Chapter 2: A whole new world.
After finding his newfound purpose for life, Mikey turned to Alan, "So my floating friend, what exactly can you do?"
"Apart from helping you with homework and tests, I can also synthesize materials together given I have a formula and materials to work with, I can summon a bowl of cereal, and create a new identity for you," Mikey nodded at the list of abilities before laughing a bit, "A bowl of cereal? That's a bit random don't you think? What kind of cereal though?" Mikey asked as he felt his stomach growl, all that crying made him hungry.
"It is a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I can supply them nigh-infinitely, and they are made from nothing. A bowl of cereal is breaking the laws of physics," Alan said which made Mikey laugh. Just as Mikey was about to leave the alleyway, a question formed, "Wait, Alan. Can anybody hear or see you?"
"Of course people can hear and see me. I'm a physical object. I exist," Mikey was surprised by Alan's level of sass, "A bit sassy for a robot don't you think?"
"I am not a robot, and I am not sassy. You asked a question and I gave you an answer," Alan retorted which made Mikey frown, "You answered in a sassy way! I asked a simple question! I didn't ask for all of the sass!"
"You asked a simple, dumb question. I gave you an answer in the tone befitting of people who ask simple, dumb questions," Alan said and Mikey was going to retort but realized he was arguing with a robot.
"Whatever, how can we fix this problem? You're probably my biggest asset right now..." Mikey said and Alan's eye displayed a screen. On the screen was a list of items Alan could transform into. The items ranged from a gun and holster, to a pair of glasses, or a briefcase.
"Uhhh, how about some earrings? But how is that going to deal with the problem of people hearing you?" Mikey asked and Alan shocked him with his next magic trick.
'I did say we are connected on a spiritual level. I basically am apart of your very existence, or your soul.' Alan said to Mikey mentally.
"Woah! How can I do that?" Mikey asked Alan who was now a pair of black earrings with a blue gem, they greatly resembled the Potara earrings from Dragon Ball.
'Speak like you are thinking to yourself,' Alan explained which Mikey followed pretty easily, 'Like this?'
'Yes, exactly like that.' Alan said and Mikey's joy was evident by the huge smile on his face.
'Okay! That's step one and two down. Now onto step three, my bowl of cereal. Let's find a place where we can sit inside, don't want water in my milk...' Mikey said as he walked out of the alleyway and onto the streets of Gotham.
'Hey, Alan. Do you know where we are? Like what state or city, or country?'
'One moment. According to local databases, we are in New Jersey and in the city of Gotham, home to Batman,' Mikey stopped walking as his eyes widened in shock.
"WE'RE IN THE DC UNIVERSE?!" Mikey yelled in shock/surprise. If Alan could sigh he could, 'Yes, we are. Which also means Spider-Man doesn't exist here, so we are advantaged for the time being.'
Mikey continued walking until he found an abandoned building, 'Yeah that's a fact. No one like Spider-Man exists in the DC Universe, so for a little while, villains and heroes alike won't know the full capabilities of my powers. Not that it matters, if we end up fighting Superman or Wonder Woman, we're fucked either way.'
Mikey found an empty room with a dusty chair and half broken table and sat down, 'My cereal please sir!' The gem part of Mikey's earrings shined and a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch was on the table. Just as Mikey was about to put the spoon in his mouth, he felt his Spider-Senses go off and he summersaulted out of the way.
*BANG*
A bullet hit the chair Mikey was sitting in and Mikey found the culprits pretty easily. The culprits were the same thugs from before only this time they brought 8 dudes instead of three and they had guns now.
"I told you the kid was a metahuman freak! If we sell parts of 'em, I'm sure we'll make a fuckin' fortune!" The bat thug from before exclaimed and Mikey stood still in anger.
'As angry as you are, remember that you are now a superhuman. Remember to pull your punches, or don't and have blood on your hands,' Alan warned Mikey who exhaled to try and calm himself down.
"Look, I'm going to give you guys till the count of three to leave the building. I was trying to enjoy my dinner, or breakfast, and here you guys come to mess it up! Now if I do end up fighting you, my cereal is going to be soggy! No one likes soggy cereal!" Mikey yelled which made the thugs laugh.
"What makes you think we give a fuck kid? Just under an hour ago, you were quakin' in your boots at the sight of us? Now you want us to believe you can kick all of our asses? Get the fuck outta here!" The bat thug yelled as he and his group charged Mikey.
'They have a point Mikey, you've never fought a human in your life, now all of a sudden you're some combat expert?'
'No! But I'm a lot stronger than them, which makes me capable of whooping their asses!' Mikey mentally yelled as he dodged a bat swing from a thug and a crowbar swing from another. He jumped into the air and webbed both of their faces before throwing one into another thug and slamming the other one's face into the ground.
Mikey's spider-sense tingled again and he dodged another bullet from a thug. After dodging the bullet, Mikey yanked the gun out of his hands with his webs and used it to knock another thug out.
"Four down, four more to go. You guys aren't really good at your jobs, how did you get the drop on me and are still getting your asses kicked?" Mikey quipped as he backflipped over a thug to dodge another thug's attack and kicked the thug into the attacking thug.
The last two thugs were the bat thug and a thug with an axe, "You fuckin' freak! We'll show you!" The bat thug ran forward and swung his bat, which Mikey dodged and uppercutted him, causing his head to get stuck in the ceiling.
"My bad bro, still can't control my strength! Next time we fight, I promise your hospital stay won't be as long!" Mikey said as he webbed the face of the axe thug before knocking him out with a punch.
"I'm pretty good at this quipping thing huh Alan?" Mikey said as he gathered all of the thugs and webbed them together, 'Strangely, you are, I wonder if that is also another superpower Spider-Man has. But once serious concern, you do realize you fought them without a mask right?'
'If this was Marvel, I would be seriously concerned, but all I have to do is put a pair of glasses on and they won't know it was me, I think I'll be fine...' Mikey said as he left the empty room and found another, and enjoyed his bowl of cereal.
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