Chapter 1: How Could This Happen!?
'HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!?' Sam wailed in his heart. He looked at the sign in disbelief, unwilling to believe that he had been placed in a hellish cavern full of monsters hungry for his flesh. He had been walking home early in the morning from work when he suddenly found himself falling forward and losing consciousness. Next thing he knew, he woke up here in this dimly lit cave.
He had played a lot of Minecraft in his life, and had heard about the Kaizo Caverns as it is one of the more famous challenge maps. He never played it though, because he had enough stress in his life from working construction at night. Who knew he would end up reincarnated here when he made his request to that so called God of Reincarnation?
Frustrated, he kicked a large rock near him sending it flying into the wall in front of him, making a loud ruckus as it bounced off then on the stone floor, coming to a stop near the entrance of the small cave he was in. He looked towards the cave entrance, seeing that it leads further out into the cavern.
"GraOouh..." Shuffling came from near the cave entrance
He stopped, becoming tense as his rage began to be replaced by fear. He recalls where he is as he looks around desperately for a weapon. He spots a chest in the corner near the entrance. Sam runs up to it praying there is something sharp and pointy inside. He pushes the chests lid up then thrusts his hand inside it. He feels himself grip a cylindrical wooden object, as he feels a wave of relief wash over him at the thought that he isn't defenseless anymore.
He pulls it out of the box, as the smile that had begun to creep onto his face freezes. The cylindrical wooden object is not a mace like he thought, but a mighty...Signboard. He digs frantically in the chest to discover the rest of the chest is filled with a dozen same size leather pants. He hears shuffling coming from the entrance, closer this time, as he turns around to look. A vaguely humanoid silhouette comes into view at the entrance. Samuel looks at the signboard in his hand, as he numbly recounts to himself, "So this is how I die."
*Ding*
[Detected lack of will and intent to submit to fate from the host. System Activated in advance, Stats being Generated]
Sam's heart that had become numb from all the emotional ups and downs rises once again like a phoenix from the ashes. "Halleluiah! Open the newbie package and give me the Heaven Swallowing Sutra, the Immortal Sky Cleaving Blade and the Chaotic Fiendcelestial physique!"
[Noob Package opening. . .]
{You Get: Bread x 3 (White), Bottled Water x6 (White), Bandage x12, Apology Letter (White)}
Sam started frothing at the mouth, about to curse the system's mother and its black heart. The humanoid silhouette wouldn't give him the time though to do so. With a guttural cry, it rushed forward towards him. Sam raised the sign in his hand instinctively, as he saw its true appearance. It was a rotten, fetid cadaver wearing yellowish rags and its body so thin you could see its ribcage(In some places literally!). It slashed its shriveled, decaying arm at Sam as he swung his sign in turn. Sam closed his eyes in fear.
By some miracle he felt the sign thwack the Undead hard. He heard the Undead give an unwilling roar, as something crashed onto the ground. It sounded almost like when you throw a defrosted meat patty on a grill. He opened his eyes in utter surprise to see the Undead had been thrown back about four feet, and was now near the ledge in front of the small grotto. He saw the dim light of Magma coming from below and illuminating the undead a bit.
Sam knew he couldn't let this opportunity go or he would be dead for real this time. He rushed forward, slamming the sign across the zombie's head planning to stun it then push it into the Magma. There was a small gush of wind as the Sign struck the zombie, and he saw it go flying a few feet in the air before crashing down into the Magma below. He stared at the sign in his hand, flabbergasted. "Am I really that powerful?" He wondered aloud.
[System: The sign is enchanted with Knockback II, Host. Please do not have any extravagant ideas.]
Sam's face instantly darkened, as he heard the black hearted system speak. "I don't need to hear that from a poor ghost of a system like you! Which bastard programmed you to hand out a few loaves of bread when it's host is about to be gnawed on like a deer bone? Show me my status."
[System: As you wish, Host.]
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[Status]
{Name: Samuel Howard}
{Class: None}
{Rank: 0}
-Level: 0-
-Experience: 0/10-
-Attribute Points: 0-
{Health: 110/110}
{Mana: 10/10}
{Stamina: 105/110}
-Hunger: 54/100-
-Thirst: 42/100-
{Attributes: Strength 1, Agility 1, Endurance 2, Intelligence 1}
{Talents: Hardy Constitution(+1 to Endurance, +10 to Stamina, effects of poison/heat/cold/disease are slightly reduced)}
{Skills: Construction Lv2, Hand-to-Hand Lv1, Taming Lv2, Riding Lv2}
{Inventory: Knockback II Sign(Green), Bread x3(White, Restores 30 Hunger), Bottled Water x6(White, Restores 50 Thirst), Bandage x12(White, Shortens or Stops bleeding effects depending on First Aid Skill)}
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