Chapter 11: Scáthach is scary
"is that ramen," I said grabbing one of the noodle packets to distract from that conversation.
Scáthach knew I was purposely changing the subject and she rolled her eyes. I put some of the soda I "confiscated" into the fridge and left them in there.
"what are you going to do now," Scáthach asked from the couch.
"I have to meet with the rest of team 7 in 2 days... then after that, I'm going to train," I told her.
"no missions," she asked bored.
"Not that I know of. however I do have this thing called a dimensional group chat," I told her.
"That sounds fun," she said as she sat up.
"what does it do," she proceeded to ask.
"I don't know yet, I can check though," I said as I looked at it.
in front of him appeared his stats system while on the left appeared the "dimension chat".
[ dimensional chat
level:0 (xp 0/50)
online: demon of the leaf .....
members: demon of the leaf...
(add member x3)
invite 3 more at level 5
description: there are many worlds in the multiverse, but now you can talk to people and go on quests that are suitable for you and your companions' levels.
when completing missions you are able to get rewards. rewards are given based on participation.
You are the admin, you can control whether or not people are muted or kicked out.
claim daily bonus 1-300?]
"it looks like I can invite people and talk to them," I told her.
scathach got up, stole one of my hard-earned Dr pepper, and drank it in front of me.
"there not even cold yet," I murmured.
"What was that," she said as a heavy aura surrounded me.
"Nothing your majesty," I said with a bow.
"what I thought," she said as she took another.
I was crying on the inside and held it in. I sulked all the way to my room and lay on my bed.
"would host like to draw 10 from "gacha")
'yes,' I thought.
[1. mana manipulation
2. dagger
3. adaptability (epic)
3. pyrokinesis
4. animagus form (wolf)
5. body boost (accelerates growth) (higher restrictions)
6. fire immunity
7. control of the dead (control any dead spirits that you see) (Legendary)
8. master chief (epic)
9. word magic (what you write will happen)
(author note: I'll explain more)
10. chaos magic immunity
the rewards this time was honestly really good in his opinion. however, one thing was keeping him from being happy right now.
scathach was drinking 1 of the 97,736 cases of soda I had sto-.... claimed as spoil of war.
I sighed before looking back at the group chat again. I hesitantly clicked on "add a new member" and suddenly a message appeared in the chat.
[the invisible assassin has joined the chat.]
[the playful kitsune has joined the chat.]
[the magician has joined this.]
(author note: I'm going to use {} for the chat, or I'ma say the name and type.
Naruto: how's life?
like that. author note end.)
{assassin: what kind of witch power is this?
kitsune: I dropped my tofu
magician: this is so cool
demon: welcome... I guess. I don't know much about this, but I know that we can do missions and other stuff like that, now there are some things I do not know about this yet, but I do know we can claim a daily bonus.}
[demon has got 93 coins.]
{magician: are you actually a demon
demon: kind of... I'm called a demon and the people hate me, tried to kill me when I was younger too, but we're over that now...kind of.
kitsune: oh my that doesn't sound very fun.
assassin: it's not
demon: you have experience too?
assassin: my sisters and I get hunted down by the church because we are witches.
magician: I don't have anything happening to me.. the most I can say is that a kid named Percy Jackson caused an international accident.}
my eyes widened as I saw she was in Percy Jackson's world. I could help but laugh thinking about my old friend.
{demon: I was just in your world defending New York.
magician: there are things happening in my world, my god I don't want to leave the house again.
assassin: if I may ask what did you defend with?
demon: we had a total of 40 people and we defended against thousands of enemies. we had help in the end though.
kitsune: sounds like it was difficult.
demon: kinda, the only problem was the god... titan... I forgot who he was, but he led the attack.
magician: I didn't even know this was going on in my world.
demon: I'm Naruto by the way
magician: Sadie Kane.
assassin: .... nightingale is what my sisters call me.
kitsune: yae miko, a shrine maiden.
Naruto: I have to go... she's drinking my soda
Sadie: not the pop.}
a tear fell out of my eye because I finally found a friend who understands the importance of soda.
I left Scáthach on her own and went outside to get some BBQ when I was met with Shikamaru and choji.
"is that you Naruto," Shikamaru asked surprised.
"huh, oh hey guys I haven't seen you for a while, how have you been," I asked them.
"I was treating choji to some barbecue for completing our first mission," he said as he nodded to the shop.
"Can I come? I'll pay for us," I told them.
"mhm," choji said chewing on some chips.
I spent the rest of my day hanging out with some friends and we did things for a while, but sadly every day comes to an end.
I entered my house and found Scáthach ... sleeping on the couch.
I smiled a bit and picked her up and put her on the bed with a blanket.
I went and slept on the couch but little did I know that she wasn't actually sleeping. she was just lying on the couch motionless.
I awoke to Scáthach scaring the hell out of me.
"don't stand over me and watched me sleep. it's creepy," I said with a shudder.
"Isn't that what boys like," she said as she pulled out an orange book and started to read.
I don't know what that book was but I stood up from the couch.
I blinked in surprise I was sanding almost as tall as Scáthach, she was taller by about three inches.
"one day I will be taller than you," I said only to receive a punch from Scáthach.
she glared at me again before continuing to read her book. I sighed and looked at my stats.
[name: naruto Uzumaki
age(13 physically)(14 mentally )
level: 82(22,420/69,420)
(chakra 3,400,360/3,400,360)
(mana 1000/1000)
strength:200 (max 500)
agility:200 (max 800)
intelligence:200 (♾️) (increases chakra and mana recovery)
vitality: 200 (max: 800)
luck: 200 (300) (cannot go higher)
sense :50 (max 100)
SP:12745]
it seems that the body boost allowed me to hit my potential faster, and it seemed to level up and also does so to my chakra.
I always wondered what Scáthach's stats were so I thought about checking them out right now.
(name: Scáthach (shishou)
level: 245
(mana) ???
strength: 6403
agility: 7421
intelligence: ????
vitality: ♾️
luck: varies
opinion: 7.5)
I gulped. as it would turn out she was majorly holding back. as if responding to to my thoughts she turned to me.
"looking for something," she asked.
"I'm looking for our savior Jesus Christ," I said as I made a cross with my fingers.
she blinked before laughing, "where did you hear that from."
"I saw it on a sign when I was in New York," I told her.
scathach only laughed at the joke I had made before slapping the back of my head.
I sighed and grabbed the book she was reading, it was called make out paradise.
I began reading the first page and it turns out that this book was for perverts.
"no," I yelled and pushed the book aside.
scathach caught it and looked at me with horror on her face.
"How dare you. do you know how expensive this is? this masterpiece should be worth billions," she said as she pampered the book.
I was used to the serious Scáthach... but this one is even scarier. If I learned one thing in life it's that a person is more dangerous when they have something they love.
I made a clone to sit down here and listen to her talk about how whoever made this should be the king of heroes.
meanwhile, I was looking for random things. I approached a bookstore and began looking at the books there.
I saw one of the make-out paradise books and began to think if I should buy it for her.
I sighed in disbelief at what I'm about to do. I transformed myself into a man named Danzo and bought some of the books there and left.
in less than 20 minutes the whole village was talking about how Danzo was a major pervert, but hey you wanna spread how I'm the nine tails, then I'll ruin your reputation.
I arrived home after stopping for some BBQ and I put the book on the table for Scáthach while I made dinner.
scathach joined me sometime later for dinner and I gave her the book.
not before she started reprimanding me for leaving a clone while talking about something important.
and so that night I lost 3 packs of soda again to stop the lecture I was receiving.
tomorrow was an important day as I would meet my team again for the first time in weeks.
so I went to sleep excited.
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name: Naruto Uzumaki
(mana 1000/1000)
strength:500 (max 500)
agility:800 (max 800)
intelligence:200 (♾️)
vitality: 800 (max: 800)
luck: 200 (300) (cannot go higher)
sense :100 (max 100)
SP:11795]
12745 - 950= 11795
950? let me hit the box
next update: necromancer and the demon queen
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