My World has Turned into Experience Points

“Ding, reading books, Experience Points plus one, Language level up!” “Ding, reding books, Experience Points plus one, Mathematics level up!” … “Ding, one step taken, Physical Experience Points +1!”
“Ding, one step taken, Physical Experience Points +1!” “Ding, one step taken, Physical Experience Points +1!” … Are you bad at math? Read about the Hodge Conjecture, Poincaré conjecture, Riemann Hypothesis, Yang-Mills existence and mass gap, Navier-Stokes equations, Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer conjecture, and you will gain Experience Points at an insanely fast rate. If you are bad at physics, just read about quantum mechanics, quantum entanglement solutions; upon reading them, they would all not seem like difficult questions at all!
On waking, Kelvin realised that no matter what he did, he would always get Experience Points, even sex gave him Experience Points!