Chapter 1: It's time to d-
New York, 22:56, 13 October, ????.
"Aww... hey, if you want rob something then you are in the wrong place, there's nothing valuable here. And close the window when you go out, please." Said a young man with a bored expression on his face as he was scrolling the novels ranking of webnovel on his laptop.
The young man had short black hair, green eyes, with an average build and western facial features. He was wearing only an ahegao t-shirt, a dark green sweatshirt a pair of black jeans and gray slippers.
"..."
Suddenly, a bald middle-aged man in black suit stealthily come out from the shadow next to the window of that little flat with a frowned expression.
"You know why I'm here, Elder David." Said that middle-aged man with a calm and cold tone without change his expression.
Hearing that, the young man, David, turned off his laptop before turning himself on his Skiller SGS4.
"I have never been a Elder... So that idiot still thinks I will take his seat in the Council?" (David)
"Not only him. All the members of [Blue Amber] think you will inherit your father's seat." (???)
While maintaining an helpless look with that man who stood before him, David could see a pinch of expectation in that baldie's eyes.
Then, he stood up and walked towards the only door of that room. He passed next to middle-aged man, who remain firmly stood where he was, and opened the door when he reach it.
"Coffee?" Said David while he turns on the lights of the living room.
"No..." Replied the middle-aged man, "You know a civil war will break out if you don't take a stand in the Council. The other Elders are lacking of patience now and Madam is still worried about you since 'that' day."
"Mattia, I already stated my neutrality during the 'White Rain Incident' and they still want me be involved in their tricks? I'm already retired from the circle and I don't want return now of all time. My mother just want use me to gain further authority, otherwise 'that' idiot wouldn't send Mary to dispose me." Said David rising a bit his tone as he was taking out a coffee bag from the coffee pack on the table in the middle of the living room. Then, he opened the coffee bag and poured its content in one of two glass half empty of water, with a spoon inside, that were already on the table. After that, he took a thermal bottle from beneath the table, and he poured some hot water in the glass with the coffee powder.
Meanwhile, Mattia frowned listening David's words and took off his phone to call a certain person.
'Du du, du du'
"... Yes, he has refused. No... yes... yes, he is-." (Mattia)
"Jonny, if you want blow up this flat, just do it. I will not send any information to [Red Scarf] in such situation. I have already set a trap for them, so within a week the [Red Scarf] will disbanded itself." Interrupted David while he was mixing his coffee. "Obviously, I already prepared my funeral and all the organizations and gangs in the west coast won't be able to threat you until they confirm my death."
Mattia was shocked for a moment, then he put the call on speaker. A clear and slightly mad voice came from the phone.
"Mattia, put your phone and leave... As***le, do you think I'll believe you? Everytime you put on that tone, there's always a scheme behind that. Just spit it out, and make it short. Just how dad was able to manage your know-it-all..." (Jonny)
"Sight, I'm just felling I can fulfill my wish if I die within midnight. I'm too lazy to suicide myself and I don't want get negative karma doing it. Just make it fast..." Replied David who was still drinking his coffee. His lazy tone was really annoying to Jonny.
Meanwhile Mattia had already left that flat, and there was a plastic bomb and a timer on the table now.
{4:16}
"... Ok, upon our oath, I'm going to kill as you wish... You tricky b*stard, you have already forseen just like when we were kids! The [Guild] will not let you go so easily! They'll resurrect you to force you join them! I don't want a Moby Dick crush my house tomorrow!" Shout the man at other side of the call. The Guild was a secret society of ability users led by an eccentric rich douchebag with an unknown purpose. Sometimes they would come to invite David to join them due to his ability, but everytime he would refuse blackmailing them. About forcing him? That would be the fastest way to die.
"Relax bro, they won't... Oh right, your niece will deal it, and the [Guild] is too busy at the moment, so they won't bother you for a while. Wasn't your dream have cousin Jenny as you secretary and fu** her during work? Now you can fu** your sister-in-law's daughter. I trained her hard to look like Jenny. Furthermore, she has a crush on you and she is still virgin, too. She is my farewell gift before my departure." Answered David while tiltinghis head with a playful mood. He said all those bulls**ts to light the mood, but Jonny just wanted to punch him while almost dying from embarrassment.
{02:25}
After Jonny regained his senses, he began talk seriously trying to convince David. The time on the bomb was still decreasing, one second less before the end.
"Won't you really change your mind?" (Jonny)
"No." (David)
"Coffin dance?" (Jonny)
"Yes" (David)
"... Aschente. For your next life... brother." Said Jonny after a bit of pure silence.
"Aschente." Rang out in that room while David was sitting on the only sofa in that room. He lied on it while the call was still on.
Nobody knew what he was thinking, nobody knew his true wish, nobody could understand his frustration and his relief in this world.
"I will gamble all myself on this felling, my annoying power." Said David alone in that room. After a while, "It's time to d-."
'Boom!'
His words were covered by the explosion that engulfed the entire flat. The flames spread and could be seen clearly by the people outside.
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13 October, ????, 23:05, a flat in Fifth Avenue at New York exploded. The fire has been extinguished only after 3 hours. The fireman's found only a corpse in the flat later identified as David J. Rottermayer, and the police wasn't able to found the bomber because the case has been suddenly taken by the FBI.
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In a little alley of New York, not far from the exploded flat, there was a truck parked there. A cry was ringing in that little alley while a beautiful woman was patting the hood of the truck like to comfort it. "Yoshi yoshi, you don't need cry only because he avoided you for 10 years and got killed by explosion-kun, in the end."
Hearing that, the cry become only louder. Truck-kun had its own pride and feelings too.
"Daddy will send in Japan next time, so stop your tantrum, please." Said that woman with a wry smile and the cry stopped suddenly.
After a while, from that woman's back came out a pair of pure white bird wings and both them disappeared from that little alley like they have never been there.
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Lord_Fate_Master Here you lazy Author. This world is Bungo Stay Dogs and takes place in America, when that old geezer was still the leader of The Guild, so before the events of the original plot.
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