Chapter 36: Bring Tsunade back to Konoha
"Good day to you, Tsunade-san." -Issei
"Oh, you know me?" -Tsunade
"We have heard a lot about you from Ero- *Cough* Jiraiya-sensei. My name is Hyoudou Issei, and he's Furuichi Takayuki." -Issei
"Hoh... But only your words aren't enough to make me believe that you guys really are his students." Tsunade looked at Issei and Furuichi from head to toe.
"Then, let me tell you a short story... *Ahem* Once upon a time, there's a man who tried to peek at women in the hot springs. Alas, he was caught by a certain woman." -Issei
Upon hearing Issei's words, Tsunade knew that Issei was talking about the time when she nearly killed Jiraiya for spying on her while she bathed.
"After that, a certain woman punished him by breaking his six ribs and both arms, as well as ruptured a number of his internal organs... The End." -Issei
"Interesting story. But it's still not enough to make me believe you." Tsunade knew that there's not only her and Jiraiya who knew about this incident.
"I want to see this world from one corner to the other..." -Issei
Tsunade knew that Issei was saying the words that she had said to Jiraiya and Orochimaru during the Second Shinobi World War. So, she was convinced that they're really Jiraiya's students since Orochimaru definitely had no idea about the hot springs incident that Issei just said earlier.
"I'm going to win at every casino there is." -Issei
"Ok ok, I get it. You guys are indeed his students. So, what do you want?" -Tsunade
"We would like to ask you to follow us back to Konoha." -Issei
"Not interested. Let's go Shizune." Tsunade then entered pachinko.
"Ah! Please wait for me, Tsunade-sama!" Shizune picked up the pig, Tonton then she followed Tsunade into pachinko.
"....." -Issei
"*Pfft* Bwahaha! You got rejected, Issei-senpai! Hahaha!" Furuichi laughed at Issei after Tsunade and Shizune had gone.
"Stop laughing you jerk! Imma break your back right now!" -Issei
"Ouch ouch ouch! I give! I give! Ouch ouch!" -Furuichi
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Issei and Furuichi didn't have to find an inn to stay in anymore, since they already found Tsunade. Now they stood nearby pachinko waiting for Tsunade to come out.
"Senpaiiiii," Furuichi said in a bored tone.
"What is it?" -Issei
"Do we still have to stay hereee? We have been waiting for an hourrrrr." -Furuichi
"*Sigh* Alright, let's take turns staying here every hour then. You can go take a break first." -Issei
"Yahoo!!! Wait for me ladies!!!" Furuichi then quickly molded his chakra and disappeared as if he wasn't here in the first place.
Tanzaku Quarters was a town that attracts a lot of tourists with its gambling places and places with fine women, so Furuichi took this chance to visit the latter places.
Half an hour later, Tsunade and Shizune came out of pachinko. After seeing Shizune still carrying Tonton, Issei knew that Tsunade lost all her money.
"Tsunade-san." Issei walked to them.
"You again? Can't you leave me alone? I'm not interested in going back to Konoha right now." -Tsunade
"Tsunade-sama..." -Shizune
"Mah mah, don't be like that. Let's have lunch together first, it's my treat." -Issei
"Hoh... Ok then, but you have to let me choose the place to eat." -Tsunade
"No problem." Issei then sent a text message telling Furuichi that he was going to have lunch with Tsunade's group.
"By the way, where's your other companion?" -Tsunade
"It's ok, he will follow us later if he wants to come," Issei got a reply message from Furuichi saying there's no need to wait for him since he might be late.
"Is that so? Well, whatever, follow me." -Tsunade
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Tsunade chose the bar that she met Jiraiya and Naruto in canon. Issei lets Tsunade and Shizune order whatever food they want while sending his location to Furuichi.
"Now, tell me why do you want me to go back to Konoha? Is it an order from those old people?" Tsunade asked after everyone had finished eating.
"No, it's not. In fact, it even has nothing to do with Ero-Sennin." -Issei
"Ero-Sennin eh." -Tsunade
"*Cough* Anyway, our objective is to bring you back to Konoha only once. Even just 1 sec is enough." Issei ignored Tsunade's remark and continued.
"What a weird objective, but I refuse." -Tsunade
"If you're worried that others will find out about your arrival, I can ask a Space-Time Ninjutsu specialist to teleport us directly inside Konoha." -Issei
"I refuse." -Tsunade
"What if I give you money that enough to pay for all your current debts?" -Issei
"Deal! Wanna go back to Konoha right now?!" Tsunade stood up and shook Issei's body non-stop.
"Whoa there! Please let me tell Furuichi first." Issei asked her to stop shaking his body.
After Furuichi arrived, Issei called Lucoa and asked her to open a portal to their house. Then Issei and Furuichi entered a portal, followed by Tsunade, Shizune, and Tonton.
*Bzzt* *Bzzt* Issei's Digivice vibrated.
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Quest: Before the Shippuden begins [3/8]
Requirement:
1. Form a team to participate in the Chunin exam that will be host by Konohagakure. [Completed]
2. Pass the second round of the Chunin Exam. [Completed]
3. Find Tsunade and bring her back to Konoha before the third round begins. [Completed]
4. Make Uzumaki Naruto able to use Nine-Tails/Kurama's chakra earlier than in canon. [In progress] (Not chakra mode)
5. Make Uchiha Sasuke regains consciousness earlier than in canon. [In progress]
6. Ask either Shizune or Tsunade to treat Hinata's internal injuries. [In progress]
7. Let Tsunade know about Rock Lee's injuries. [In progress] (Doesn't require to treat him right now)
8. Give Tsunade money that enough to pay for her debts. [In progress] (Take responsibility for your own words)
Countdown: 17 hours
Remark:
- After the countdown is over, the chat group members will receive their reward, and those who do not live in this world will be sent back after 1 hour.
- Please remember that each incomplete requirement will cause 1,000 points from the quest reward to be deducted when the countdown is over.
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