Chapter 52: 42. God's Plight Part 2
"A missive, where is it from?"
"It seems the pope personally delivered it to us, something about their god wanting to speak with us"
"Huh..." thinking about it, sakura recently published her new 'book' perhaps that might be the reason. The 'book' published contained depictions of Ainz battling god and in the end, god seeing how supreme the supreme beings are, became their toy. Little by little relation between them grew deeper, god wished their happiness as Ainz too with god wanted the same.
Again, once lost in an endless time and space without nothing to do, showed the depravity of god and kind and loving nature of the supreme who indulged god in his debauchery, this finally relayed the message with the additional xxx scenes for the hardcore readers.
This paper was free to all those in the religion but for outside it sold for an exorbitant price. This controversial manga gained so much popularity that the duchess of wales, changed religion to simply to read this piece of art for free, the neighbourhood church almost again declared war on them.
But,
"We will stop selling you food if you do that?" the chilling threat from sakura, of starving them to death was enough to change tunes.
Now, seeing his rival church's people at his door made him feel sorry for them. 'But again why did they personally have to deliver this to him?' Thinking of the lovable relationship where, if, they could strangle Ainz to death along with his followers, made him rethink the veracity of this letter.
Opening it with a flick, a holy aura enveloped him entirely transferring him to some unknown place, he could have rejected the teleportation. Still, he wished to know, what are they up to, now?
The place he was in, was an empty room with barebone decoration. Chandelier at the centre of the room along with a clean bed and some book's whose cover oddly matched his daughter's books.
The books created by sakura was less known to a 'book' and more for being sacred text. For his sanity, he called it a book.
'It wasn't good to leave her in charge.'At first, he threw all his work to sakura who eagerly took over it. But the more time passed, the more dubious his religion became. Sometimes his acolytes celebrated supreme being banzai! festival or other times just chanted of his greatness and one time he caught a girl deeply breathing while reading some of the so-called sacred texts.
Thinking of the things she wrote, even god might sit dissatisfied. After all sakura and the rest of his acolytes depicted god as something they call 'uke' being from the futuristic time, this slang was lost to him. But asking the meaning was beneath him as well.
Now, the person was before him. Sitting lazily in his chair, silver hair, lazy droopy eyes and with loose clothes. It felt less of a celebration place and more of ' i can't be bothered with too much work' type of scenario.
"It seems that this is the first meeting, Ainz of the 'church' of death"
"It seems so. seeing the lack of refurbishment in this room and as well the holy aura all over the place, I should consider this place, somewhere in heaven? Then why, call me here?"
"yup, this is heaven. About calling you, I wish to ask, what are your motives for this new religion? World domination? Enslaving all and every race to your personal whims or is it dastardly evil as to pick a fight with other older gods?!!" With each word, god, got more and more into his personal space.
"...no, I just wish to live in peace."
"Huh..so boring" Like as if she lost interest, the girl before him turned around her chair.
"If you're evil, then act evil. Like what's up with these gods, hades sat in comfort without an ambition, Loki himself wants no mischief and you, my final beacon at a chance to defeat evil just became the good guy?!! What does one have to do to just enjoy being the hero?" It looks like even god has it hard. Ainz being able to sympathize with him said his two cents.
"Maa...If you wish to play hero and fight evil then there is a way"
"But I can't get out of heaven without tripping any kind of security"
"Just follow me..."
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"So, this is the new knight. Momon is the one most trusted knight of mine, if he had vouched for you, then, I will not question his judgement"
"I am just a wanderer searching for new battles but no matter how long I strive, the wish simply goes unfulfilled always and then I met him, Momon, the brave they call. Still, for me, he was the greatest of mentors and the one who rekindled my hopes of being a knight" Seeing another chivalrous warrior, not from the determined time made Arthur's eyes sparkle.
"What am I to call you, warrior? For your official inauguration, would make you a knight but you still could skip it..."
"No, I wish to test my skills against other knights and prove my worth in steel"
"Your resolve is noteworthy, I hope to see you beside me as my knights. so strive forth to this goal, wanderer" With those words, king Arthur left to perform her daily duties. Ainz cancelling his invisibility stood beside him in his Momon character.
"See, I told you, it would be easy" Teleporting them to his room in his church. Ainz and god laid in his bed, Ainz for being drained of all these events and god for being too lazy to move away from him. While it's easy to mistake god for a man, god indeed was a female.
'Or is it genderless and the gender perceived is a fabrication of what the recipient chooses?' shooing those thoughts away, Ainz looked to see what his accomplice was up to, that immediately was a mistake.
"The sacred text..." Ainz looked away when he saw that in God's hand.
"Then, god asked will you dominate me, oh mighty being of death?" The way she so innocently and enchantingly made even Ainz red in embarrassment.
"Stop...Why are you reading my books instead of your bible?"
"It's boring. Reading the same thing over and over for centuries is tiring as well. On the other hand, Where is my part?"
"part?"
"Using my name in order to profit of others, creating xxx scenes behind my back and even swaying my believers with candies to your religion" The image of an old man giving candy to a three years old kid and taking her to a shady ally came to his mind.
"That's right, where is my part?"
"What do you want, then?"
"A year's worth of food for my believers"
"That's too expensive and what kind of god gives food to other religion?"
"Then why don't I become your patron god?"
"Patron god?"
"Yep, its an alliance between gods whenever the choice of barter comes in. You take care of my believers and I will bestow you a new power."
"What power might I expect?"
"I will remove your undead weakness to holy and fire and even bestow you some spells and in addition become an unofficial ally of heaven." The greatest weakness of an undead, which could decide even an end to a battle. Thinking about the deal was good, too good to be true.
"Is heaven that weak to ask an alliance of an outer god?"
"Weak would not be the term, but close. A fight between three groups Angels, demons and fallen are raging for many centuries. I, too predict my death somewhere in the future and so I was trying to come up with a plan."
"That's when you found me?"
"Yes, seeing a god playing around while I'm stuffed with work and even using my name. Seeing someone have that kind of ball's made me want to recruit you. So, will you accept?"
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