Chapter 26: Chapter 25
[ That's right. It's been existing even before the beginning of time. They say that a mortal immediately goes insane after one glimpse of it. ]
Ha?
[ You're a pretty interesting mortal. You survived in Hell even if it was only a mere seconds.
Then you came back as if nothing happened. Then you saw a glimpse of The Abyss, At first I really thought you were going to go insane so I put the Calming Mind effect just to be sure. ]
... Why?
[ Simple. I'm interested and curious about you. ]
I can already feel every fiber of my being shiver in hearing what this fat ass cat just said.
[ I can hea- ]
So wait, you're telling me. I went through serious bullshit all because of your curiosity?
[ I'm pretty sure you've heard of the saying, "Curiosity killed the cat." ]
Come to think of it, I've never really known or heard about your name, have I?
I've met Gaia and Aeolus, how come you've never mentioned your name?
[ My name? Why do you want to know? ]
Then he suddenly opened his slit eyes. Very creepy.
Yep, another reason why I hate furries. Here you meet a walking talking fat cat, and what he does to you? tortures you for his curiosity.
[ Well, I was determined that you were a spy for the demon god so I did all those without a second thought. ]
B-b-but this is unjustified actions towards mortals! How could you do this to me?! all because of your curiosity and speculation!
[ Hou? then tell me mortal, what will you do about it. ]
Every time this bastard talks, the more my repressed rage begins to roar.
Y-you... BASTARD!
[ Well that was fun. Anyway- hou? that's an interesting face you're making there. ]
This little bastard is smirking!
Holy shit... I've never been provoked like this my whole entire life.
Other than that heated battle with the furries- not to mention this god is a literal furry!
Holy shit.... What am I gonna do about?!
I'm gonna wreck your ass little fat ass boi!
[ Hou? And how do you suppose you do that? ]
I- I-.. son of a bitch, shut the fuck up and you'll see!
I'll fucking drown your face into a fucking pit of shits! and that Abyss thing? Yeah that too! I'll shove all those right into your ass! I swear, I won't stop until-
[ Laughable, you're quite the joker aren't you? anyway, I- ]
Joker?! YOU THINK I'M JOKING?! YOU MADE ME SEE AND FEEL SHIT NORMAL MORTALS SHOULDN'T HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE I DEAL WITH THOSE HUH?!
[ Well I gave you the medication for them right? ]
WELL NOT A PERMANENT ONE! IF THAT THING GOES AWAY, I'LL BE ABLE TO SEE THAT SHIT AGAIN AND TRUST ME WHEN I SAY I DON'T BECAUSE, I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING- BUT THAT, IT TERRIFIES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME.
[ Hmmm. well you better work- *BOOM* ]
And the hell was that supposed to be?
[ Well, it turns out the demon god's influence was much deeper than we think. So much so that almost half of the celestial beings were on his side.
So as you can see, we have no idea who to trust right now and I won't apologize since I'm a god, besides it's your fault you're a mortal. ]
Ha? As if I wanted your disgusting apology! Wow... I have never heard something so arrogant and racist at the same to before. It's MY fault that I'm a mortal that you can just toss me around to do whatever you want?!
[ Precisely. ]
THIS GUY-
[ *BOOM!* *BOOM!* anyhow, I suppose this will do for our short meeting today. Other Gods are busy fighting other Gods, basically no one will be watching you.
I want you to reach level 1000 within a year. ]
Wow, you literally mean what you mean about tossing and ordering me around huh?
[ Well, if that demonic god succeeds, he'll eat all the mortal souls while those who has entity of < Heroes > Heh, well, he'll probably cast all of them into the abyss since they stood in his way. ]
This was the moment I realised something. Hoooly crap.
Holy shit.
Y-you played me.
[ Hou? what do you mean mortal? ]
You knew there was a glitch in the system.
[ I see... so the mortal finally grown some brain huh? Well the answer to that, yes I knew it from the beginning.
Why? well your soul belongs to another world, basically a foreign object. Now what happens when the system meets with a foreign substance? Naturally, glitches are made in the system since the system is fixed. ]
...
[ Well shouldn't you be glad? Now you have a cheat for your self. ]
...how long have you thought about this?
[ What do you mean? ]
You made it so now.. I have no choice but to defeat the demon god, right?
[ Very good, mortal. You've manage to figure that out at least. ]
.... I'm so mad... I've never been this mad my whole entire life.
You!-
[ Now you really are making an interesting face, mortal. If I recall, you used to say a catch phrase that very much infuriated my believers, no?
I think it was... U mad bro? ]
...
I WILL BEAT THE LIVING SHI-
[ *BOOM* We- *BOOM!* That's *CRASH* for today- ]
With that-
GASP!
I'm awake again.
-
I found myself lying on the ground. It was dawn and the sun was starting to rise.
I looked around and I was the only one there. Rio was nowhere to be found while Ruri and Kinoko should be back by now.
Sigh...
I really got played... hard.
That bastard.... just remembering him makes me want to punch and drill a hole right through that smirking face.
Damn him...
Although, yes it was my fault for being too greedy, but still-
Fuck him and his believers. I knew I was right to hate those incel bastards.
One day.. I swear.... I WILL get my revenge.
Sigh..
I looked at my stats again and found the same effect as a hero would have.
Except now the hero status thing looks like it's mocking me.
Damn him.
Anyway, where'd the stalking bastard go?
Rustle Rustle!
Hm?
Two figures came out from the bushes in front of me, one was a round purple slime while the other was the teenage blonde hero.
And nothing surprising, both look sweaty and exhausted.
Wait, does that even happen to a slime?
"Haa... finally..."
[ W-we're back... ]
'Hm. By the way, any idea where the creepy stalker went?'
Both of them shrugged and continued to walk towards me.
"Haru... tail."
[ Bosh..]
Well this is hella annoying, slime or not, pretty girl or not, both are smelly and sweaty.
'No.'
"Whaa? whyyy?"
[ Yeah, boss.. why? ]
' Take a bath first. '
"Oh yeah... we are stinky and smelly. "
[ Stinky? Smelly? ]
"I guess you don't know huh? well anyway- Clean!"
Suddenly, the sweat and dirt on them begun disappearing and they began to look as good as new.
"Tail."
[ Boss? ]
' Alright fine...'
With that, they settled themselves to bed while I on the other hand, became the bed.
Sigh..
Till what skills have you-
[ Name: Ruri Lucredia
Level: 6 EXP:70/4000
Status: Alive
Race: Human
HP: 10000/10000
Mana: 50000/50000
Attack Power: 40000
Skills: Gather (Lv. MAX), Farming (Lv. MAX), Bountiful Harvest (Lv. MAX), Chop (Lv. MAX), Hero Awakening (Active), Walk (Lv. MAX), Run (Lv. MAX), Dash (Lv. MAX), Jump (Lv. MAX), Enhanced Jump (Lv. 9), Hop (Lv. 7), Slide (Lv. 8), Sneak (Lv. MAX), Cut Slash(Lv. MAX), Stab (Lv. MAX), Cleave (Lv. MAX), Diagonal slash (Lv. MAX), Feint (Lv. MAX), Sword Proficiency (Lv. 9), Footwork (Lv. 8), Block (Lv. MAX), Dodge (Lv. MAX), Multitask (Lv. MAX), Clean(Lv. 9), Dismantle (Lv. MAX), Dissect (Lv. 8), Climb (Lv. MAX), Quick Movements (Lv. 8), Observe (Lv. MAX), Analyze (Lv. MAX), Throw (Lv.9), Torture (1 Star - Lv. 3), Crush (Lv. MAX), Break (Lv.MAX), Slice(Lv. MAX), Escape ...
Titles: Haru's Apprentice, The Hero.
Blessings: N/A ]
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I should get used to this by now. Also, her skills are so much that you need to scroll down yo view them all.
Ho? another thing I'm not surprised of, 1 Star - Lv. 3 Torture skill?
I really don't wanna know what she's doing.
All I know is that this aloof, pretty, teenage girl is- well I wanted to say that she has her principles but now all I could say is that she's fucking crazy.
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