Chapter 236: Chapter 217 : Deadpool’s Punishment!
[As Deadpool spun around, he caught sight of Dumbledore, sporting a somewhat dazed expression, and immediately greeted him with cheerfulness
"Hey there, Dumbledore, you've to join the party too!"
"Come on, yours is sweeter, you go first!"
Even though he can't quite fathom Deadpool's particular brand of madness, he can't let this slide. What if the Duke of Honey misses out on a treat?!
Dumbledore addressed Professor McGonagall and Snape standing beside him with solemnity:
"No, no, don't pay attention to his ramblings…" Why the rush to deny it? Professor McGonagall interjected with a bemused cough
"Albus, perhaps cut down on the sugar intake in the future."
"The Magical Counselor at St. Mungo's won't be able to cure diabetes."
"What's the use of living then?" Dumbledore nodded sagely. "I suggest they take up Muggle studies!"
At this remark, Professor McGonagall couldn't help but twitch her mouth!
Perhaps the greatest enemy in the wizarding world isn't Voldemort after all; it might just be sugar! ]
(A few minutes later, several individuals carefully scrutinized the motionless diary lying on the ground!)
["Is this the mysterious man's Horcrux?" Professor McGonagall inquired!
Dumbledore nodded in affirmation. "Indeed, but this is just one of them. My conjecture is he has at least three!]
[McGonagall 's expression shifted. This item can preserve the soul and inflict significant harm. She never imagined Voldemort would split into at least three pieces—what madness!
After a moment's contemplation, she added, "Can we trace the others through their connection?"
"If we manage to do so, Voldemort won't be able to return!"
However, Dumbledore shook his head. "Perhaps, but I cannot say for certain!]
["But the Hogwarts library has endured for millennia, and we may find clues there…"
"Cough cough!!"
Suddenly, a bout of violent coughing captured the attention of the trio!
As for Lupin, to prevent any further interruptions, he's stationed himself at the entrance!"
"I hate to interrupt, Dumbledore, but I must remind you once more…" Deadpool pointed to himself with a cocky expression ]
["I, the renowned Deadpool, the world's greatest mercenary, naturally excel in the art of interrogation!"
["So you...?" Dumbledore inquired eagerly.
Deadpool grinned immediately and extended his hand.
"So, leave it to me. As long as you're willing to part with a little Gold Galleon, I can help you uncover the identity of the remaining Horcrux!"
"Foolishness!" Professor McGonagall interjected, her displeasure evident. "Even if it's a fragment of a soul, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named won't succumb to such tactics!"
"That's Voldemort! How could he be swayed by mere torture?"
"Besides, how does one torture a notebook or threaten to burn it?"
Deadpool shook his head incredulously.
"That's beside the point, but I could certainly relieve myself on his face!"
Professor McGonagall fell into silence, as did Brittany.
To say the least, the three individuals found the idea surprisingly effective, albeit lacking in humanity and possessing a rather vulgar taste!
Even Snape, known for his animosity towards Voldemort, found himself slightly intrigued by the notion, pondering whether to brew some diuretic potions for Deadpool!!]
Meanwhile, countless spectators behind the screen remained speechless!
They witnessed the depths of depravity of a mind unchecked by any moral boundaries, and couldn't help but mourn for Voldemort!
This time, he truly met his match...
[That evening, Deadpool returned to his dormitory clutching ten pens!
"Who keeps a diary?"
"But it's alright if you're not too serious!"
And so, Deadpool imparted his myriad 'wisdom' onto the pages of the diary!
Voldemort narrowly escaped a face full of excrement this time due to his insanity!
No one knows precisely what Deadpool penned that night, only that eight of the ten pens were drained dry!
In the absence of the formidable Tom Riddle, Dumbledore's words subtly hinted at the identity of the other Horcrux within the pages."]
[Marvolo Gaunt's Ring!
[Salazar Slytherin's Locket!]
[Helga Hufflepuff's Cup!]
[Rowena Ravenclaw's crown!]
(There are a total of five Horcruxes, which left Dumbledore utterly shocked! (J.K. Rowling mentioned a connection between the Horcruxes, and Nagini was created after his resurrection. As for Harry inadvertently becoming a Horcrux, Voldemort wasn't aware of it until the very end!))
[The next step should be much easier!]
[Even the locket concealed within the poison in the treacherous seaside cave was easily retrieved under Deadpool's intoxicated state!]
[Their final destruction was equally straightforward, each one vanquished by the loyal servant wielding Gryffindor's sword!]
(But soon Deadpool found himself dumbfounded!
[Because he realized his mission was to destroy seven Horcruxes, yet only five remained!)
[So, what to do now that the cards are on the table?]
[Deadpool pondered for a moment, then shrugged off the dilemma!)
[One night, Deadpool returned to Knockturn Alley, exchanged pleasantries with a dozen shopkeepers, then vanished down the nearest toilet!)]
Off-screen, numerous bewildered faces exchanged glances!
Does this actually work!?
Bailing on the mission halfway through!?
At that moment, a distant, ethereal voice echoed once more!
Yet this time, it sounded somewhat resigned.
Live [end]
[The mission failure penalty is enacted!]
[In the next instant, Deadpool's figure reappears on the screen! ]
[Clad in his familiar red and black uniform, he clutches a handful of gleaming Galleons!]
[However, in the blink of an eye, all the gold coins around him rust into scrap iron, and with a scream, he dissolves into a streak of light!"
[The screen fades to black, only to flicker back to life seconds later. "]
[A figure slowly rises from the ground!]
[Clad in an unusual costume emitting a green glow, a small mask covers the upper part of their face, securely fastened in place!]
(...)
[Deadpool, just now risen, gazes at his hands, a sense of unease creeping into his heart.]
[In the next moment, a green light materializes in the sky, swiftly descending before him, transforming into an alien!]
[The sight of the alien's familiar attire sends shivers down Deadpool's spine, and then, in the following second, the alien utters words that plunge him into despair!]
["Jordan Hall, the OA star is in turmoil, and it requires your return!"]
[Simultaneously, a mysterious and authoritative voice reverberates once more from the screen!]
[Punish Deadpool for usurping the identity of Green Lantern Jordan Hall!]
[Sentence: 1000 years!]
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