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How Not to Die as an Ecchi Academy Instructor

Author: Lucas_Dave_johns

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Chapter 1: Episode 1: Welcome to Oppai Academy – Ultimate Ecchi Edition

[Opening Scene] – The Forbidden Man Enters the School of Bombshells

Kaito Arisugawa wiped the sweat off his forehead as he stood before the towering golden gates of Full Oppai Academy.

"A prestigious job, high salary, free housing... Sounds too good to be true."

Then, in tiny print, he saw the part he missed before signing the contract:

WARNING: Male instructors must survive three months or face permanent termination (literally).

Kaito's stomach dropped.

But before he could run—

💥 BOOM!

The massive doors burst open, revealing a glowing paradise of busty, beautiful, dangerously-curvy students.

💗 Everywhere he looked—OPPAI. OPPAI. OPPAI.

Busty elves with jiggly physics defying magic.Catgirls in micro-skirts, flicking their tails suggestively.A seductive vampire princess licking her lips at the sight of fresh blood—HIS BLOOD.A demon queen with dangerous curves and even more dangerous intentions.

Kaito felt a chill down his spine.

"This isn't a school… This is a hentai waiting to happen."

Then, a red-haired girl with abs gasped, clutching her massive chest.

"A… A REAL MAN?"

A silver-haired beauty bit her lip. "I thought they were just a myth..."

A tan-skinned fighter girl cracked her knuckles. "I wonder how much stamina he has…"

💥 KAITO'S SURVIVAL INSTINCTS WENT HAYWIRE. 💥

"I'm dead."

[Classroom Scene] – The Accidental Groping Incident

Somehow, Kaito managed to make it to his first class.

He walked into the room, forcing himself to stay professional.

"E-Ehem! I am your new instructor, Kaito Arisugawa. I—"

💨 WHOOSH!

A busty girl suddenly tripped, launching forward like a missile.

🚀 TARGET LOCKED: KAITO'S FACE.

SMACK.

Soft. Pillowy. Suffocating.

Kaito's entire face was buried in the mother of all Oppai.

"KYAAAH! S-SENSEI!!!"

💥 ABSOLUTE PANIC.

Kaito tried to pull away—

But his hands accidentally landed on two "very squishy" things.

💀 CRITICAL MISTAKE.

"PERVERRRTTT!!!"

💥 KAITO WAS UPPERCUTTED INTO ORBIT.

[Changing Room "Mix-Up"] – Sensei Walks into the Danger Zone

Later that day, Kaito—still recovering from his high-speed boob collision—was looking for the faculty lounge.

Instead, he opened the wrong door.

Inside:

A steamy changing room.

And in front of him—

A crowd of half-naked, towel-wrapped, dripping wet girls.

⚠️ WARNING: INSTANT DEATH ZONE. ⚠️

A blonde girl froze mid-bra strap adjustment. "S-SENSEI?!?!"

A loli-sized demon blushed hard, covering herself. "N-NOOO! You can't see this, you PERVERT!!!"

A tanned muscle girl dropped her towel, revealing ABSURD ABS AND DANGEROUS ASSETS. "Oh? Sensei's peeking? How bold."

Kaito's soul instantly ascended.

"IT'S A MISTAKE, I SWEAR—"

💥 WATER BUCKET TO THE FACE.💥 BROOMSTICK TO THE CROTCH.💥 TSUNDERE PUNCH TO THE STRATOSPHERE.

[Bathhouse Scene] – The Ultimate Ecchi Catastrophe

Later that night, still recovering from the changing room incident, Kaito dragged his battered, broken body to what he thought was the faculty bathhouse.

He stripped down, slid into the hot water, and sighed.

"Finally, peace—"

🚿 SPLASH.

Soft giggles echoed.

Kaito's blood ran cold.

He turned.

A group of wet, towel-clad beauties entered the bath.

"Hmm? Who's in here?"

🚨 WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. 🚨

Kaito froze. He was in the GIRLS' BATH.

Silence.

Then—

"KYAAAAAA!!!"

💥 ABSOLUTE PANIC. 💥

🚿 SPLASH! WATER EVERYWHERE.💨 TOWELS FLYING.🔥 A GIRL ACCIDENTALLY USED FIRE MAGIC IN HER SHOCK.🌊 ANOTHER USED WATER MAGIC TO BLAST KAITO AWAY.

💀 KAITO: CRITICAL CONDITION.

[The Midnight Visitor] – Sensei's Bedtime Surprise

Somehow, AGAINST ALL ODDS, Kaito survived his first day.

He collapsed onto his bed, ready to finally—finally—rest.

"At least nothing else can happen."

🚪 Creak.

The door opened.

A shadowy figure stepped inside.

"Sensei~"

Kaito froze.

💥 SOMETHING SOFT LANDED ON HIM. 💥

A warm, curvy, very naked girl snuggled into his chest.

"I had a bad dream… So I'm sleeping here tonight~"

KAITO'S BRAIN EXPLODED.

[ENDING SCENE]

💥 MISSION FAILED.

💀 SENSEI STATUS: NEAR DEATH.

🚨 TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 2: "Bikini Battle Royale - Sensei's Summer Survival!" 🚨

🔥 GENRE & THEMES 🔥

ComedyExtreme Ecchi (MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE)Accidental Perversion (Dangerously Frequent)Harem MadnessSurvival Horror (With Oppai Boss Fights)


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