Chapter 1: chapter 1 Beginning °^°

Hi I'm jay and lived on earth. The reason I died is one of the worst moments of my life. 'Cause I was a college student and actually pretty normal I was the thing though I loved the most famous girl on the however, I was an idiot. My plan was to tell her in front of the whole school in a school event that I love her, but then when the moment final came on the Stage and i said the Words "I - love - you" I heard a very loud fart and a smell of shit I smelled with Nose and after a moment I realized I fucked up.I shit my pants in front of the entire school and their parent's everyone made had Video or Photo of me and my pant's full of shit.After realized what the situation was she looked at me, but I see a kind smile on her beautiful face, but instead of saying a few cheery words, she had to throw up in my face. This situation was so funny and disgusting at the same time. After that a chain reaction, broke out the first thing I puked then everyone started throwing up and giggling and laughing because of the shame I died my heart stopped and my body lies in a mixture of puke and shit.