Chapter 19: Awkward Morning [3]
The old Mackenzie would have kicked my ass. This Mackenzie stood there while I fondled her breasts while looking the cutest I had ever seen her. I suddenly felt a bit of raw desire. No! That's my sister! If I went for that, I'd truly be a degenerate!
I licked my lips instead. "D-do you like it when I touch your chest?"
She finally turned and looked at me. Her eyes suddenly held a tinge of longing. This was a sister who loved me. It somehow felt warm and comforting.
The door burst open, "What is this about forcing my son into his bedroom naked!"
"Ah!" Mackenzie panicked again when she heard Mom burst in. "It's not what it looks like!"
"Woah!" Mom cried out when she saw my chest and spun around. "Noah put on a shirt. Mackenzie, get your ass out here!"
"I was trying to get him to put on a shirt, I swear!"
Smack!
Mom smacked Mackenzie on the back of the head. "He's your little brother! What's wrong with you?"
"I'm innocent, I'm innocent!"
"It's my fault!" I called out for some reason.
In the past, I would have gleefully watched as Mackenzie got in trouble. Suddenly, I didn't like it at all. I hastily pulled a shirt on to cover myself up, and then I yelled to stop them from fighting. Mom glanced back at me, and her expression which looked angry at Mackenzie suddenly turned soft.
"No one blames you, sweetie. Please, just remember to keep your door locked. You can't trust a house full of girls."
"Mom! Please!" I cried out, grabbing her arm. "I just… wasn't thinking, is all. Yesterday…"
Mom let go of Mackenzie's arm. Mackenzie looked at me and then blushed, then ran to her room and shut it to hide from Mom. Mom then turned and put her hand on my forehead.
"London said the doctor gave you the okay after the examination, but are you sure you're okay? She said that with a concussion, you might have some… mood changes. However, how can you tell with men, right? So emotional…"
"Eh?"
"S-sorry…" She gave me an awkward slap on the back. "Tomorrow, you're going back to school, but if you're still not feeling well, I'll call you off and you can stay home, okay sweetie?"
"Ah… okay, Mom." I couldn't keep from frowning slightly.
Mother would have always made me go to school in the past, even if I was legitimately ill! This woman was a lot more easy-going. I could tell that she cared about me. It seemed like all of the women in my life were a lot easier to read. In the past, I felt like I never knew what they were thinking. Now, it was quite easy to understand things.
"Ahem… well." Mom looked around the room uneasily. "How about I let you get dressed? Then you can come down and make breakfast. When you didn't come down early like you always do, I got worried. Then Kelsey said she saw you naked and that Mackenzie pushed you in a room and I freaked."
"You want me to cook?"
"Huh? Don't you always cook? The girls will take care of themselves for lunch, but you make breakfast every morning and dinner every night."
"Ah… r-right."
I didn't know how to cook! This was going to be a disaster. They were going to find out I was a fraud. Well, I had until dinner to worry about that. I could probably manage to cook up eggs and bacon. I can manage that much, at least.
Mom smiled again and then turned to leave, but a thought came to me.
"Um… mom?"
"Yeah?" She looked back.
"Uh… can I… uh… can I see your chest? Like bare?"
This was a test. I just wanted to test and see if my thoughts were right. I wasn't being lewd!
"You want to see my tits?" Her expression immediately turned weird.
"Hah… I mean… like…" I tried to quickly come up with an excuse to sidestep this.
"Here you go, sweetie."
Without a moment of hesitation, she reached down and lifted her shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. Her breasts were big and impressive. They sagged a bit with time, but they were still incredible for a woman her age. My mother and sisters were all very beautiful women. I was the only one who didn't seem to inherit the hot gene. I was only an average-looking guy at best.
Staring at her chest, I tried to keep my chin from falling. I couldn't believe she was flashing me so easily, but it did prove my theory about men and women.
"Hehe… Do you like them? They're much bigger than your sisters, right? That's cause I'm older. They'll get big ones like these once they pop out a baby… or seven, haha."
"Right…"
"You want to touch them? They're soft."
"N-no!" I couldn't even believe she asked that.
"Haha… you used to suck on them when you were a baby…" She shook them in my direction.
"M-mom…" I blushed, looking away.
"Hehe… I know when boys turn your age, they start to get curious about girls. It's okay for you to admire big womanly chests."
"Mom!"
"Just know you're not dating any girls unless they have got a bigger chest than mine."
"Stop!"
"Hahaha…" She finally pulled her shirt back down while laughing at my expense.
I barely managed to force her out the door as she seemed to grow more and more inappropriate. She finally let me close the door on her and then she wandered off down the hallway while laughing to herself. I locked the door this time, finally affording myself some true peace. I couldn't even begin to contemplate how things had ended up this way. After mentally recovering for a few moments, I went and put on some clothing.
Most of my stuff was more stylish than it used to be, but I managed to find something that I could still wear. Just a T-shirt and jeans. Strangely, the jeans had no pockets, which was annoying. When I finished, I looked at the door leading to the rest of my family. This was only day two of my strange new life. What was I going to find next?
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