Dear Chloe,
Sorry for not bullying you in the morning.
We were busy.
Busy vandalizing your desk.
We laughed so hard.
Did I say I was sorry?
If not, then not sorry.
I'm very sorry Chloe.
But I'm not sorry.
It's not me, it's you.
You're an ugly loser.
Seeing you makes me wanna beat you up.
I sent some appetite suppressants and blades.
Use them.
Love,
ALEX