasp for air. "Answer me, You. Damn. MAGGOT!"
The yelling caused Reinhard's ears to hurt. His thoughts grew increasingly incoherent as the panic
began taking roots. He only managed to let out one syllable with the last bits of air remaining in his lungs before his consciousness gave up.
"T-Toad..."
The eyes of 'Toad' contracted as he rushed to the scene and pushed both away from each other.
"Bu Lian land spirit! What in the name of heaven are you doing?" It could be felt that the fury in the air easily doubled.
Bu Lian land spirit crouched down to the coughing otherworldly demon, inspecting him.
"As your master, I order you to stand away!" The Gu immortal couldn't believe his mind when the land spirit solemnly said: "I believe this individual to be more qualified to be my master than master. I will have to investigate first. Please excuse me."
With that, the Bu Lian land spirit teleported away with Reinhard in his arms.
"You-" A hand was placed on the elder's shoulder. "Father, we have lost all our immortal gu due to the accident . To vent it out on the land spirit will only worsen our predicament, especially if that mortal really is going to..." Shang Shi's dried tears reminded him of reality.
"My dear daughter..." He collapsed onto his knees slamming his fists against the floor which resulted in visible cracks. "Damn the heavens! Even to this day Thieving Heaven Demon Venerable is stealing from us."
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In the ruins of a palace
When Reinhard regained consciousness, he found himself being healed by the dear attendant of Princess Peach from the Mushroom Kingdom.
"Good, you are awake." The land spirit stopped the green light emitting from his hands. His eyes went serious. "How do you know my real name?"
The room temperature fell by a few degrees. Reinhard gulped before instead of answering asked a question back. "You know Mario, Luigi and Princess Peach?"
"Yes, Yes, and totally Yes! Now tell me!"
Reinhard frowned. 'What the hell? Am I in a fever dream?' Toad slapped him on the face.
"Okey, Okey. I tell you." The pain convinced Reinhard that this wasn't a dream. "I know you from a game. Bowser had kidnapped you and the princess and we, playing as Mario, are supposed to free you."
This earned him a period of silence from the land spirit. Enough time to catch up with everything which has transpired so far. This started with a sudden realization.
'They called him Bu Lian land spirit… could it be…?' With eyes wide he stared at the mushroom man seemingly in deep thought.
"Do you know of Heavenly Court?" "So it was true. You're an otherworldly demon…" The words echoed across the room. Both parties were shocked by each other's words.
"HOW?" Toad took a step back, while Reinhard's face slowly twisted itself into a wide grin.
It was confirmed. He was in Reverend Insanity. Normally he would break into a panic, due to the worry about his mortality in this world. But this moment now was a chance to grab a whole blessed land for himself.
From this point on Reinhard stopped hesitating. "What is your condition for acknowledging me as your master?" Waiting for the flabbergasted land spirit to reply, he also added: "If I become your master, I'll explain."
As if becoming a NPC, Toad professionally returned his conditions. "Be an otherworldly demon who found a way to escape from this gu world."
[A/N: From this point on I gave up on writing this FF, but after a few weeks I wanted to try chat gpt and the following was the result]
The cool breeze whispered through the ancient ruins as Reinhard, the determined protagonist, stood before the mystical land spirit. With a resolute gaze, he began to speak, his voice echoing with unwavering conviction.
"Great land spirit," Reinhard began, his words carrying a blend of determination and passion. "I stand here before you, not as a supplicant, but as an individual with a vision—a vision to revolutionize our world."
The land spirit, a majestic being woven from the very essence of Toad's obsession, listened intently, its presence radiating a sense of wisdom and ancient power.
"I seek to reshape the very fabric of our existence," Reinhard continued. "No longer shall we be bound by the archaic notion of the strong devouring the weak. I believe in a world where every being has the right to live and lead a moral life."
He paused, gathering his thoughts before delving deeper into his ambition. "But to achieve this, we must confront the insidious force that holds us back—the will of heaven itself. It craves balance, but its pursuit of equilibrium destroys all surpluses, causing widespread suffering. It forces countless individuals into a desperate struggle for limited resources."
His words hung in the air, resonating with the weight of a revolution. The land spirit remained silent, its eyes filled with contemplation and curiosity.
"I seek to challenge the very foundations of this cosmic order," Reinhard proclaimed, his voice now filled with determination. "With your guidance and wisdom, dear land spirit, I implore you to become my master. Together, we shall defy heaven's will, dismantle the unjust hierarchy, and forge a world where all can flourish."
As Reinhard finished his impassioned plea, he awaited the land spirit's response, his heart pounding with anticipation. The whole immortal aperture held its breath, as if heaven itself sensed the gravity of this moment—a pivotal step towards Reinhard's audacious dream of a transformed world.
[A/N: OMG this is so much fun, you must try it. And sorry for breaking immersion. I couldn't do any different.]
Toad, the ancient and wise land spirit, listened intently to Reinhard's audacious claim. At first, it laughed, dismissing Reinhard's aspirations as the product of a weak and inexperienced individual. However, little did Toad know, Reinhard possessed knowledge beyond the natural boundaries of this world.
Unbeknownst to Toad, Reinhard had been transported into a fictional realm, coincidentally resembling a novel he had fervently devoured. In this otherworldly twist of fate, Reinhard became privy to future events, foreseeing the unfolding tapestry of destiny. With the book as his guide, he had become a prophet.
Understanding the skepticism in Toad's eyes, Reinhard smiled confidently and proclaimed, "Dear Toad, I possess a unique gift—a prophetic insight bestowed upon me. Through a twist of fate, I have inherited the knowledge of future events."
To reinforce his claim, Reinhard revealed a precious treasure he held: a passive rank 9 time path killer move. This powerful technique, hidden within the depths of his being, allowed him to transcend the barriers of time and perceive the intricate threads of destiny.
"Behold," Reinhard said, presenting the profound knowledge he possessed, "with this rank 9 time path killer move, I can glimpse into the future and unravel the tapestry of fate."
Toad, intrigued by this revelation, began to listen attentively, realizing that Reinhard's prophetic insight might hold the key to their shared future.
"In the my visions, I saw a momentous event," Reinhard continued, "Dang Hun Mountain, coveted by the ten ancient sects, was unexpectedly claimed by an outsider, Fang Yuan. He materialized in this world, guided by the enigmatic power of the Fixed Immortal Travel Gu."
Reinhard chose not to disclose the origin of his prophetic skill, instead attributing it to the rank 9 time path killer move. He knew that revealing the truth might invite skepticism or unwanted attention.
Toad, impressed by Reinhard's knowledge of the future, started to acknowledge the potential of this unusual mortal. The prophetic insight and the imminent arrival of Fang Yuan brought forth a convergence of destinies that neither of them could ignore.
'How could this be a coincidence? Was this master Thieving Heaven's last arrangement?' The toad man could only guess.
Reinhard and Toad formed an unlikely master-servant pact, united by their shared knowledge and the conviction to shape their intertwined fate. Together, they set out on a path that would challenge the limits of this world, as Reinhard's prophetic abilities and the arrival of Fang Yuan promised a future teeming with both uncertainty and opportunity.
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