Chapter 30: I am a man of gender equality.
Scarlett had also eaten her Pill of Comprehension, and she fell into unconsciousness. She had also had to go through the horrible pain of her body having to adapt, and in the process, she had become one with her own Devour Heritage.
Her normal, weak human body had transformed into The True Devour Physique. As Ethan took out a bathtub from inside him and placed it on the cavern, he could also notice her body weight.
Earthly common sense was no longer really applicable to this world. Ethan had a feeling that if he went to Earth now, he'd probably weigh around a mountain in weight. But in this world, he was just the weight of a normal human being.
Of course, not the average dude type of normal, but the well-trained athlete kind of normal. The tub was filled with just enough water. Ethan removed Scarlett's dirty clothes and entered inside.
The bathtub was a product from earth, and just by touching it, some parts of it broke into ceramic shards. The surrounding world had become stronger, but the things from Earth were becoming a bit useless.
Feeling the dirty stench of the dark ooze-like stuff that had seeped out of his body earlier, Ethan took out many bath perfumes and similar products to clean themselves. Then, he began to apply it to Scarlett and himself.
Of course, whenever his hands moved near Scarlett's warm privates, he maintained a bit slower pace—not to enjoy himself, of course not, but to clean it better. If she, too, hadn't gotten a body as strong as his own, he wouldn't have dared touch her.
If he touched a normal human from Earth, he would probably break them in two!
When she woke up, eyes hazy and mind blurry, she could feel a warm hand gently rubbing her warm clit, and she stayed silent for a second before looking at Ethan.
Both of them still stank—he hadn't even cleaned her to a fine standard with all this time.
He really couldn't be trusted to do something decent with her naked body.
"Idiot…"
Ethan smiled. "How do you feel?"
Both of them were clearly excited. Their eyes were bright, and their bodies were warm.
"I do feel amazing, but this stench ruins my mood. It smells like rotten eggs here…" She cursed: "Not only this place… WE smell like rotten eggs."
Ethan moved slightly in the tub, but another side of it broke. The thing was too weak.
"The perfumes and such are not working on this stench… they are just too weak. I tried cleaning you with them but then was interrupted by the warmth between your thighs."
She glared at him. "Of course, you'd find touching my warm places more interesting than cleaning yourself. It's you. What more can I expect?"
Ethan leaned down to kiss her, but she was obviously disgusted at the scent they both exuded. She moved back in escape.
The fact that the bathing resources from Earth didn't work hadn't really surprised Ethan.
Those were meant for Earth's human standards, and it really shouldn't work even a bit to clean them—they were far different from normal humans in body mass, and the stench their bodies made was also far stronger.
They could only sigh, but luckily for the frowning Scarlett, Ethan had an excellent bathing material in hand: Black Lotus Pods.
He popped one into the tub, and the water began to smell like flowers, and their dirty smell was cleansed like a simple stench would be with soap on Earth.
Indeed, this was some supreme cosmetic. No wonder the Human Matriarch used it in her luxury bathroom.
It was intense!
Scarlett was virtually in bliss. She was a bit of a clean freak.
He wondered what would happen if normal humans from Earth used something as intense; they'd probably be the same as an insect washing in a bucket of heavy soap water.
Ethan and Scarlett didn't even bother to bicker further, not inside their bathtub, due to the excitement and craving to test themselves and their newfound strength.
They helped each other bathe and then dressed in warm clothing—they were both in simple white t-shirts well-suited for battle. Then suddenly, Scarlett had a pause.
"My dear Ethan. Tell me something, did I remove my lenses when I entered the bath?"
Ethan paused. Thinking deep for a second before noticing in his crisp Dimensional Senses—a pair of lenses in her eyes.
"Ah, I forgot to remove it before taking you to the tub."
With excitement evident, she smirked. "The fucking spider man experience for real, my babe. I can't see a thing, it's so blurry I could cry."
She didn't even stop to explain and removed the lenses. Her shimmering brown eyes moved around, and she sighed. Her eyesight had become better; all hidden injuries and aches in her body had vanished. As Ethan had said it would.
"I can see so crisply," she said before focusing on Ethan's excited face. Subconsciously, her heart skipped a beat.
She moved to pinch his cheek, and he smiled… but her hand turned into a fist and went for a punch.
Ethan stood where he was, stunned. But then, Scarlett's expression changed as she found herself near the wall of the cavern—unable to stop—her hand went fast, and it slammed into the dark stone.
Her fair hand was immediately bruised. She made a cute but painful face.
Ethan kicked her mercilessly on her butt, uncaring of her act, but he froze as he found himself kicking the air. She had vanished, and a fairy with red hair buzzed around him like a mosquito.
"You have never fought me while I am in the Fairy Form. You can forget about kicking me—you retard. How dare you kick such a beautiful woman!"
"I am a man of gender equality!"
Gifts
-- Gift
received Weekly Power Status
-- Power
Ranking 
-- Power
stone