Chapter 1: I am an Alpha Male![Male Karen]
"You died."
"HUH?! You can't tell me I died! I DECIDE WHEN I DIE!" (A/N: Idk if this is alpha or not, also this is a joke, don't take it too seriously.)
"Well, that's one less wish."
"WHAT?! WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!"
"Because you were being very rude."
"YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! I'M AN ALPHA MALE! I DECIDE THINGS!"
"That's another wish gone down the drain."
"WHY AGAIN?! YOU BASTARD!"
"Ughhhhh. Look man, I don't like you but I am contractually obligated to give you wishes so get on with it."
"Alright, alright, Lemme think. Don't read my mind! I'm warning you."(A/N: It's for your own good.)
<A few moments later>
'Hmmmmmmm, I don't really know what to pick, guess I'll be vague as possible.'
"Alright. I have decided."
"Decided wut?"
"MY WISHES!"
"Oh right, that, yeah."
"For my first wish, I want to be strong."
"How strong?"
"So strong that nothing can stand up to me."
"Okay so that's that, now stop bothering me and go away."
"WAIT! WHAT ABOUT MY OTHER WISHES?!"
"Gone, reduced to atoms. Now stop wasting my time and get out."
"FU** YOUUuuuuᵤᵤᵤᵤ"
"That guy was a handful. Man, why don't any decent people die from the spell more often? If you were wondering, the spell is just something that picks someone on random and kills them via ways. Favourite way to kill people is by truck. The truck also gained sentience and is pretty good friends with me and the others. He's a nice guy. Heard he was gonna be a god soon too." He said the other part while turning to face the reader.
CREATORS' THOUGHTS 
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Weekly Power Status
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Ranking 
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