Chapter 4: Harem Rejection System Active, Sent by Mother Nature.

A day passed since the entire accident.

Now, Yuuki was awakening from his well-deserved sleep after successfully avoiding a relationship. However, the strange thing was that this time, his alarm wasn't the thing doing the waking up, it was the incessant buzzing of his phone. It had gone crazy from notifications.

Slowly rising from his bed to sit his butt properly on his soft bed, he rubbed his eyes, "Yawn~ what's with all the notifications," he said, obviously annoyed. He didn't have much friends, so by that logic he wouldn't have much notifications either.

And yet... somehow he did.

He swiped his phone on and what he saw shocked him to the core of his being.

"WH... WHAT'S ALL THIS?!"

His smartphone was being assaulted with notifications from an app he'd never seen before.

[ Mai Takahashi is crazy about you! ] (LM: 99!)

[ Aiko Suzuki is interested in you! ] (LM: 67)

[ Yumi Nakamura has shown interest in you! ] (LM: 10)

[ Haruka Hoshigawa is confused about you! ] (LM: 35)

[ Ayumi Hoshigawa can't stop thinking about you! ] (LM: 80)

[ Rina Matsuda doesn't know you're the one for her! ] (LM: 5)

[ Sora Yamamoto is hesitant, support her affectionately! ] (LM: 0)

[ Yuka Kobayashi has studied everything but love, make her experience it! ] (LM: 0)

[ Mei Ishikawa sees you in her dreams! ] (LM: 50)

[ Kaori Yamaguchi just might have a soft side for you. But only if you can dominate her! ] (LM: 10)

[ Yui Chinatsu has no idea who you are... meet her, and she won't stop thinking about you! ] (LM: 0)

"What the fuck is this?"

In Yuuki's eighteen years of living, he'd never seen anything more stupid than this before. He already assumed that it was some sort of game, but it definitely wasn't—something he quickly realized the moment he saw the first name - Mai Takahashi. The second name was "Aoki Suzuki" his childhood friend, it made absolutely sense what was going on.

Why were their names popping up on his screen?

"Is this..." he raised an eyebrow. "Some sort of bug, perhaps?"

He clicked on Mai's name and her status screen popped up.

---Mai's Status---

[Name] Mai Takahashi

[Dere Type] DereDere

[Age] 18

[Condition] Virgin

[Love Meter] 99!

[Current Relationship Status] Single

[Potential Relationship Level] High

[Likes] Literature, BL Manga, Yuuki Tanaka, Intercontinental Dishes

[Dislikes] Bullies, Loud Noises, Crowds

[Special Notes] She's the first girl to confess her feelings to you after your system activated. She's a popular and outgoing girl with a strong personality. She is very determined to win your heart and will employ bold tactics to get your attention.

...

A very heavy sigh left Yuuki's lips when he saw this.

You'd think he'd have taken it seriously by now, but no, he simply threw his phone away and fell back on his bed to enjoy his sleep; after all, his alarm was yet to go off.

"I'm sure Yasuda made that nonsense to mess with me, tch!" he mumbled as he snuggled more into his bed, already smiling at the thought of resuming his sleep.

He closed his eyes and drifted off to sleep.

Before he could even properly enjoy his second sleep of the morning, a gentle voice as sweet as honey spoke.

"Good morning, sleepyhead."

It was such an unfamiliar voice. He slowly rubbed his eyes and groaned as the voice had woken him up and now he was feeling a soft hand touching his cheek. "What..." his brown eyes forcefully fluttered open to the bright light of the morning for the second time—and unlike the first, it was far more shocking.

There was a naked lady in his bed!

"Eh?"

The woman had a soft smile on her face, a soft, curvaceous body and even soft shapely breasts that weren't exactly big, but enough to satisfy one's groping desires. Everything about this woman was simply soft. She had the perfect head-pat height, soft blue hair, even softer blue eyes and yes, much, much, softer light skin. "It seems I should've surprised you like this from the start, yes~?"

An average person wouldn't even know how to react, and with Yuuki being the first and foremost of averageness, he just stared at her blankly. He didn't know whether he was supposed to be shouting... or rock-hard.

His eyes went down her huggable body and he saw her pert, pink nipples that just stood out like sweet, lickable cherries and his eyes went further down, but before his eyes could go any lower, the woman's index booped his nose and she said, "Focus on me, alright~" she smiled.

Yuuki rose from his bed to properly sit on it. He even backed the naked woman to show her he had no interests in her body. "Don't fool yourself. If you choose to be a naked, homeless woman then at least have the pride to beg for clothes..."

The woman's eyes went wide when she heard this. Her face squeezed a bit and she said, "You have quite the mou—"

He interrupted her by pointing at his clothes rack which he backed and said, "Grab a shirt there and dress for success, then, we can have a reasonable conversation. I hate talking to women and you'd think I'll talk with one that's naked and ambushed me in my bed? Hell no."

Simply getting interjected by him made her cheeks a little red with annoyance, but she faced the clothes rack and mumbled insults at him while she searched for a shirt. "Tch, I try to surprise him and he does such nonsense, I should've just kept it official..." she mumbled some more and furiously searched for her preferred choice of clothing.

Although for Yuuki, any clothing would do...

...

Carefully, the blue-haired woman put on Yuuki's blue sweatshirt while smiling so innocently. "I was only trying to spice things up since it was our first meeting. But to be honest, you're not as innocent or naive as I thought you were going to be." She was fully wearing his sweatshirt. She pulled on the edge of the sweatshirt so it could cover her smooth, spotless thighs the best it could. She wasn't wearing anything under, so of course she didn't want to bother the chaste young man anymore than she already had.

"Next time," Yuuki turned to look at her, "Don't try spicing things up. The only thing I like spiced is my food, and even at that it's lightly spiced with a cup of milk on the side..."

He wasn't the biggest fan of spicy foods. But, that didn't really matter when he realized something... this woman had the audacity to wear a sweatshirt over her naked body.

Is she trying to provoke me? She's wearing my sweatshirt...

The way Yuuki stared at her, the woman already believed she'd already charmed him with her heavenly beauty.

In all honesty, they both knew what she was trying to do. The mysterious attraction that came from a slender, especially small woman wearing an oversized sweatshirt was unavoidable. It's like the sartorial equivalent of borrowing a slice of comfort from your favorite pizza joint.

She smiled mischievously at him, and her cheeks painted an erotically pink colour. "So, do you want to see my naked body again~~?"

A straight answer left Yuuki's mouth. "I'd prefer to see some ID, what's your name?"

The woman stumbled back a bit and said, "Y-you damsel-dodging bastard!"

"I ask again, ID."

Composing herself, a small chuckle stepped out of her silky, strawberry lips. She placed a hand on her chest and spoke with pride, "Why would a woman with celestial beauty such as mine, need a form of identification..." another chuckle paused her, "My name is Erosa, a Cupid sent to you by Mother Nature."

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