Chapter 52: Omake: Talking Animals?
9 individuals were walking to a deserted place in which no vegetation grew. They were all tense and had seriousness in their eyes.
"It's time, the keyblade graveyard is up ahead." A talking mouse announced and everyone nodded. They were also accompanied by an anthropomorphic duck and dog.
"Someone's coming." A teen with a hairdo that looks like it was slathered in gel for some spikes narrowed his eyes.
A bald old guy then stepped in from out of nowhere and smirked. Looking like a sex offender. "Legend has it that darkness once covered the world."
He began his typical villain monologue and was really smug about it. "If ruin brings about creation, what, then, would another keyblade war bring?"
A tanned guy with slicked back spiky hair appeared. "Will all of creation be returned to the shadows? Today we will recreate the legend and see."
Someone that looked like he was about to enter super Saiyan 3 then appeared as well. "But first... Your light shines too brightly. It must be extinguished in order for the truth to be seen."
They went into a standoff and you could feel the edge ooze. A power ranger looking motherfucker entered the fray and continued their monologue.
"Only when your hopes have been broken by battle upon battle can the key be claimed to kingdom hearts."
"And break you is what we shall do, it has been etched." A younger version of the 2nd guy finished and they emitted a dark aura.
"Look at how many there are!" Black and white creatures fell from the sky. Blotting out the sky with how many they are.
"Okay gang, get ready!" The mouse spawned a key like weapon on his hand and his companions did the same.
They then started a slugfest with the creatures. Throwing magic and swinging their incredibly inefficient weapons at the legions of enemies.
After some time, the duck had enough. "Sora, Goofy, we need to get them in groups!"
"Donald's right! Let's bring the pain train." Sora concentrated and they brought out a magic train. Outfitted with Christmas lights that definitely made it look like a decoration.
"Choo, choo on this!" Sora started shooting magic on the enemies as they exploded. They made quick work of the creatures and landed on the ground with a smile.
"Everybody okay?" Mickey checked everyone if they're alright.
"Come on, let's go!" Sora was impatient and they were about to set off again. But an unlikely personage stood in front of them.
"Terra!?" The blonde midget with them ran to the brunette in front of them. "Ventus!" Aqua quickly followed suit.
"Terra, we finally found you!" Ventus held onto his arm and Terra wasn't responsive. "Terra, tell us you're in there." Aqua squinted her eyes and was suspicious.
Terra then gave a smirk and Aqua backed off with her friend. "What's the deal Aqua!?" Ventus was noticeably upset.
"That's not Terra, Ven." Aqua held him back and the old sex offender Xehanort smiled. "It's Norting time." He took over Terra as his hair turned silver.
Terranort took out a cooler keyblade and disappeared from their sight. He appeared right before Ventus and murked him with his obviously blunt weapon.
"Ventus!" Aqua that was right beside him was shocked and the blonde midget flew like a ragdoll.
Everybody just stood there and watched. Doing nothing like deer caught in headlights.
Another spiky haired dude tried fighting, but he was too slow and got no diffed. Crashing onto some rocks as he got hit as well.
"Axel!" The teenage girl with them reached out, but was of course useless. She was able to block Terranort's swing at her. But her keyblade flew away due to his strength.
"Kairi!" Sora ran to her as Terranort lifted his blade and was about to murk her too. "Sora no!" Mickey reached out too, but was useless like the rest of them.
Donald and Goofy quickly ran to them and Goofy used his buckler to block Terranort's attack that would hit Sora who was shielding the girl with his body.
Donald squinted his eye and concentrated tons of magic. "Donald, don't!" Goofy saw him use it once. And it was certainly not something he should.
"Zettaflare!" Donald didn't listen and casted a beam of pure magic at Terranort who was up in the air due to being blocked. Gone, reduced to atoms.
Mickey and Goofy immediately went to Donald who dropped like a sack of potatoes. Darkness suddenly appeared from the ground and a large group of black creatures formed.
"Sora, pull yourself together!" Sora's boyfriend, Rikku patted him on the back. "We stand together!" Aqua prepared for battle and the three of them stood in front of the heartless.
"Mickey, Goofy, Kairi. Look after them!" Aqua ordered their demoralized companions.
"But, we should go to safety first." Mickey was scared, but it was already too late. More and more heartless came and created a tornado of the creatures.
"No way." Aqua saw the darkness that was forming and they gave up.
The tornado of heartless was about to swallow them up, but they suddenly heard pipe organs rumble. Bringing a chill to their spine as black feathers dropped from the sky.
"Did that duck seriously use a Zettaflare? I thought it was Ramiel that did it. What a waste of time." Alexandra shook her head as she floated in the sky with a retinue of women with massive guns behind them.
"It most surely did, Alexandra-sama. Quite surprising, since everyone here looks to be a weakling." A fox girl with a glowing violet sword that crackled lightning said with disdain. (pic)
"Ara~ don't be too harsh on them Musashi. It's already impressive that one of them could use such a splendid spell. They're just a bit too soft hearted like the Allies." A graceful woman with the flag of Italy chuckled. (pic)
"Vittorio is right, the duck even concentrated it to a beam so he won't get his allies harmed." Another pointed out and nodded in satisfaction at Donald's foresight. (pic)
"Enough about their competence, Jean. What's important is my sister and Ramiel-sama are not here." A woman wearing a military uniform with ice cold blue eyes clicked her tongue. (pic)
"Tirpitz, Ramiel-nii has eluded us once again. I thought we would definitely find him here. But I guess we continue our search." Alexandra shook her head and was disappointed.
"W-who are you?" Sora looked at the people who were definitely not supposed to be there.
"We? I guess we haven't introduced ourselves. We're the Crimson Axis, boy. Now, begone. pest." Musashi swung her blade and the landscape was sundered in two. Lightning and plasma crackling at the seams of the split land.
The heroes were stunned and Alexandra saw the unconscious people. So she pointed her finger at them and they suddenly rose up.
"The Crimson Axis?" Mickey does not know any group like that, both confused and anxious due to their overwhelming power.
"Umu, we are the Iron Blood, Sardegna Empire, Vichya Dominion, and Sakura Empire. Have you seen this person perhaps?" Tirpitz threw a picture that cut the air which stopped right in front of them.
They all shook their heads and Alexandra got frustrated. "Where the hell is he!?" She roared and all the heartless and darkness got siphoned into a dense ball of energy.
Alexandra then crunched on it as the heroes of light gasped. "D-did she just eat the heartless?" Sora couldn't believe it.
"Bleh, tastes like crap. Bombard this place girls, it has no further use." Alexandra left the area and 4 massive ships appeared in the sky.
They began nuking everything in front of them and the heroes had to give it their all to defend themselves.
"They're crazy!" Mickey grouped up with his friends to make a shield. Kingdom Hearts appeared in the sky due to the amount of energy being used.
"Kingdom Hearts!" Xehanort appeared with his forces. But the moon-like heart in the sky got split in two. A one winged angel standing at the middle of the pieces.
The world suddenly started to get unstable and Xehanort was shocked. "You've doomed us all!"
Everything started to get swallowed by darkness, but time stopped and Ramiel sighed while shaking his head.
"I already told you, Alex. Me and the Allies were just having a vacation." Ramiel put the pieces of Kingdom Hearts together and stitched them back.
"But you were taking so long!" Alexandra huffed and was having a tantrum because a week already passed. "D-did they really destroy this world because of a vacation?" Mickey gave a wry laugh.
"What up Michael Mouse? Sorry about the intrusion, go on and fight for the world again. We'll just watch at the sidelines." Ramiel waved his hands and took out some popcorn. Ready to watch the drama.
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