Chapter 15: It’s A Hard Knock Life For Male Cultivators
(I added memes to each chapter title I hope you all like them)
Shonen Training Planet Day 3 (7:00 A.M.)
To anyone out there that makes fun of anyone for hitting a girl? They should try and learn from a trained martial artist, but that is also female. It's not fun, but Emilio right now can say it's paying dividends.
As we pan out? we can hear air blasts as the ground quakes and shakes with each punch thrown, Every kick landing with the female shouting out to the male.
"Come now, young Disciple, you are embarrassing yourself. Did you have no training before approaching me? If that is the case, then that is even worse as I have known children with more martial arts skills than you".
[I think she is enjoying this too much.] Emilio then remarks sparkly in his head "You think, but that doesn't matter. How are we doing with the analysis of her fighting form? Because while I am getting better, it's as if she's getting faster".
As the two martial artists continued to battle, Emilio proceeded to attempt to sweep out his master's leg but then proceeded to hit nothing as he was then struck in the shin by, somehow, multiple hits.
" As a young disciple, it's important not to get distracted by unnecessary thoughts. Instead, try to keep your mind empty and focus on the present moment. Don't worry about my movements, just focus on your practice and you'll be able to see more of mine in the future more clearly". Li Suo states quickly.
The two martial artists continue to trade blows, as each kick is met with equal measure, and as the fight continues Emilio continues to improve exponentially in comparison to any other normal cultivator.
Soon enough Emilio is able to dodge one of his master's strikes and proceeds to use this opening to go in for a strike, and as Emilio first begins to near his master's side, she disappears again and states.
" Young Disciple, You are making your intentions too known and too easily anticipated. Your strikes must be as chaotic as the life that surrounds us. Do not follow a pattern. Follow what your instinct is telling you, and you'll see a realm beyond the gods".
Emilio then responds with " This prattle is rich coming from you, as you are seemingly enjoying this I could see that blush on your face".
This seemingly takes his master off her game for a split second and Emilio uses this distraction in order to grab his teacher by the waist, and, using her off-center of gravity, flips her over himself yet she uses his momentum against him and flips him over her in which he proceeds to land back on his feet, and the two begin the trade blows yet again.
Soon enough, more time began to pass. As the two continued to battle, Emilio continued to improve by leaps and bounds, with each punch becoming sharper, each kick creating more of an impact, and without the two even knowing they were cultivating their internal energies.
With Emilio going from 9th of spirit profound to the low levels of earth profound. In contrast, his master continues to reignite her cultivation spark as her level rises rapidly to compensate for her lack of physical ability.
Shonen Training Planet Day 3 (2:00 P.M.)
As we return to the two martial artists, we see the female calmly sitting on the picnic blanket, originally sipping tea with the male lying on the ground nearby, breathing heavily with Emilio, then stating "You enjoyed this training session way too much.
But be honest with me, Master, have I improved?"
Li Suo finishes her tea and says calmly "Well, my young disciple, if I were to grade you on your performance at the end of the session, I would believe you've reached the level of a high-ranking soldier during the ancient era, as I could feel your punches over the last hour".
Then she proceeds to continue by saying "While your skills are impressive, it's important not to get too ahead of yourself. As a high-ranking soldier, you have the potential to do great things, but it's important to remember that there are others out there who possess even greater power. There are those who can shatter worlds with just their fists, and who have destroyed entire civilizations with only a swing of their legs. That being said, with your level of skill and the rate at which you are growing, it's possible that you could reach that level sooner than expected. You are an interesting specimen indeed". She says while smiling.
Emilio responds "Master please don't say that was smiling like that, you remind me of a white-skinned pedophile".
This phrase seemingly stuns the goddess of creation as she then snorts and says.
"I do not know what you are referencing. I am simply referring to your level of skill, not any other physical aspects but even if you do not succeed at martial arts and disciple, you can make a killing with this food as I know multiple-star realms that would pay with their daughters to have you as their personal chef ".
"Master, If you want me to make you more food, all you need to do is ask, as I do not need a harem of concubines just because I make a good tuna salad". Emilio stands up and walks over to the picnic blanket.
Li Suo then says "Now that we have physically exercised, we must begin exercising the mind, as I do not have my book that holds all of my teachings. I must tell you all this verbally". Emilio does something that fundamentally shocks her.
Emilio reaches his hand into a portal that leads to the past and grabs her full teachings from her library, but he won't tell her that just yet.
"You see, I have prepared for this as I had located a copy of your teachings, but I was unable to understand them. So I was hoping that with your help Master, I would be able to understand the fundamentals of life better". But then Emilio says to himself " Cortana scan the book and memorize its contents during the lesson".
[Already started Chief sending information now and beginning comprehension sub system]
At the start of the lesson, Emilio utilized the study time to acquaint his body with the teachings. During the session, his master demonstrated her ability to manipulate biology by creating a grass doll.
Emilio then used the doll as study material to comprehend the locations of each profound vein and the effects on different bodily functions, as well as the relationship between them and profound energy.
Initially, Emilio made some simple mistakes such as missing the target with his metal needles or misaligning veins. However, with the passage of time, his skill improved and he became an advanced user of acupuncture. He also gained knowledge about various herbs and substances used in the primal chaos.
Emilio then thinks in a sarcastic tone "Well now using my newfound medical abilities. If there's ever a sick old man in front of me, I can heal him and he'll thank me for it with various things like all those other cultivation novels I read".
[ Chief, how many of those novels have you read in order to memorize those tropes?]
Emilio then responds mentally with "Too many Cortana too many but that's beside the point as I now need to keep focusing on the lesson".
The lesson then continues with Li Suo as she continues to explain the deeper intricacies of her findings throughout her centuries of study of life in the primal chaos. But as the sun sets, Emilio decides to end the lesson.
As Emilio picks up the picnic blanket and other materials, he uses his newfound control over life to manipulate the roots around him and create a house. He jokes mentally that he's becoming a knockoff of Hashirama "Bob the Builder" Senju.
Emilio then begins to mutter "It all starts with roots. After that, I'll have the power to summon meteors at will and crush my enemies". Emilio begins to chuckle in an unsettling manner, causing his master to look at him with worry for his mental well-being.
After using his portals to quickly return to his home dimension and create two mattresses, Emilio then placed the two mattresses on the beds in separate rooms. To his surprise, his master asked a startling question.
"Young Disciple. Since this is our first day together, it is a common practice for the two to share a room". She says with a smile that shows many emotions.
Emilio, Due to this being their first day together as Master and Pupil, he relents. He understands the emotional turmoil that his master is currently in and decides to compromise and says, Master,
"I refuse to sleep with you while you're in this condition. I will stay with you until you fall asleep and then I will go to the bed in the room beside you".
His Master, seeming to want to protest his decision, relents before saying anything while smiling inside as she understands that her disciple isn't a promiscuous man. But decides to tease him beforehand.
" Disciple, I am disappointed. Are you, as they say, playing for the other team?". Emilio, then nearly tripping after hearing that, simply said back,
"No, Master, I do not play for the other team; I am just worried about my self-control if I am near the presence of such a beautiful woman.
His master then proceeds to blush and push him out of the room, but not before saying quickly, "I will see you tomorrow; we will continue our lessons early in the morning, so do not be late".
Emilio leaves for his room and lays down on the bed, hoping that his new master may find new meaning in this life.
(I apologize if you all were expecting some sexy times with some master and student play, but I am not confident in myself to write not safe for-work scenes, but I hope you guys enjoyed the chapters, and it may happen in the future)
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