Chapter 2: Never thought I would miss Koogle Translator in another World.
As Guin takes his first steps toward this brand new World, he suddenly heard a groan from below as he steps in a kind of soft surface which almost makes him lose his balance. He takes a few fast steps forward to recover his balance.
"Please don't be shit! Please don't be shit! Please don't be shit! Oh wait! If it was shit it wouldn't make a noise! Safe! We are safe!"
After gathering his courage, he finally looks back to see what he had stepped on, only to find the dead last recruit waking up. Yeah, it seems he was not all that dead yet!
(Yet? You mean its just a matter of time? Well, thinking logically you are right, as every living being should die sooner or later, but its still quite cruel to talk about him like that.)
So, with the blessing of the All Mighty God Seink --
(No, No. I didn't do anything at all.)
The dead last recruit is now renamed ever lasting recruit due to his incredible durability!
(...)
"Hey man, you ok?"
"$@#$%^&!! @#$% %^&*$ @#$&*!!!"
After waking up, the ever lasting recruit get up in a single jump while talking in a unknown language. He seems quite desperate as he looks around and only finds our guinea pig.
"#^%$#&* $*$*$*% $*%$*^$%? @#$%#%^))& &^$^#^??"
"Hmm? What are you saying? I don't know! I don't understand!"
Ever lasting recruits desperately asks question after question to our little pig but both of them can't understand one another. Finally Ever boy takes action and holding firm the other's arm, he leads them into the mountain.
(This is a bit late, but I think I also forgot to install the translator into the System...Let's add it to the list!)
Now it was time for our fatty pig to despair, as he was being dragged up the mountain by an odd looking fellow who was one head taller than him. Not only the guy was wearing just leather pants, he didn't even talk his language and was stronger than a gorilla. A despairing situation for sure, but after trying to free his hand twice and noticing it was impossible, the despairing pig decided to give up.
"Since I can't free myself, its better to just cooperate and try to look for a chance to escape... Lets just pray he is not a gay pervert who is after my ass... T_T"
Actually, the ever lasting recruit didn't even notice the attempt of our fatty due to the huge disparity between their strengths, he only noticed a bit of trembling but paid no mind and kept walking fast, 10 minutes latter he could see a small line of 5 people in front of a small table. On top of the table there was two big crystal balls and behind it an elder hearing a white leather robe with a tired look on his face.
As he saw the line of people, ever lasting boy started running the last 200 meters finally reaching the end of the line. He dragged out the dead tired piggy from behind him and put the piggy in front of him while saying something and giving the pig a tap on the shoulder.
"Wai...t...I...can...t...run...any...mo..re..."
The tap was so strong that almost dislocated his arms and made him step forward to regain his balance and not fall down to his knees, ending up dumping on the recruit in front of him. The recruit in front turned and gave him an angry gaze and our cowardly pig made his best to try to mimic an apology to save his ass.
Looking around as he tried to regain his breath, Guin used his hundreds of hours reading foreign translated novels in the internet to make sense of what was going on.
"This seems like one of those mountain sects of Chinese novels...Great, there goes my dream of being a Wizard! Will I have to learn martial arts or will it be something more spiritual like those Xianxia novel? Anyway, I don't want to have to move to fight...so troublesome T_T"
One by one, each recruit was called. As he waited his turn, Guin took his chance to observe the procedure, which was quite simple.
First, the recruit put his hand in the crystal ball on the right side, the crystal ball would let out a yellowish light, the elder would nod.
Then he would grab the recruits pulse, after a few seconds he would let it go.
Finally the elder would say something, give the recruit a small booklet and the recruit would bow and leave through the huge gate behind the elder.
"Are those the sect rules? How am I going to read that shit! Never thought I would miss Koogle Translator in another World. T_T"
As he passed the gate, the recruit would vanish and the image inside the gate would distort just like the surface of a lake when one throws a peddle on it.
"Is that one of those famous formations? or is it a warp gate?"
After seeing it for the third time, he was sure he didn't miss anything, so when his turn arrived boldly walked to the crystal ball and placed his hand on top of it.
"Came! My Destiny!"
BOOM!!!
The crystal ball exploded throwing him away at an incredible speed, luckily or maybe unluckily he was thrown exactly where the ever last recruit was waiting making the back of the piggy's head hit the jaw of the ever boy resulting in a double knock out!
(Hahahahaha! Ding! Ding! Ding! Double knock out! And we got a Draw! Hahahahaha!)
While the All Mighty God Seink laughed at the unfortunate destiny of those below him, the elder, who now looked a lot better thanks to his newly made modern hair cut, was still trying to process what the fuck just happened, but as he looked at the pair of bleeding recruits in front of him he decided to postpone the investigation and deal with them before it was too late.
(Great, now that he is unconscious, I think its time for some Updates!)
CREATORS' THOUGHTS 
Seink
Seink Great, I have finished all my work, did my dailies in the online games I play, read all the new releases, what to do now? Time to write one more chapter! XD
Next one tomorrow? Maybe next Saturday ;p
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