Chapter 8: Chapter 8 THE END OF THE BATTLE
SKIPPING A LOT OF PUNCHES
"I can close it. Can anybody copy? I can shut the portal down." Natasha's voice was heard through the ear piece.
"I guess this fun is coming to an end." I muttered before shouting at hulk, " Yo big green. Last 2 minutes before the game ends"
" 'Punch' Grunt 'Punch' "(hulk)
Steve said
"Do it!"
"No, wait.
I got a nuke coming in, it's gonna
blow in less than a minute. And I know just where to put it." (Stark)
Stark flies towards the missile, following closely behind it.
Iron Man grabs hold of it and begins to redirect it towards the portal before disappearing along with the missile.
Like what happened in the plot Natasha closes the portal and Stark fell down the sky after re-entering just in the nick of time.
The Avengers gathered below watching stark fall and getting saved by the hulk, only to join the living by hulks roar. When all this happened I was taking a video as Blackmail material
"What the hell? What just happened?
Please tell me nobody kissed me." Tony
"Too bad you woke up fast. Hulk looks like he lost a chance." I said. Tony looked green and looked like he wanted to vomit as he looked at the Hulk that smiled, in a scary way. All others were trying not to laugh.
"We won." Steve
"Alright, Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. I see all got it out of the system (looking at me with 'I'll make you pay' look.) Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. You ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it."
"We're not finished yet." (Thor)
"And then shawarma after?"
The Avengers came to capture Loki only to stop with a look of shock (Except for Natasha who is already over the shock). Hulk and I were laughing like crazy. I showed my fist for a fist bump armed with armament haki which hulk returned with a punch that had the strength to flatten a car. Fortunately I am not an Idiot.
Thor pulled the chitauri out of Loki's ass. Causing Barton, Natasha and Steve to wince while Iron man puked in the suit.
"Thank god I had installed a puke removal system." Tony
They locked Loki and took the elevator down the building. I stayed with Hulk on top after punching the elevator door.
"Take the stairs....Take the stairs" he muttered and then he looked at me.
"What? We are friends aren't we. I was not able to introduce myself my name is Monkey D Ethan and I am going to be the strongest in the universe."
"Hulk is the strongest there is."
"Ha. I think this sounds like another competition. I know you want a rematch as I won fair and square."
"Hulk won"
"No you didn't"
"Yes he did"
"No" "Yes" "No" "Yes" "No" "Yes" "Yes" "No"
"There now you admitted it. Haha..."
We had reached the stairs but that time and Hulk just angrily opened the door throwing a police officer that was carrying a case. The case slid and opened revealing the tesseract. Before Loki could pick it up I grabbed it and put it back.
When I looked at Tony he was standing up after ant man messed up his reactor a little bit. He saw me and smirked " Still too poor to put on a shirt don't come to me begging for one."
"I see that you are out of your suit. I feel sorry for you to wear a tight metal suit that makes your breasts hurt that much..." I replied with a grin of my own.
As I was just about to comment more, a hand grabbed my shoulder. It was the eye-patched director of SHIELD, the pirate king, the legendary Nicholas Joseph Fury.
"Who are you and where are you from?"
"Hi.. I am Monkey D Ethan. As for where I am from I am from the Canadian woods."
" That explains some parts. You were not seen anywhere before the last 5 months. It's as if you appeared from thin air in Canada. You then proceeded to come to New York after stealing many things in broad daylight. Crossing a country within any problem through the road. Then proceeded to kill gangs and steal their money and rent an apartment in Manhattan."
"Wow you just said my last 4 months without anything missing. What are you really."
"We are the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division also known as SHEILD. We monitor super individuals. The ones that help humanity are our allies the ones that are not well not so much. We would like it if you would join the Avengers."
"I would like some time to think. But a quick question, what would happen if I chose not to join."
"Well you would be on our watchlist and only go against you when you go against humanity. Well now you know that we would give you 24 hrs to decide before giving us an answer."
"Don't worry I'll say it soon before leaving today." I said. And Fury went to speak with another soldier.
Turning around to my teammates I continued
" Well now can we go to eat some shavarmas?."
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