Chapter 2: Airsoft Easter Egg Hunt
Waking up in the absence of his girlfriend's presence and fighting off the bright light attempting to pierce the veil of his eyelids were his first and second warning that today was going to be one of those days. So it was with a sigh that Stanley sat up and wiped the sleep out of his eyes whilst adjusting to the brightness. Once done he finally got to looking around and immediately noted something very important. Stanley was not in his room or even in his house as far as he can see, he was in a fucking field.
"…"
His eyes roamed across nature's splendor, taking in the lush green grass, the assortment of colorful flowers and some trees in the distance. It wasn't all plants, this biome straight out of a children's book was populated with wildlife. At least that's what he assumed since a butterfly flew past him to perch on a flower petal. The scene before him was breathtaking picturesque even, like a nature enthusiast's dream come true and he viewed all of it underneath a bright blue sky dotted with fluffy clouds.
"…"
As soon as his lidded eyes had their fill of the current environment he promptly lay back down and pulled the cover over his head to block out the light.
'It's way too early for this shit.'
Unfortunately while he was content nay determined to simply ignore everything the same cannot be said for the person responsible for the creation of this…wonderland. When his covers disappeared Stanley used his pillow to smother his head with growl/groan undeterred. In the next instant his pillows also disappeared followed by the bed from right under him. Unfortunately he couldn't ignore his pillow and bed disappearing afterwards and with no other recourse than to confront this latest issue he surged to his feet.
Sensing that the one responsible for the disruption of his morning to be just a few feet away from him Stanley surged to his feet determined to give her a piece of his mind only to pause in utter bewilderment at the sight before him.
Not ten feet away from his position stood Ezraphel looking miffed with a small frown, furrowed brows and hands on her wide hips. Stanley was about to deliver the mother of all tirades when his voice caught in his throat.
Ezraphel was wearing a modified black leotard that hugged her voluptuous body leaving the top half of her chest, shoulders and arms completely exposed. On the leotard there was a deep plunge down to her belly button leaving her heaving breasts held from spilling out up by a small pink ribbon between them. Her long legs were covered by black fishnet stockings ending in a pair of equally dark pumps. On both wrists she wore white cuffs and around her neck was a detachable shirt collar with a red bowtie.
"What the fuck are you wearing?"
That was a rhetorical question since it didn't take a genius to realize that Ezraphel was dressed like a playboy bunny or in this case a playboy Lilim considering she forgoes the rabbit ears and tail for her own horns and tail.
Seeing his reaction, Ezraphel's expression morphed into smug satisfaction as she did a pose "like what you see?"
'Yes!'
Swallowing his initial reaction Stanley asked the obvious question "what the hell is going on?"
A bit disappointed she didn't get the reaction she wanted Ezraphel nonetheless stood a bit straighter and smiled.
"Stanley, do you know what day it is?"
"Should I?"
Honestly he just figured she had a bout of random 'brilliance' and decided to do something spontaneous without consulting him…again.
Rolling her eyes Ezraphel continued "come now Stanley, you should know this, a special day of the year that involves a special bunny?"
He could almost hear the Jeopardy theme playing in his head as the moments passed before the realization hit with a buzzer "you have got to be kidding me."
"I am not to be kidding you" Ezraphel cheered "Happy Easter Stanley!"
Easter aka one of the most commercially appropriated religious holidays in modern culture. Like Valentine's Stanley was barely aware of its existence nowadays.
"You still didn't answer my question, what the hell is going on?"
"Fufufu, I am glad you ask my dear Stanley. For you see I have come upon a delightfully festive activity for us to take part in. Can you guess what it is?"
"The most childish, inane and pointless activity to ever be devised for a holiday celebrating the resurrection of a religion's messiah?" he answered having deduced exactly what she had in mind.
He is of course talking about an Easter egg hunt.
"Well yes but it is also fun and something we can do together."
Ezraphel had no idea how a rabbit hiding colored eggs for children to find relates to a religious festival celebrating the resurrection of an ancient holy icon but she can get behind anything that involves chocolate, Stanley and fun so here she was.
"Where are we exactly?"
"I know you would not want to leave home today so I took the liberty of creating a spirit realm for our purposes."
In other words instead of dragging him outside she made outside indoors.
"You shouldn't have."
"It was my pleasure really."
"No I mean you really shouldn't have because I'm not doing this."
Rather than be deterred Ezraphel instead looked delighted "I knew you would say that-"
"And yet you still went and did it anyway" he grumbled.
Ignoring his words she continued "which is why I made some changes to the game I am sure you will appreciate."
And before he could ask what those changes were Ezraphel snapped her fingers and something *poof* into existence above him complete with sound effect, glitter and streamers. He was tempted to let the falling object hit the ground but seeing as it was familiar he caught it almost by instinct. It was his KWA HK 45 airsoft pistol and after checking over the weapon and making sure it had a full clip of BBs he gave the Lilim a suspicious look.
"Why would I need a gun for this?"
"Because this is not just your average egg hunt Stanley~"
*Snap*
With a snap of her fingers the earth started to rumble and Stanley took a step back in surprise as a mound of dirt began to rise. First it grew to a size of over 5ft, became humanoid then filled out with curves that would make any human woman jealous and finally the shapely mound of dirt became detailed until Stanley was left staring at what was essentially a voluptuous gold colored woman wearing a brown version of the playboy bunny outfit complete with rabbit ears sticking out of her head.
"What the hell is that?"
"A Golem."
It took a moment for the name to jog his memories but when it did he gave Ezraphel a narrow eyed look that her turning a bit nervous.
"Did you seriously just create a Mamono?" The short man questioned slowly with an edge in his voice that could cut iron.
"No this is different!" the Lilim added seeing as he looked to be about to use the airsoft weapon on her.
"How is it-she different?"
Clearing her throat to compose herself she answered "she and the other Golems are not at all sentient, they are merely dolls made for this Easter Egg Hunt, after which they will be destroyed without a trace."
Looking at the Golem she created he couldn't help but think to himself 'I don't know why but that sounds kind of fucked up."
The Golem met his gaze and with a face utterly devoid of expression and started doing erotic poses.
'Da fuq?'
Not seeming to notice this Ezraphel continued with her explanation "now for this Easter Hunt the goal is to reach 100 points by collecting the Easter eggs I have hidden across this realm. White colored eggs are worth 1 point, silver colored eggs are worth 5 points, golden eggs 10 points and if you are lucky enough to find it, dark purple colored eggs are worth 20 points."
It was a little difficult for Stanley to keep his attention on Ezraphel when the Golem's poses started getting more outrageous. Seeing as his attention was split Ezraphel glanced beside her only to find the Golem standing motionless.
Getting back to her explanation she added "working as obstacles to your goal are these Golems" as she said this, the Golem resumed its lewd poses "they will also be prevalent across the area and will try their best to stop you.
"Uh…"
The reason for his brain dead response was because the Golem started fondling herself, even going so far as to stick out her tongue at him erotically. It would have had a far more pronounced effect on him had her expression not been blank and had he not been exposed to Ezraphel for the better part of six months.
"There are also special types out there that should you defeat will 'drop' a different colored egg. You can know which egg they will drop by the color of the gem at their chest. Be warned, depending on the gem color denotes their difficulty."
At this point the Golem was twerking and damned if that ass didn't bounce.
"This brings me to how you can destroy the Golems."
The shift in her tone made both the man and Golem to pause in shock and in that moment of pause Ezraphel's tail lashed out with a resounding *smack* against the Golem's round ass causing the magical construct to jump. Though her expression remained neutral Stanley could see a tinge of red on her cheeks.
The bemused Lilim gave the construct a sideways glance and uttered "behave" before continuing "now as I was saying, to combat the Golems I have left your airsoft equipment scattered around the realm in easy to find places. And I took the liberty of making some additions to your arsenal I think you may like~"
Now that caught his attention "what kind of additions?"
"You will have to find out for yourself~"
Okay he was feeling sufficiently hyped right now.
"Now you can choose to fight without a weapon but I wouldn't recommend it."
"Noted."
As if he was going to fight bare knuckle against a sentient magical construct.
"Finally there are also safe areas for rest and recuperation, any questions?"
"What do I get if I win?"
Ezraphel grins and the Golem goes right behind her just as she strikes a pose the construct starts to molest her from behind, not that Lilim seemed to mind.
"If you win you get to receive your prize, me~" letting a moan as the Golem's ministrations continue she added "in any way you want, whenever and however~"
Stanley's jaw dropped as he beheld the two of them together and almost immediately thoughts of a potential threesome entered his mind.
{My time has come!}
'Shut up and get down dick!'
{Never!}
Swallowing his arousal with mild annoyance Stanley managed to stutter out "a-and if I lose?"
At this Ezraphel's and even the Golem's demeanor changed and their eyes start to glow a deep red and pink respectively.
"If you lose then I get you as the prize and get to take you in any way I want~" her expression turned to one of the utmost lewdness "whenever and however I want…"
Stanley's eyes widened, his pupils dilated and beads of sweat started running down the nape of his neck. Despite everything he has experienced with Ezraphel during their sexcapades he is under no delusion that they have only just scratched the surface of her depravity and the thought of experiencing what lay beneath, worse now that she has access to the internet, filled him with such abstract terror that for a brief moment he considered not taking the chance.
Then he realized if he was to do that he will forever be known as a giant pussy afraid of getting fucked by his girlfriend's extreme hand-holding type of debauchery…or something.
Taking a deep breath Stanley gave her the most serious god damn glare he has ever given anyone in his life
"Losing is not an option for me."
"I'd be surprised if it was" she winked.
"Whatever, now if you'll excuse me I have a motherfucking egg hunt to win."
"Good luck~"
"Luck is for noobs"he began to walk away only to stop when Ezraphel called out to him.
"One more thing before you go."
"What?"
*Snap*
After an audible snap of her fingers Stanley suddenly found his clothes replaced with a white and pink bunny themed onesie complete with a hood where a pair of floppy ears was attached.
"Aye yo what the FUCK!?"
He spun around with eyes screaming MURDER only to find both the Golem and soon-to-be-dead Lilim gone with her final words sounding out in the form of a voice that echoed in across the area.
"Have fun~"
With the cause of his current embarrassing predicament gone Stanley's teeth gnashed together painfully, his eyes twitched uncontrollably, veins appeared on his neck, a headache formed out of sheer frustration and as the anger erupted, a roar sounded across the entire realm scattering the wildlife, alerting the Golems and sending a thrill of an as of yet unknown emotion through the constructs.
"RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!"
~O~
Later…
Ezraphel would be the first to say that this idea was a strange one for her. If someone were to tell her that she would be creating a spirit realm for the sake of letting her Stanley indulge in his hobby why…she would she would totally believe them but the reasoning behind it would leave her skeptical. It was not too long ago that she had dismissed Airsoft as a distasteful, barbaric event that was no better than a safer version of a blood sport. Then she witnessed him actually playing and she realized something that was an absolute fact of life…
Ezraphel liked watching her Stanley work.
Never before had Ezraphel wanted something so bad and never realized it until it was given to her. Seeing her Stanley physically exerting himself with sweat dripping down his brow was enough to make her hot and bothered just thinking of it. Of course one could always make the argument that she sees that every time they make love but there was an inherent difference between sex and Airsoft.
The mixture of concentration and raw passion on his expression when playing that silly game was there when they are having sex but with Airsoft it is magnified significantly. There was just something about the sport that brings out a different kind of passion from her Stanley and if she was being honest Ezraphel was jealous of that fact. It seems silly to be jealous of such a thing but she found she could not find a means of garnering the same level of response from him and it frustrated her beyond measure.
Can you imagine it?
Her a Lilim, a creature of immeasurable sexual and seductive prowess losing to a mere game in a contest of evoking a higher degree of emotional response from her own husband. It was unacceptable but Ezraphel was not worried. So what if her Stanley got more excited playing a game than making love to her? It was fine. It doesn't bother her it doesn't bother her at all…
…
…That's bullshit. It bothers her. It bothers her a lot and more than she was comfortable with accepting.
Currently she was in a cordoned off area within the spirit realm viewing her Stanley's progress. It has only been half an hour but to make a long story short her Stanley was having the time of his life. He took to this activity as he would any of his videogames which is why he has already amassed 67 points and counting in the relatively short time since he started. She noted he seemed to spend more time going after the Golems than actually finding the eggs themselves and the exchanges were rather…violent to say the least.
It was something Ezraphel accounted for since she knew putting him in that bunny costume and magically adhering it his body so he couldn't take it off would incur…retaliation. It was worth it to see her Stanley in the costume though since he looked so adorable in it. So in that sense she was completely and totally fine with using an army of Golems as collateral for Stanley's rage.
Despite the worrying degree of violence displayed by the man the sheer exhilaration mixed with the visage of him working up a sweat created a deliciously bittersweet mixture for the Lilim. On one hand her Stanley was enjoying all the effort she put into creating this game but on the other hand her jealousy spiked with every escalation of passion felt through their bond.
Many believe that Mamono were creatures of lust but that is a misconception. Sure many are predisposed to lust but in truth they are actually creatures of passion. It is said that there is nothing a passionate Mamono cannot accomplish and the thing about passion is when viewed from the outside it can be such an alluring thing.
"Hmm~"
Ezraphel squirmed as she viewed the live image of her Stanley battling through a small horde of Golems. Her eyes were practically glued to the screen and one of her hands began trailing down to her
*BZZZZT*
"Ow, dammit!" she shook her hand and glared at the one responsible.
The first Golem she created met the Lilim's gaze with her own blank one. In her hand was a cattle prod that if one were to look closely had runic markings along its length.
"…" Ezraphel glared at the construct.
The Golem could not verbally express herself but Ezraphel understood why she did what she did. After all Ezraphel was the one who told her to do it in the first place. That's right, Ezraphel knew watching her Stanley work would inevitably result in her relieving tensions which would in turn get her in the mood for some loving. Problem is the only cure for Ezraphel's sexual frustration was her Stanley and her body would not accept any substitute.
In layman's terms watching Stanley work makes her horny and masturbating doesn't help at all. In fact it might just drive her to going down there and pouncing on the man mid game which would be unacceptable. She spent too much time crafting this realm and the game itself to end it prematurely. Plus her Stanley would not appreciate the interruption after everything was said and done. Hence the reason why she entrusted the Golem with an enchanted cattle prod and ordered her to shock her if she started getting handsy with herself.
It's a good thing her Stanley was moving fast.
~O~
More Time Later…
Ever wonder what would happen if you put someone who was a pro-gamer and Airsoft enthusiast into a simulated shoot-em up? Well in all fairness they probably wouldn't be very impressive to watch but what if that someone was also a magically augmented superhuman whose stamina is trained and tested almost every day for hours on end?
Now that result would be pretty interesting.
You know what else is interesting?
This was only the third greatest moment of Stanley's life right behind becoming independent and losing his virginity. He didn't think anything could top the latter but life has a way of surprising you sometimes, just look at him. How he, Stanley Berkowitz, was voluntarily taking place in an Easter Egg Hunt while wearing a fucking rabbit themed pink and white onesie. Oh he hasn't forgotten about that. How could he when he couldn't get the fucking thing off?
But back to the egg hunt.
By this point he had found all of his tactical gear, the vest, helmet, visor, pads and holsters. He now wore all of them over the fucking onesie. He didn't have to imagine how ridiculous he looked because he saw his reflection once and he immediately came to a horrifying conclusion.
He looked like a character straight out of Fortnite.
…Stanley will not be responsible for what he does to Ezraphel after this.
Taking up the golden egg he now has 80 points in total. This latest acquisition came after his hard fought battle with one of the 'special' Golems. Far as he can tell Golems are separated by two three types: mobs, specials and bosses. Mobs are your typical golden colored constructs, special types have weapons and armor and the bosses are just Golems taking on the form of other Mamono. So far he's fought a Werewolf, Centaur, Gargoyle and Lizardman.
Each one was harder than the last with the bosses doing a pretty accurate representation of their real counterparts, at least that's what he figured. Still every one of them dropped a golden egg and this latest acquisition from the aforementioned Lizardman brought his total points up to 80. This was interesting because from what he could see there wasn't much left of the world for him to explore.
He was under the impression that Ezraphel hid an arbitrary number of eggs across the area and was counting on him to pick and choose the method of reaching 100 points which up to this point was how it was but he realized that she only hid 80 points worth of eggs. He knew this because it wasn't necessarily hard to find the eggs, all he had to do was find where the Golems lingered and there would some in the area.
He assumed there could be some in more hidden but that's not the case, clearly she didn't want this to be too hard for him. It is partly the reason he thought there were no more eggs hidden, the other reason stems from the fact that he only needed 20 points to win the game and wouldn't you know there is only a single egg type that he hasn't found yet.
'And only a couple places I haven't checked.'
Minutes later he arrived at his destination, a cave. He discovered it earlier but something about it gave him 'big boss' vibes and at the time he was very much less equipped so he skipped it. Now he sees that he had made the right decision and he also saw that Ezraphel had laid a trap for him.
"Clever girl."
This can be considered the final boss and she deliberately left it more accessible so he would go in there underequipped and get ass blasted by whatever was in there. Too bad for her it didn't work and now as Stanley finished checking over his weapons, adjusted his armor and went over tactics he was ready for whatever was in there.
'Could be Grizzly, Ogre, Oni, or, god forbids, a Dragon' these were all Mamono he figured would use a cave as their dwelling.
In the end he found he was wrong on all counts.
First of all he realized that the cave was in fact not a cave but a burrow which made sense considering the final boss was a Wererabbit wearing a red headband to go with her playboy leotard and wielding an A&K M60 Airsoft machine gun which for some reason looked strangely familiar to him.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?"
The Wererabbit Golem gave him a narrow eyed look as she hefted the machine gun and spoke in a very familiar accented voice "your worst nightmare."
"…"
Stanley's jaw dropped and so did the playboy Wererabbit Rambo as she yelled out while unloading a veritable storm of BB pellets in his direction.
~O~
Some More Time Later…
"HE DID IT!"
Ezraphel leapt to her feet as she saw her Stanley standing triumphant over the Wererabbit she based off of the protagonist of one of Stanley's favorite movies. As the 20 point egg manifested Ezraphel made preparations for her Stanley's arrival. The Golem was promptly dismissed, her body was cleaned and she teleported herself to a small clearing in the woods. It was a secluded area in the spirit realm where a bed was situated in the middle with the sun shining down upon it.
Excitedly the Lilim hurries to lie on the bed, making sure to position herself for maximum allure as she waited for her champion's arrival. Moments later a shimmering portal and through it stepped her Stanley. For a man wearing a white and pink bunny costume her Stanley cut quite an intimidating figure especially since he also held the Wererabbit Golem's weapon in a tight grip.
Seeing this, the Lilim's excitement was suddenly tempered with mild worry.
"Ezraphel."
Now she was very worried.
"Stanley, y-you did it!"
"Yeah" he nodded gripping his weapon tighter "and I bet it was very entertaining from where you were watching huh?"
'Well…' she wisely kept her mouth shut as he continued.
"I bet you also think it was funny too."
"What do you mean?"
As he spoke he moved closer "putting me in a fucking bunny costume, having me run around and fighting a Wererabbit Rambo."
In her defense "I thought you'd like it."
"I have a comparatively short list of things I want in my life Ez and fighting a Mamono version of Rambo was definitely not on that list."
"Oh, so you didn't like it?"
Stanley paused, held her gaze for a while then sighed, loosening the grip on his weapon "no, I actually enjoyed every second of it."
"Really?"
"As if you didn't already know" he grumbled.
The Lilim grinned "I know but it's always great to hear it."
"Whatever, I suppose you know now what must happen" he gave her meaningful look that had her heart pumping and juices flowing.
"Yes~" with a snap of her fingers a zipper appears on the front of his costume allowing him to relieve himself of it.
He only glanced at the zipper before he spoke "then assume the position."
Giving a mental squeal of delight Ezraphel turned to assume the position: face down, ass up because that's the way Stanley fucks. However instead of the shifting of clothes Ezraphel was greeted by the now familiar sound of a rifle cocking. So whilst maintaining her position she looked over her shoulder to see her Stanley aiming the rifle at her ass.
"S-Stanley?" a now nervously sweating Lilim stuttered.
"You didn't think I was just going to let the bunny costume thing slide did you?"
Would he be surprised if she said yes?
"Didn't you say I could have you whenever and however I wanted?"
"Y-yes…"
"Well I'm 'having' you tenderized!'
"Eep!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Stanley's war cry was followed by the sound of him unloading the M60 at Ezraphel's heart shaped cheeks.
In the end the BBs did little damage to Ezraphel's magically augmented booty however the 39 hours of pounding Stanley gave exclusively to her ass ensured that the Lilim would not have full use of her legs even with healing magic for at least an hour and wouldn't be able to sit for several more after that.
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