Chapter 507: Getting hot and bothered after eating otter...why is there screaming?

*Bing-Bong*

We interrupt your daily viewing to inform the reader that the following chapter has been rated "S" for spicy. While no nudity will be depicted (yet), there will be an overly detailed explanation of what our protagonist finds alluring as well as general...thirst.

You have been warned.

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I'm sorry, is this necessary? You already write detailed gory death scenes and there is an age rating on the front of this book.

Isn't that enough?

|You'd think, but the sheer amount of children that lie about their age in order to access content they really shouldn't, is disturbingly high. That age warning also doesn't stop parents that really need to do a better job at moderating their children's media on a more personal level instead of blanket banning stuff on a societal level because they're too lazy to just-|

Aight, cool it with the politics.

You have sexual tension to write.

|Fine...how big is too big?|