Chapter 2: EP 2 Pain ( fixed by editor rewrite )
It's been a few days since that bastard dropped me in here out of nowhere. Since I crashed down on a dumpster from pretty high up, every time I walked my back would hurt so I waited for a day for the pain to be gone, or lessen at least. On day 2, I found an Adidas bag and put my weapons inside. The garbage smelled really bad, like really fucking bad… There were used condoms and stuff, fucking disgusting. There was also a dirty SpongeBob suit, well, what looked like a Spongebob suit...
After a while, I was feeling really fucking hungry since I didn't have any money. Everyone was talking Japanese… I don't know any Japanese only English and some German words.
That meant I didn't have a job and I started banging my head on a wall in anger. That time was the darkest time of my life. At the time, I even thought about dressing up as Spongebob. All I need to do was do a SpongeBob laugh and shake my ass with the suit I found on the dumpster to do lap dances for money.
I searched around for food, something edible. If this was a fanfic someone would probably comment "ni**a this cliche fucking old, get new materials" but jokes on me, this is real life, until I found something, the search went like this:
Naoto: "Man, I'm fucking starving, and I think I might go insane without any human interaction."
Naoto: "I initially thought he'd sent me to Boku no Pico though... well, at least no one's doing any fucked up shit, that's a good thing."
I noticed a purse on the ground and inside were some coins with holes on them, I think they call it yen. That made me a little happy.
I put the coins inside the bag aka the tiny purse I found. I couldn't stand the hunger anymore, I needed some food. I went to a random restaurant with my sports bag and purse since I needed cash to buy..... You never know what might happen, better to be protected than sorry
The restaurant logo was Ronald McDonald dressed up like a sad clown instead of, you know the usual, and with the words 'Wcdonald' and the room colors were black and yellow and there were two lines, one for kids, and the other for adults so since I wanted to buy food I went to the adult one.
I was kind of having problems with the order since they kinda spoke English but... you couldn't really tell it was even English. Like oh hello what food-u do you want-o desu.
I could buy some fries and a Kid-Sized Happy Meal™ with the cheeseburger and Gogurt though, it was not much but I was starving, it wasn't the time for me to be picky. Then some thugs with costumes came, you know, generic-looking weeaboo-asses. One of them approached me. The conversation went like this:
Villain: "Jimen ni orite, kuso yarō. (Get down on the ground, you bastard.)"
Naoto: "Huh..? Stop acting like fucking weeaboos and let me fucking eat in peace, I'm fucking starving here bro. So please, if you would kindly fuck off, I could eat my goddamn Kid-Sized Happy Meal™ with the cheeseburger and Gogurt."
He didn't like what I said and punched me, but for some reason, his arm turned black in an instant and he punched me, but I blocked the punch but the fucking food went to my face and to the floor. It hurt like hell... Then he yelled something in the camera.
Villain: "Anata ga aka no daiyamondo o hikiwatasunai baai wa, reddobaron wa, watashitachiha hitojichi o koroshimasu! (If you don't hand over the red diamonds… Red Baron, we will kill the hostages!)"
Villain: "Nani o shitteru yo, oroka na Amerikajin!? Hen na koto wo shika suru nara, kono jimen wa hīrō e iku zo! (What are you doing you stupid American!? If you do anything funny, that head of yours will go to the heroes!)"
I was listening to this piece of shit screaming at me like I pissed on the priest's holy water, I put my hand inside the bag.
Not only did he punch me for no fucking reason, but he also threw my food away. I was starving and now after he did that, I was also pissed. I blocked the attack with one hand and I used the other hand to shoot the M60, well, it was a bad idea though… It had a ton of recoil, it went like *brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrr*. Since I was facing the cashier, I accidentally shot her. The recoil made me hit some more civilians, it hit someone in the head and some crouched to dodge the bullets I was firing. The thugs with bullets all over them were lying on the ground... It was a massacre. It was almost as if someone splashed a bucket of red paint on the room. It was bloody, man… There were children with their parents, all dead... Even the guys who tried to rob… Bullets were all around them, man. Never should have attempted to fire with 1 hand, it was a terrible idea. More terrible than trying to watch hentai with no headphones.
After I was done with the bullet shower I looked at the room and Jesus fucking christ...
The kids were crying to wake their parents up and they looked at me and kept saying something in Japanese,
Kid: "Kimi wa akuyaku da! All Might ga omae o eru koto o negau! (You're a villain! I hope All Might gets you!)"
Oh, shit, I just killed their parents, oh fuck I don't want to go to jail, it was just an accident, what do I do?! FUCK WHAT DO I FUCKING DO?! I'm panicking, I didn't think and just shot the kids. It was painful and made me sick, but I needed to do it, if I didn't, the cops were gonna arrest me, although I was going to get arrested either way. I was panicking, I went to the backroom. There was a computer there, I guessed that this was where they recorded stuff. That camera had recorded everything, so I deleted the files of those recordings until I heard something, some heavy footsteps approaching the room. I looked at who came, it was someone with a cape. It looks like a WW1 aviation helmet or some shit. As Well as him being painted in red with a name tag… the Red Baron? He had a nice Turkish mustache, he looked around then.
Naoto: "Oh thank god... Man..."
He looked at my clothes and I noticed it was dirty with blood and it smells bad
Red Baron: "Akai baron no mae de kūki no akuyaku no naka de te wo ageru!" (You dare show your face to me, villain! I, Red Baron, will jail you and put you to justice!)"
Naoto: "...What you talking about can't you see I'm FUCKING PANICKING HERE!?"
Right then, he punched me on the stomach. I was pissed. I couldn't eat anything, my clothes were full of blood, I accidentally killed innocent people and now, a random omnipotent being has thrown me onto the ground, so I did the most "logical" thing and started fighting him.
We kept punching each other until I felt exhausted. That bastard's fists were coated in green stuff it smelled like lime, and when he touched me I felt really fucking tired and because of that I... accidentally pulled the gun's trigger. It fired rapidly, everywhere, the bullets ricochet upon touching the metal fan, they went *brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* which made me wake up. I didn't know there were 2 kids behind me, one ricochet bullet went to one of their eyes, and one other bullet went to one of their heads. How do I know they were kids? Because I heard the screams behind me when I pulled the trigger in the air
As he stood there, surprised, I took the advantage of the mug standing there and started beating him with it, then the mug broke into pieces. Then he went on punching me in the dick.
It fucking hurt when he punched me there in the junk
I don't know how this fucker is alive The mug fucking broke
Red Barron: "Kore, suki darou, kuso jikku heddo no akuyaku?! (How do you like that, you fucking dick head villain!?)"
Naoto: "You motherfucker."
I kept bashing the broken mug on his head, repeatedly, until I calmed down... Then I saw what I'd done... I vomited all over the floor… yea I can't handle blood and I checked the kids behind me.... they had badges named Lioness and Rachel…. they must have been cosplayers... and Jesus fucking christ this is the first time I saw 2 dead kid cosplayers
Fuck my life... what a shitty day.
2 hours later...
I'm currently hiding in the dumpster with the food I stole from there. 5 burgers and 2 drinks were the things I could take from that massacre. I'm having a hard time sleeping. And the smell of blood is not fucking helping me
I hope I have a better day tomorrow than this fuck fest circus of a day I went through.
-Somewhere Else-
Cop: Dare ga kono gyakusatsu o okonau koto ga deki tako no…? Anna hijindōteki na bakemono! (Who could have done this massacre…? That inhumane monster!)
Cop: "Bokutachi wa jikan no jiko yakkaina satsujin-sha o eta. M 60-dan o shiyō shite, ano mono wa nagaiai chūshi sa reta, karera wa fushi no fūgawari matawa watashitachi ga kono shinsō ni tōtatsu suruhitsuyōgāru sōzō no fūgawari o motte suru. (We got ourselves a nasty killer. Uses M60 bullets they been long discontinued either they have immortality quirk or creation quirk we need to get to the bottom of this.)"
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dio_brando_6470 wow looks like naoto did himself a big fucking mistake what will happen to his adventure ?
we will find out
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