Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Meeting The Creator
After almost an hour, the laugh dies down, and the bearded giant of a man wipes a tear off his eyes.
"Why the hell are you laughing?" The survivor asks.
"Hoo, hoo, sorry boy. It's just...you died from choking." He bursts out in laughter once again.
"Me dying is funny to you?"
"Hoo, hoo. Of course not, why would you dying be funny to me?" He pauses. "It's how you died!" He yells and laughs once more.
"Okay okay, are you done yet? Wait, who are you anyway?" The survivor finally asks. "And, where am I?"
"Okay, okay. Whoa, I'm done now." He clears his throat. "I Mordecai, am Godd, and here, is not heaven, but a sort of room. Where I can commune with people I want to commune with." He gesticulates with his hands.
"Wait, wait, wait wait wait wait. You're Godd, and, I'm dead, is that right?"
"Yup, pretty much."
"Okay, okay. Ahhhhh!" He rams Godd, trying to attack him, but Godd disappears and appears behind Mordecai.
"You want to attack me?"
"Oh no, I don't want to attack you. I want to KILL YOU!" He pounces once again, but fails.
"You want to kill me? You want to kill Godd? Seriously?"
"Yes! I hate you, you, are, the, WORST!!!. My whole freaking life has been a joke to you hasn't it?"
He pounces again and misses.
"From the moment I was born, you've been laughing at me. Every minute of every day, you've been laughing. When my father died, when my big brother died, when my mother freaking hit me, you've been laughing."
Tears start to lining his cheeks.
"And, and...how is it that other players get awesome Clodics like Fire manipulation, Time manipulation, implosion and so on, whereas I got a Clodic that makes my balls grow bigger, when women think I'm repulsive?" He asks sincerely, with tears still lining his cheeks.
"That, that...is called irony." He laughs again.
"Still laughing, but that wasn't the biggest joke right? Because, the biggest joke of all, was when I entered Valhalla, the freaking video game world, and got the rank of a freaking E, that was the biggest joke wasn't it?"
"Mordecai, that...no, of course not. The biggest joke was you choking on a piece of candy." He bursts into laughter again, now on his back, holding his large belly.
"F*CK YOU!" Mordecai screams, and pounces once more.
"ENOUGH!" A voice rumbles and echoes like thunder and an atomic bomb.
Mordecai freezes midair.
Godd gets off his back, now serious, he faces Mordecai.
"I know your life has been garbage up until now, believe or not, that was a mistake on my part. Yes, yes, the all powerful, all mighty Godd can make a mistake. But I want to make amends...or at least I wanted to until I saw how rude you were to me, so I'll just send you to hell."
A portal opens underneath the floating Mordecai, and fire rises out of it, inside are souls screaming and wailing in pain.
He starts to get lowered into the hole.
"No, no, please Godd, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry."
Godd lets go of his grip on Mordecai, and he falls.
"Noooooooooooooooooo!"
When he comes too, he finds is on the ground, still in Godd's domain.
"Hahahahahahahaha." Godd laughs again
Mordecai groans in anger, then he rises.
"Are you done yet?"
"Okay, okay okay. Phew, okay." He erects himself. "I will send you back eight years into the past, the first day you entered Valhalla. You're rank will remain the same, but I will bestow upon you a special gift. And in order to make this gift known to you, have a player agree with you on something."
"What does that mean?"
"Figure it out. Now, bye bye."
Mordecai makes to ask more questions, but he finds his mouth is a lock, and then, something pulls him aggressively from the back.
He is pulled and flung hundreds upon hundreds of miles in the space of a millisecond.
Which causes him to scream nonstop.
Everything becomes distorted, his vision turns to rainbows and then just light that keeps zooming, and in a second.
He jolts up his bed, screaming and covered in sweat.
When he comes to, he touches his face, and his body.
He looks around, and finds he is in his one room apartment, from when he was 19 years old.
He starts to pant, quite heavily.
And he contemplates to himself, if everything was just a bad dream.
But he thinks against it, as it all felt too real.
Surely, it couldn't all have been a dream.
Or perhaps, it was.
He looks at his clock, then looks out the only window in his room, it's 4am, and it's also very dark outside.
He falls back onto his bed.
Easing his breathing, and trying to calm his nerves.
"It was just a dream." He finally decides to accept. "A bad dream, in a few hours, I will enter Valhalla, and find out what rank I will be."
E screams in his head.
"Godd forbid, wait." Calling onto Godd doesn't feel to right for him at the moment, so he refrains from doing so.
"I mean no, of course I won't be an E-rank, I will be nothing less than an S, and that is when my life will truly begin." He smiles, and starts to laugh."
In but a few hours, he thinks to himself, before falling asleep.
The day comes in but a few hours, and by the time he is entered Valhalla, he finds the notification, telling him of his rank.
[Welcome To Valhalla Registered Player Mordecai Sadniss]
[Your Stat And Inventory Will Be Displayed After The Evaluation Of Your Rank Is Complete]
Hearing the robotic voice saying these words leaves Mordecai anxious.
And seeing the loading bar of his evaluation does not help matters.
After a whole minute filled of intense nail biting, the floating board in front of him finally completes it loading screen, and then, it presents its values to him.
[Player Mordecai Sadniss, Evaluated Rank = E-Rank]
Mordecai frowns upon seeing this.
"F*CK."
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