Chapter 3: The Sword
In the forest not too far from Bing.
A handsome young man with long black hair and dark black eyes
is chasing after a thick or rather fat looking dude in red sect closing.
Handsome: "You can't escape, you fiend"
After which the heavyweight is doing some thick swings with his belly fat,
and says in a stumbling running voice while
doing the 'the devil's horns' sign with his hands.
Thick dude: "Iron folks"
They both reach the hill that Bing is lying on the side of.
Neither of them noticing bing.
The thick dude just passes by,
while the handsome one uses his sword, a katana, to easily and carefully cut through the whole hill and Bings hair,
which lucky for Bing instantly freezes back onto his head.
As for the hill, it was a clean cut so no large changes there either,
except for some blades of grass falling from being cut.
The thick man reacts to the slash with a quick move,
chanting his technic with a scream, believing it to be chanting magic.
Thick dude: "ℌ𝔘𝔈𝔑𝔖𝔒ℌ𝔑!"
To deflect this flying swing
that is leaving elusive cherry blossoms behind.
'Parry'
The thick dude runs onward, passing Bing.
And as Bing cooled the surroundings down to such a degree that they're covered in
a really thin crust of snow the thick man doesn't see bing but melds the crust of snow while passing by,
jump flying over bing like a gummy ball bear warming Bings hair up through his fire type jump movement technic.
Just enough as to not hurt Bing while Bings not all that long hair gets caught on his feed
leaving Bing similarly bold on the head like a European monk.
While both are still running
the handsome person stumbles over Bing,
breaking Bings bones.
Ripping his back from the ground while it hasn't frozen back on to the ground too much.
Even still, bing doesn't flinch.
This does however end up stopping the handsome person for a moment,
buying the thick dude enough time
to perform another technic while screaming a magic spell that isn't magic nor a spell.
Thick dude: "𝔇ℜ𝔄ℭℌ𝔈𝔑𝔈𝔑𝔗ℜ𝔈𝔑ℭℌ𝔐𝔈𝔑𝔗!"
As he casts the fire wall he flashily flips the handsome guy off
showing his thick finger in the middle of his hand which is also kinda meaty or
just heavy boned and muscular for a lack of better words.
While the flames of the wall start to swiftly hide him,
walling him off from any potential response the handsome person could do.
After which, he starts to use an escape technic,
screaming to the handsome person.
Thick guy: "I am not a son of a whore like you assholes!"
Not noticing the fact that he essentially used plural,
calling both of them the stinky word
even though he was only aware of one person being there.
From the spot where the thick man stood comes an echo to spite.
Thick man echo: "whore~ whore~ whore~ whore~ whore~ whore~ whore~"
Now that the thick man escaped,
the handsome person notices bing
and what he did to him.
Handsome person:"Oh what a miss fortune I'm sorry about that,
I'll fix you up and take you to the next town to recuperate, don't worry.
Feeling sorry, he uses first aid on bing to the best of his abilities,
which takes long enough for bing to refreeze back onto the ground.
Handsome guy: "Interesting, it seems you'll need training and clothes
that allow you to be frozen to a surface without being hard stuck"
Since it doesn't go unnoticed, after finishing the first aid he slices the earth beneath Bing,
leaving a 1 dm thick layer of forest floor as
precaution towards Bings freezing atmosphere while carrying.
Now trying to pick Bing up, he tries holding him through the thick layer of earth he is surrounded by.
Handsome Guy: "Your Qi is really bone chillingly cold."
However, the cold still reaches him, nearly giving him a frostburn in less then a split second.
The handsome man thinks:"He must have an incredibly rare ice body type.
He doesn't even have cultivation.
But the surroundings outside his aura are freezing nonetheless.
Normal elemental bodies don't just emit the element they are from.
And the outside not being evenly frozen like what is inside his aura
just ascertains my point.
Otherwise, it would have to look more like he was attacked by
an ice cultivator. But it seems to be his own cold qi,
with a cold qi aura surrounding him."
AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!
In the form of a sinkhole beneath where Bing is laying with a radius large enough to suck in the whole hill.
After recognizing that, the handsome person protects himself with his own qi from Bings cold qi and takes him, holding Bing up while still feeling the cold seep in through the layer of frozen forest ground,
the forest ground that had frozen back onto Bing.
With that however, he is now able to bear with the cold just fine.
Handsome guy: "Seems like using my own qi as protection works."
But he doesn't get a moment of rest.
As he has to swiftly escape from the falling ground that is threatening to swallow the both of them whole.
Using swift steps on the falling earth,
he is leaving elusive sherry blossoms behind with each and every step.
With the cherry blossoms covering the parts he steps on,
it looks just like flying through stepping on air.
While the handsome person is seeing this more like an opportunity to train his 'The cherry steps into the sky' technic.
Bing just is there, like packed ice in his green sweater with some bonus colors
and his underpants and a layer of dirt behind him and behind that the handsome person.
With that out of the way, he now takes Bing with him while introducing himself,
explaining the situation to him and with that who he was after.
Handsome person:"My name is Hyang by the way.
And that other person was the far and white for
his villainous deeds known Lóngoslordos Spangurtos.
He escaped, only losing his villainous looking sombrero while running away.
It's a perfect fit for his spike like beard under his nose that consist of two beard spikes,
one going to the right and one to the left.
However, the evils he committed are various.
He burned the chickens of his home village trying to eat them.
Burned the heavenly cute pet hamster,
the village's pet mascot, for being thinner and taller than him,
saying something like 'it was just a joke'.
And he burned all the horses in the village because,
and I quote, 'the Haders won't submit until they fear me,
for they need to know that they are beneath this lord'.
Mocking people far and wide through lies and deceit,
making himself look like the bullied one through deceiving people.
But that's just the tip of the iceberg.
And after I heard about him ruling the village like a tyrant.
I took on a request for taking him down, and while on the request I of course first
confirmed for myself that he indeed is an evil lord before taking action."
While walking, he notices the sombrero lying around.
Hyang:"Ah, there, that's that fiend's sombrero.
I'll take it back to the village.
That way they'll know, he must have fled unable to hold on to his sombrero."
1 hour after walking and carefully carrying Bing,
shaking him quite rhythmically,
but of course not hard.
Just enough to unknowingly exalt Bings bowl movements.
Hyang: "I just had a bad premonition."
Causing some specific sounds.
Bings bowl: "Brrrr"
Hyang: "Wait, what are those sounds?"
However, he didn't need to take a dumb since he had not eaten anything
since having his original body form back.
His bowl sounds having now stopped as well.
Hyang:"Hmm it seems it is alright, I thought you were about to...
Actually, you seem to have a food clean system right now.
Weird."
Bings aura flinches at the mention of the word system, and no one knows why.
[ERROR]
Not only that but Hyang starts to glitch as well,
causing his body above knee height to be in a 90° angel to his knees,
parallel to the ground, walking as if he were making steps while siting on a chair.
Hyang:"What is this? Why can't I walk with my body straight?"
Perplexed by the situation,
he starts walking faster unfocused and confused causing him
to walk in a circle crashing down a tree no problem,
before he tries to regain his composure.
Out of reflex, he is swiftly securing bing behind his back to prevent any further harm coming to him
as he is uncultivated and could get harmed by the falling tree.
Hyang on the other hand tanks the tree
and stays unharmed while carrying bing behind his back in his glitched standing position.
Hyang:"Alright, alright. I Just have to use my qi senses from my feet while I get used to this,
I'll think about it after I'm back to the village."
After another while, after he got used to that,
he changes his mind, deciding on trying to get his back straight before entering the village after all.
He puts Bing down and tries various acrobatic movements
from Marshall arts to yoga.
With nothing working, he decides to sit down and think about it.
The moment he sits down,
the glitch disappears,
having him sit normal as if nothing had happened to him at all.
Hyang:"What? Just like that? Why? How? You know what, whatever.
Let's just keep going. I did not sense any bloodlust or enemy on the way,
and it's unlikely to have been a curse.
Such a curse is unheard of after all, and a curse shouldn't
normally just disappear like that either."
Confused but relieved by that, he picks up bing and continues onward.
Going to the village until it is finally in his vision.
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