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MHA: Living as Mineta is hard

Author: akikan40

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Chapter 1: Fuck my system

The sun was about to set, and the twilight was about to come.

However, this boy didn't intend to move from his spot and stared at the reflection of the sun on the sea.

The orange sea somehow calmed him down.

The scenery before him was beautiful, but his heart was restless, like the waves on the sea currently.

He was confused, and he wasn't sure what to do.

When he woke up, he suddenly became a different person.

Even though he received the memory of this boy, he felt quite weird since his existence was mixed with this boy, so after he had woken up, he sat down on the Kamakura beach for a while, trying to think about his new life.

"Minoru Mineta..."

He murmured his new name, trying to accept the reality around him.

Yet he must admit, it was harder than he had thought.

Personally, he didn't care about appearance or anything since one's appearance wasn't how people would judge someone.

As long as they are clean, neat, and smell nice, the majority of people will have a good impression.

It was like a book.

Someone would be more interested in new and clean books instead of dirty and dusty books, right?

His appearance was quite acceptable, and his hair, which was like a mohawk with four clumps of balls on the top, was also quite okay, but he wasn't okay with his height. Even if he didn't want to know, the memory from the previous Minoru Mineta told him everything. He knew his height was around 108 cm, and it definitely was far from being called tall.

He thought his appearance was unique, but it seemed he wasn't the only one who had a unique appearance.

When he was sitting on the beach, he saw many unique people along the street.

He saw people with distinctive features all over their bodies, which was hard to believe if he didn't see them with his own eyes. He saw someone with wings, a machine on their legs, or even someone whose appearance was like a snapping turtle.

He wondered what was happening, and he was dumbfounded again, but from the memories of the previous Minoru Mineta, he realized that everything was common sense, and everyone had become like this.

When he thought about this matter, he was glad that even if his height was short, his appearance was normal. He looked like a normal human, and he definitely wasn't ugly.

However, the previous Minoru Mineta was quite perverted, had many bad personalities, and a not-so-good reputation in the school, so his face had always shown a frown, making his face slightly depraved.

The only thing he was glad about was that Mineta had never touched his "wee-wee" to do something strange.

Mineta was a clean and pure boy who only wanted to become popular with girls. He might often buy a gravure book, but he had never touched porn.

After all, in today's society, it would be hard for one to read such a forbidden video or book.

He also didn't intend to buy one since, in this situation, he wondered what he should do with his life since this world was different from his previous world.

How could he have time to think about something perverted?

Unlike in his previous world, where a superpower only appeared in the movie or story, in this world, a superhuman ability was normal, and the majority of people had it.

People call this ability a "Quirk."

As for how "Quirk" appeared in this world, everything had to return to the past.

The first metahuman was a newborn baby from Qing Qing City, China, and this baby was capable of radiating light on his body.

Then, after that baby, everyone started to gain superhuman ability. It was similar to a snowball, and it got bigger and bigger. No one could stop it until 80% of the human population had a "Quirk."

He also had his own "Quirk," and frankly, he felt complex about his "Quirk" since it couldn't help much in his life.

The name of his "Quirk" was "Pop Off."

It gave him the ability to produce sticky spheres from his hair that he could pluck painlessly. Those spheres would adhere to any surface they come into contact with except himself.

He had tried it several times before since it was a unique experience for him since he had never had a superhuman ability in his previous life.

Yet frankly, he wanted some low-key practical abilities instead of this fancy ability. It might be hard to imagine if he didn't give an example, but if he gave an example, it was like an ability to increase his IQ, an ability to remember everything, and an ability to have a long-lasting age or a healthy body.

Those powers might not be fancy, but they were as useful as fuck.

However, he knew that ability couldn't be changed, so there was no need to think too much, and he just accepted the reality.

"Still, what should I do?"

In this unfamiliar world, he didn't have a direction and didn't know what to do.

If his "Quirk" was powerful, even if he didn't have a direction in his life, he could live leisurely without a problem.

However, it didn't mean he had given up.

Still, even if his "Quirk" wasn't strong, he also wanted to do something to improve himself.

Even if he had become Mineta Minoru, it didn't mean he would become a perverted boy who would just drown in the pond of porn books.

As for why he didn't use lake or sea as a metaphor, with his height, he was afraid he might drown in a small pond.

"I wonder if limb lengthening surgery is useful."

He rubbed his short legs and wondered how high he could increase his height with surgery.

However, he knew he wouldn't be able to do such surgery soon since it was expensive.

The financial ability of his parents was average.

They weren't rich, nor were they poor. They were like any other person in this country, working as a salaryman together, leaving him mostly alone. However, it was all good since he didn't really want them to notice his change.

His parents' matter aside, he knew he had to do something else, such as planning his future.

Still, he knew that even if he wasn't tall and his "Quirk" was quite unique, he had to learn, so he could get into a good school.

Fortunately, the head of the previous Mineta wasn't bad and even smart, along with his transmigration onto this body, making his head clearer and brighter.

If he usually needed to learn something complex for two hours, he could do it in half an hour or less now.

After he accepted the reality, he stood up and patted his dusty bum before he picked up his bag since he knew he had to go home. He decided to study first before he tried to practice with his "Quirk."

After all, he had a superhuman ability, so he was quite curious about what he could do with it. He pulled the sphere from his head and looked at it for a while before he played basketball with it.

He walked while he dribbled the purple sphere from his head, thinking that his body was nimble, quite elastic, and easy to move.

'Is this the reason why I am smart?'

He wasn't sure, but when he was about to walk, suddenly he saw a screen-like thing inside his head. He sucked a deep breath, wondering whether he had a cheat, system or something else like those in the various stories in his original world.

He was excited and thought he could change something, but suddenly his heart almost stopped when he saw the name and the description of the system.

<Congratulations, you have received a "Dating System">

<Love will make you powerful>

<Please do your best and have a lot of lovers>

"....."

Mineta took a deep breath and tried to calm himself. He looked at the high wall around three meters on his right side. He put down the purple sphere he had taken out from his head on the ground before he jumped on it as he had jumped on the trampoline.

His jump became higher, and he landed smoothly on the top of the wall.

The sun was about to set, but even so, the scenery was still beautiful, yet he didn't have the heart to enjoy this scenery.

Mineta looked at his 108 centimeters tall body.

He took a deep breath, and there was one thing that he had to say now.

"Fuck."


CREATORS' THOUGHTS
akikan40 akikan40

I just tried to make this one since I felt it would be a fun story, but I'm not sure.

Anyway, try it.

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