The Swedish Sex Bomb - Credits
The Swedish Sex Bomb
(Book 7 of the LSD series)
Save the world? Or save Miss Sweden? It's an easy choice.
By: Ronaldo Siète
"Que tus sueños sean más grandes que tus miedos."
[Let your dreams be bigger than your fears]
(Read on a sugar bag)
Polderdam, 7th of January 2023
ISBN: 978-94-92389-31-2
Publisher: Editorial Perdido - at www.editorialperdido.eu
Author-right: @ 2022 by Ronaldo Siète - as @Ronaldo7Siete at wattpad.com
Author-right cover design @ 2022 by Katie Sharp - as @katieishere at wattpad.com
Thanks to John, Maureen, Jet and the Wattpad community.
Index
0. Title Page The Swedish Sex Bomb
1. The World Is My Oyster
2. Black Night, White Light
3. Bang!
4. Ferry (Go)
5. Krisco Kisses
6. The Only Star In Heaven
7. The Ballad Of 32
8. Well…
9. Snatch Of Fury
10. Two Tribes
11. Born To Run
12. Wish
13. War
14. Relax
15. San José
16. The Power Of Love
Author's Notes: (Tag)
Extra: Welcome To The PleasureDome
Cover text
The LSD is not interested in Agneta Larsson, a former Swedish Miss who'll soon be a formidable Swedish President. The LSD is only interested in some documents in Agneta Larsson's safe. They send Benny, The Runner, to copy these documents and get out. A simple mission; Agneta isn't even at home.
Agneta hasn't been at home for a while. Agneta has disappeared. Her sister Frieda is worried. She calls Agneta's phone. Benny picks it up…
Why should he help Frieda? Let her call the Stockholm police. He'll lose his job. He might lose his life. The LSD never interferes with foreign politics. Spies follow the rules of logic. Spies follow orders. Real spies are tough. But Benny isn't a real spy. He's just a Runner, and he can't stand a woman crying…
Mission «Miss Missing» might mean a miserable, mortal mistake.
About the author
Ronaldo considers himself «the funniest writer in Dutch literary history». The rest of the country laughs about that, which automatically confirms the statement. After a long traumatic experience in his childhood (the six years of the 1st grade of primary school, when he had to learn the alphabet), he escaped reality and plunged into the world of fiction. He studied laughing stock in Orcsford (England), dark humour in the Black Forest (Germany) and dirty jokes at Club Oh, La, Lá (Place Picardillas 69, Paris, France). He graduated in Tonterías and won a licence in Cachondeo from the University of Málaga (Spain).
His novels and poems are full of his philosophy: smile every day, because no one gives literary prizes to writers who make their readers cry (otherwise he would have written this book on onion skins). He lives everywhere and doesn't work anywhere, because making up jokes while floating in the pool, with a drink in one hand and a snack in the other, "That ain't workin', that's the way you do it".
The LSD-series:
1. The Swiss Suitcase
2. The Polish Program
3. The French Formula
4. The Spanish Spotlight
5. The Austrian Aroma
6. The Maltese Manuscript
7. The Swedish Sex Bomb
8. (you'll have to read the others first)
9. (and we're not giving away this title either)
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Disclaimer
This is a work of fiction. The characters, incidents and dialogues are drawn from the author's imagination and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. At least, that's what my lawyer says, that I should tell you these lies so you don't believe all the other lies in the rest of this book. The truth is that the situations in this book, no matter how much you like them to be true, are fiction. The people in this story, no matter how likely you want them to exist, are fiction. Truth is stranger than fiction. That's why we write fiction: so you can learn to find a better truth.
The grammatical and spelling errors in this work are on purpose.
The first reason for this is commercial. Studies show that readers feel superior when they find errors in other people's writing. That's why we instructed our editor, Miss Take, to make sure our readers feel special when they enjoy our books. Only Editorial Perdido gives this glorious feeling of happiness to their clients.
The second reason is political. Every error is a protest against the Grammar Nazis, who complicated the language so the average educated person cannot put hor thoughts on paper without errors. Even the magic spell checker doesn't understand it anymore. Language is communication. It belongs to everyone, not only to the diehards who dedicated half their lives to studying it.
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