Chapter 1: Amazing Mage
"I am a God-Damn amazing Mage!" He said to himself for the one hundredth time. 'I really can't help it! I am just to0O amazing!'
For the past two millenniums, he searched for a way to be immortalizied.
Well, to be honest. He figured it out during the first millenium while using a Magic Vein to slow down his ageing, but even though he figured it out; his handsome and radiantly seductive body was now that of an old man's - A very attractive old man if you must elaborate.
"Yes, I finally succeeded! My young body is back! and why the fuck did it take longer then becoming immortal."
The joy and frustration could be seen on his newly young attractive face, as he looked in the magic mirror he created.
"I don't look the same as I remember!?" Although he returned to his youthful self, he can still see the traits of when he was an old man.
His beautiful black hair had some streaks of white on the sides, just above his ears. His eyes seemed to return to a deep black, but still retained a bit of a dull gray in the center. There was also some bags under his eyes, but that should go away with a little time.
"Whatever!" He says shrugging his shoulders while turning to the mirror in front of him. "Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who is the Handsomest of them all"
"Hah! Not you!" The light around the mirror glowed, matched with the egotistic voice that came from within.
"Huh? What do you mean? This old man has turned into a young fresh peice of meat, just look a these luscious abs" He lifts up his shirt with such grace and confidence that you could say it almost looked divine.
"PFFTAHAHAHAH!! YA, YO SIX PACK OF JELLY ROLLS HAHAHHA!!!" The magic mirror choked out some words from it's own frantic laughter.
"Shut Up!" He said with anger, as he pulled his shirt down trying to hide his own embarrassment.
Quickly, he deleted the mirrors existence with a snap of his fingers.
'Sure! I may be a little out of shape after being countless levels beneath the surface, and became a little lazy. What other choice did I have? The only way I could reach the Magic Vein was to bury myself underground close to the center, where magic is most concentrated.' He thought feeling wronged.
So he try's to cast an enchantment on himself to make him more fit; or at least look it.
"Shit! It's not working!" He said frustratedly wanting to cry.
"I've been held up in this Magic Vein for so long, and my body has been too saturated with Magic. I need to let it air out." He puts on a very loose old blue robe with a black ass belt and white pants, after changing out of his other dirty clothes.
He already achieved his goal of becoming immortal, so he thought it was time for him to leave and see what the world has become.
After being gone from any sort of contact from the outside for so long; he was excited and also nervous.
"Ahh! I can't forget about that!"
When he was about to head to the surface, he felt somthing missing and realized he didn't have his trusty weapon.
So he immediately started to rummaged through his stuff - although his little lair wasn't that big, It still held alot of junk. Whether old spells or research books, it could be found everywhere here while even more stuff laid beneath it all.
"Found it!!"
After looking around, he found a brown stick poking out from a pile of papers on the floor of his lair and quickly reached to grab it.
He pulled out his staff to fast making all the paper on top spread through the air; not even given a chance to float gently to the ground, they were burnt by a pitch black flame.
As if time stopped the atmosphere increased greatly leaving only silence while the pressure kept increasing, if a normal person was here they would have fainted before even being able to catching a glimpse at what made such a change.
The black ashe created by the burnt paper stoped mid air as if frozen stiff, afraid to move in it's presence.
"Ahhh! The cringe!"
Looking at the domineering staff in his hands, he couldn't help but wince in embarrassment.
The base of the staff is/or was a normal two meter long stick, while a very detailed pitch black dragon twirled around it; made from black diamonds, the eyes were made from red rubies. From the scales on top of it's head to it's tail, was sculpted with such details that it almost seemed like it would come alive any secound.
It was embarrassing.
This staff was created with the random materials he had on hand, or found during the past millennium when he got tired of his research, and needed a break, but after living with him in the Magic Vein, who would have thought it would absorb the magic particles in the air, giving it a kind of personality or soul.
After absorbing the magic in the air for so long the once ordinary sick now looks twisted with weird carvings through it and full of life as the dragon on it got more of a glow, while it's dark red eyes seemed to gain life that could make anybody's soul quiver just by being looked at by them.
To makes sure not to cause a commotion or maybe it was to hide his embarrassment, he made sure to put a disguise spell over it, while trying to get it to hide it's own arua.
It now looked like a regular walking stick, but now that he thought about it; is it strange for a young looking man to have a walking stick?
"Whatever! I'm an old ass wizard! The fuk is wrong with me having a walking stick! It's time to go." Saying with an uncaring voice, he waved his hands creating an endless stairway leading all the way to the surface.
"Well! Mother always said to take the stairs!" With determination, he took his first step in losing weight, while trying to sweat out the magic seeped in his skin and fat.
'I wonder what the world had become during my seclusion' Nothing but excitement could be seen from his smile, as he continued to make his way up the seemingly endless staircase.
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