Chapter 26: Chapter 26 : Even All Might can't stand this shit!
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"Hehe, just give up, or else I'll rip your legs apart with my sharp claws!" The boy teased, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
The sharp claws found their mark as the boy plunged them into Yugen's flesh, eliciting a frown from him. However, Yugen maintained a stoic demeanor, considering the pain as tolerable.
"Nice job, Mogura!" Hayachi jumped excitedly, while Takeshi nodded in satisfaction, pleased with the success of their plan.
"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and finish him!" Ryuji snapped, rousing the dazed boys from their stupor.
Regaining their senses, they grinned maliciously, brandishing an assortment of weapons and quirks as they closed in on Yugen.
"DIE!"
"See where you can escape this time!"
"Taste my shit balls!"
"Oi, be careful! Don't touch us with your shit balls."
"I'll suffocate him with my Stinky Breath!"
"Well, I also intend to use my Nuclear Toxic Fart on him."
"Then let's combine our attacks!"
"Good!"
"Add my shit balls with yours guys!"
The shit ball quirk user had a disgusting brown ball hovering on his palm. Then, The stinky breath user, closing his eyes and pinching his nose, unleashed a gust of foul breath upon the vile orb, intensifying its offensive odor. The toxic fart quirk boy then contributed to the concoction by releasing a potent, nuclear green fart directed at the now potent sphere. In a twisted alchemy, the stinky shit ball metamorphosed into a volatile nuclear stinky bomb, its ominous transformation reverberating through the senses. The air thickened with the amalgamation of nauseating scents as the others hurriedly cleared a path, preparing to unleash their unholy creation — the StinkyDama.
"GO TO HELL! SHITTYNGAN!" The shit ball user rushed toward Yugen while holding the hovering shit ball in his right hand.
Yugen's jaw nearly dropped to the ground, his eyes widening in horror as the grotesque scene unfolded before him. His face, once filled with determination, now transformed into a canvas of genuine terror and disgust. The assault on his senses was overwhelming, and his complexion paled in response to the repulsive display.
A surge of nausea threatened to overcome him as he desperately fought to contain the visceral reaction. His stomach churned, and beads of sweat formed on his forehead. With every ounce of willpower, Yugen struggled to keep the contents of his stomach at bay, his entire being revolted by the heinous combination of foul odors assaulting his senses.
" What the hell! Even All Might can't stand this shit! No! I must avoid it at all costs!"
"Hehehe, as if I'll let you. Just give in to your fate and receive this hellish punishment!"
"Do you want to die with me? Aren't you afraid of getting hit by this move? could it be you...you like to eat shit?" Yugen looked at the mole-boy called Mogura as if he saw a pervert.
"Who likes to eat shit, you bastard, I'll keep holding you and then dive into the ground just when the attack about to fall, I don't wants to die with you, that's a forbidden move even our leader Ryuji dares not take it!"
in the back of the alley, the trio didn't dare to look at the disgusting scene.
"DAMN, WHO ALLOWED HIM TO USE THIS MOVE!" Ryuji cursed, The three of them instinctively closed their noses with their hands and performed a one minute silent pray for yugen.
"The savior is in deep shit. This is so freaking funny!" Hayachi fought back laughter, he almost starts rolling on the ground from laughter, but he didn't dare to remove his hand, the mere thought of exposing his nostrils to the foul scent made him want to vomit.
"Well, this is a bit overkill, but anyway it will force him to reveal more of his ability, although I already had a guess on what it might be." Takeshi said, a flicker of shock and fear betrayed his stoic demeanor.
Meanwhile, our protagonist, Yugen, observed the impending Shittyngan drawing closer, just two steps away. the shit ball quirk user launched the StinkyDama, confident he wouldn't miss the target at such a close range. Realizing the severity of the situation, Yugen abandoned his playful demeanor and decided to prioritize survival.
"since you desire to eat shit this much, i can't be helped but to fulfil your wish!" In a swift motion, he teleported his feet a few meters behind him.
"D-Disappeared!" The mole-like boy stared at his empty claws in shock, where did the feet of the enemy went?
Losing his footing, Yugen's body was about to fall, but he quickly teleported his legs over to his feet. Then, he teleported his upper half one by one, appearing a few meters behind the mole boy, his body parts seamlessly reattached in an organized manner.
This is Yugen's method of teleportation. Since he can't teleport his full body at once, he teleports part by part and then reattaches them in the teleported spot, achieving a similar effect of a full body teleportation. Though it's a slow process, he has honed this technique extensively over the past years. It takes only one second for him to complete the entire sequence.
the ability to teleport his own real body parts is what make Yugen fundamentally different from the sexy hot Nico Robbin, who he wished to meet one day and know her in a deep pussychos level, since he inspired a lot of his moves from her. maybe when he had enough lust points he can travel to one piece world? who knows, there are so many broad minded girls in that world, he is sure their knowledge will take his strength to a whole new level.
Yugen didn't stop here, cloned hands appeared and grabbed the mole boy from his head and his claws then lifted him up from the ground.
"Wh--I'm floating!" the mole boy screamed in fear as he saw his body being lifted up.
all this shit happened quickly, the poor mole boy froze in shock as he saw a watermelon sized poop ball flying toward him.
"NANIIIII!!!!" The mole boy's soul left his body, His complexion turned ashen, resembling paper, and the mere odor emanating from the approaching disaster was enough to render him unconscious. his quirk made his sense of smell very strong, so the damage he received is hundreds of times stronger than others.
The Shittyngan exploded directly on the mole boy's face, who had already succumbed to a state of shock and fear, leaving his limp body enveloped in the unsightly brownish substance. Yugen, quick on his feet, took a few hasty steps backward, hastily covering his mouth and nose to shield himself from the putrid aftermath.
The Serpents gang, witnessing the unintended calamity that befell their friend, the mole boy, recoiled in collective horror and disbelief. A hushed silence fell over them as they stared wide-eyed at the brown aftermath of the Shittyngan explosion.
"Holy crap! Did they just hit Mogura?!" Hayachi exclaimed, his eyes bulging with incredulity.
Takeshi, who had been nodding approvingly at the strategic use of the Shittyngan, suddenly grimaced. "Uh, I think they might've gone too far this time."
Ryuji, the leader, who had been urging the assault, wore a mix of shock and regret on his face. "Mogura, you idiot! I'm afraid he will become traumatized."
The shit trio, exchanged uneasy glances, realizing the severity of their error. The atmosphere shifted from triumphant chaos to a palpable sense of guilt and concern for their fallen comrade.
'I can't play around with them anymore, if they make another poop ball I swear i'll vomit and retire!'
using his free right fist, yugen put every ounce of his strength into his fist and then punched with all his might, three fists appeared bellow the chins of the shit trio, sending them flying backward unconscious.
"BANG BANG"
"UGH UGH"
"THUD THUD"
the shit trio let out a miserable scream as they fainted on the ground.
the other delinquents and the trio saw the process clearly, which made them realize what's his quirk
"so his quirk is teleporting his body parts? That's really a cool power!" Hayachi realized the versatility of this power and was envious for a while.
"to be precise, he can teleport and clone his body parts. didn't you see how he lifted Mogura from a distance? I noticed that his hands didn't disappear like before." Takeshi corrected Hayachi's guess.
"Hah? isn't that two quirks?" Hayachi asked in shock.
"maybe he had dual quirks, or maybe his quirk had multiple effects, i can't conclude. anyway, we now had enough information about his quirk, i think there is no need to let the brothers test him anymore, right, Ryuji?"
"A bunch of trash. When I deal with this ni*a, I'll let them experience a hellish training!"
"Oi, I heard you. I'm not a ni**a, I identify as a white jade beauty, ahem, scratch that, I'm a white supremacist, NO, I'm KKK! WTF! Which bastard messing with my script? Anyway, Your whole family is ni**a!"
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