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Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off
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Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen.
“Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...”
A sudden shadow loomed over her.
“What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked.
She blinked up… and froze.
Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile.
“Let’s have ours,” he said.
Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited.
… Ours? OURS?!
Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave.
Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain.
***
Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent.
Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them.
“D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.”
The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly.
And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle.
Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him.
Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic.
“I… I…” Her voice cracked.
Okay, new problem… the snake is hot.
She squeezed her eyes shut.
“If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.”
***
One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might.
Boom!
The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated.
The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation.
But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat.
The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius.
Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated...
"Binding with host…"
"Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world."
Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate.
If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.
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I am happy that I discovered this book and after finding slow updation didn't neglect it or i will regret for sure. This is such a wonderful story. keep it up author.👍
I've only found this book by chance during this Thanksgiving event but I must admit that it's a masterpiece. The FL is sassy, the dialogues are spot on and the MLs have their perfect individual characters. I've fallen in love with the tiger Hu Yan during the grand feast ❤️ kitty kisses 🐯❤️ I can't even complain about the villains - I know similar people from my personal life where, unfortunately, I can't tell them off. And that's the worst feeling... Anyway, I'm so happy to at least read that somewhere someone can get their retribution. Keep up the great work, author - I'll definitely finish all the available chapters and I recommend everyone to do the same because the author can keep you entertained, laughing hard and hooked for wanting more.
Thanks for the Book!!!!! 🥂 📖🍾 Let me be give you all five stars for all five categories for your new book, Author-san 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 We are all looking forward for the next chapters 🥰📖📚
Good start and going well. I like strong female lead. Story not about just love from start. She is survival. And not weak mental person. Hope story going well too. Thanks for hard work.
excellent! love the story! so far it’s very clap back in beast world and I’m here for it! I only wish there were more chapters when I started reading so I could binge properly!! author san, consider doing a bulk drop of chapters to make us happy please if you have time???? 👉👈
I really like it, but please update more chapters faster 😫 . it's very interesting to read it and funny 😁
It's a little contradictory in some ways (or at least at first). The protagonist is presented as strong, but only to grab the protagonists. At the beginning, they make her seem easy to manipulate and cowardly in moments like that. I wonder if she really comes from an apocalyptic world. And also, fighting a zombie king, she is weak, so how did she achieve it (and I'm not talking about physical strength and combat, I understand that she lost her strength and physical condition when she transmigrated, but the character she forged, the experience and knowledge she obtained fighting zombies and mutated things are not noticeable in the least. I know that both worlds have nothing to do with each other, but if she is given a background like that, the protagonist cannot be portrayed that way. I would categorize her way of being as someone who comes from a normal world). Anyway, I hate the protagonist (partly, actually), but I like the story and I got hooked, even if it angers me a lot.
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very well written. the male beasts have more character than some of the other series on here, despite only having a couple hundred chapters so far
I absolutely love it!! ❤️❤️❤️ It's funny, the characters are sweet, and their interactions are cute! 😍😍😍 I need more though!! Update chapters faster please! Or do a batch unlock or something. Lol
It’s awfullyyyyyyy close to the novel I’ve been reading on this platform as well called “Kicking off with five beast husbands”.
I like this novel. it was recommended in event and i must say i love how it goes.
Please author how beast husbands does su-Qinglan has, because am confused 🤔 nw, the intro only mentioned two name which are hu yan and xuan long
Its such a wonderful unique novel with top notch characters....over all bravo
I'm loving this novel 😍 worth to read THANKS AUTHOR for sharing this wonderful story with us 😊
I like the plot, the comedy scenes are really funny to me. The author is really good at writing, so i'm curious to see how the story will evolve! I'm waiting for more chapters!